Why are games about animals so few and unpopular?

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You're probably just saying to sound edgy, but on the off chance you're not, seek help.

>tfw cat is autistic
>never seeks out attention
>never talks

male cats are much better than female cats

Do you unironically think this place is filled with anything other than children trying to sound edgy and dark? Dude probably unironically thinks hes intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor.

You need to play a vidya with someone from Zig Forums, I think currently it's Australian hours.

soul

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Animal characters are seen as childish. They were big the past because most games were aimed at kids. Maybe more so than that, because platformers used to be really popular. When you look at classic platformers, it's mostly animals aside from Mario. I think it's because the physics of platform games work better with characters who have cartoony proportions. Aside from Jak and Psychonauts, are there even any platformers starring humans that weren't shovelware trash or immediately forgotten? Mario's kind of the only basic human character to be pulled off in a major platformer without looking incredibly awkward.
You could possibly have something aimed at adults with a mature take on animal characters but let's be real: furries would ruin it.

Pokemon are animals
Sonic is an animal
Crash is an animal

by allah you people are dogs

Murderers, rapists, and Jaywalkers all receive pet therapy to calm them and make them better people. If you are that far gone, GTA and Rockstar games must be the only thing you play.

>a-at-atheism is wrong! your ancestors are monke if you believe in evolution lol
You were saying?

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It’s strange how fucking smart Chimps are. They really should be illegal to kill

Fun fact - tortoise shells only get fucked up like that from malnutrition. That tortoise has probably been in manmade habitats its whole life. A properly cared for tortoise looks like pic related.

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humans?

damn a human 3 year old is better at tortoise care than fully grown monke?

GTA: SA is game about animals.

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>t. tortoise

Anither fun fact: tortoises are widely regarded as the 2nd most based animal on the planet, very closely following the penguin.

Those are anthros, I was talking about real animals.

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Newfag

>watches the monkee vids completely
>skips other animals
uhhh racist a bit monkee bro?

>we're all wicked and dark psychos here! You might want to turn back before you see how WE live!

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They're the closest thing there is to a human in nature
Which is why they're needlessly aggressive and brutal

Because I only play games with characters I want to fuck.

I'm switching to bug protein shake and plant-based diet now

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>love Planet Zoo
>not creative enough to make cool looking exhibits

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You also need monkey meat

Ironic that he gets a phone and the first thing he does is watch videos of a monkey playing with a chimpanzee.

Monke shares
Human takes

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This guy works in the cattle industry