Poison magic poisons you

So is Magic the gathering just made up of meme cards?

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So basically, what I'm getting from this is:

>Every time you draw a card outside of your initial draw step, you must discard a card before you draw.

>If you have no cards to discard, you must instead place that number of cards from your library into the graveyard.

Basically it's a fuck you to searches and draw.

I forget which game it was but there was a game where dealing lightning damage would hitstop enemies for a split second each time they were hit and it was cool as fuck.

Most MtG players iq is barley above the retard line so it's easy to see how sentences with more than 5 words confuse them.

>draw second card of turn
>instead, discard a card
>if the player discards a card this way, they draw a card
>discard a card instead
>draw a card
>discard a card instead
The way it's written could mislead you into thinking you have to dump your whole hand one card at a time without understanding the last line of text about self milling.

How does this work in Pokemon?

what does cheese magic do?

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>lightning stuns you
pretty good
>lightning DISINTEGRATES you
now we are talking

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>Wind magic just... isn't even in the game
Wind bros...

>poison poisons you
>ice freezes you
>lighting paralyzes you
>fire burns you
>earth petrifies you
>water slows you
>light and dark both blind you
>wind ???

basic lockdown card
only ESLs have problems with something so simple

So it makes you discard your hand +1 card from the top of your library?

wind=silence

Pushes you away

>lightning causes a stun
>when in reality it should cause burns

wind knocks you back/down

Fuck you, we had a thread about this just yesterday.

Is there a game with deaf ailment? like that character can't receive orders because hes temporarily deaf

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I'm ESL and the word "instead" confused me.
In my mind it cancels the draw part. And then the next sentence is a new card draw, not connected to the first one.

Baldur's Gate has a Deaf spell but I think it just makes you fail at casting spells

that doesn't make much sense

It stands

Burn damages after turns but also decreases Attack stat

if does because you usually have to vocalize spells to cast them in DnD

I imagine it would only work well in pokemon, where the creature is supposed to be listening to whatever attacks its being told, and you can make up whatever the deafness does from there

Spells require precise incantations thus if one can't hear what they are saying they can't exactly cast magic well

don't forget badly poisoned which is a separate kind of poison dot for some reason

Fuck off, card games are not video games.

you can speak without being able to hear

have you ever heard a deaf person speak user?

have you tried it? most people fail badly at it. Try to put headphones with some loud shit playing and record you talking something

The difference is, a deaf person has never spoken before, and doesn't know what speaking actually sounds like. Meanwhile I know how to fucking talk and I've been doing it my whole life