It doesnt have to be good!

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>they never advertised it as GTA!
>witcher was buggy too!
>IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKED UP

>it doesn't have to run on consoles
>it doesn't have to run without crashing
>lifepaths don't have to affect the story
>there doesn't have to be roleplaying
>there doesn't have to be multiple outcomes to story events
>you don't have to enter buildings
>there doesn't need to be fun minigames or NPC interactions
>there doesn't have to be police chases
>there doesn't have to be populated streets and roads
>it doesn't have to be well optimised

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Based
He's going to keep making trannies seethe for decades to come

>It doesn't need more dialog options than fallout 4

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I KNEEL

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stop fucking dabbing on leftypol and nu/v/ its not fair shazamCHAD....

>didn't allow reviewers to use their own footage
b-based CDPR

Zachary Levi is prob a Shazam poster

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>we didn't want a lot of unique gameplay options anyway

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But it's actually good.

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>It doesn't need to be cyberpunk

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Webm unrelated?

trying too hard discord tranny

I love when anons think posting 5 second webm's of their own biring combat footage = making the game look good.

Cope!

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I kneel Shazam-sama!

Cope...

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Look guys the tranny is here!

I don't get it. The left still doesn't look cyberpunk.
Let's be honest though. Nobody cares about what "cyberpunk" is, everyone just wanted a neo-noir game.

Shazamposting is the best thing to come out of Zig Forums in years.

Braindead ai

did the dev team gang rape you or something? why do you give a shit?

>he types his own actions
The absolute state of consoomers

Please for the love of god MS, give Arkane Austin Shadowrun so we can have an actually kino cyberpunk game that isn't E.Y.E or Isometric.

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dont drink that much, how are you gonna pee in your skintight suit huh shazam-sama ?

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>game has lots of combat cybernetics, throwables, and future weapons
>choses to record run of the mill double barrel shotgun gameplay
Fuck off.

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If we're posting Shazam webms, can someone post the one where Billy transforms mid-air?

>STILL has 1,000,000+ players on steam right now
How?

i agree, i am pretty sad though

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>neo-noir
oh yeah because anybody knows what the fuck that buzzword means

imagine having art direction so bad that you need to highlight enemies or you can't see them

What do you want? You were right okay! Im sorry.

TO THINK YOU FAGGOTS DOUBTED HIM

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Call of Duty unironically has better looking combat and gunplay

lol you’re not fooling anyone no-taste faggot

S-SHAZAM-SAMA, I KNEEL...

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neo - new
noir - dark edge shit with detectives and stuff

This is Syndicate 2012 tier

>it doesn't have to run at a stable framerate

Is this BF4 campaign on easy mode?

cyber - electrical shit
punk - the lower classes

they atleast shot at you in bf4
-when they felt like it.

>Snarky Yes #1
>Snarky Yes #2
>CORPO Snarky Yes
The dialogue in this game is arguably worse than Fallout 4.

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Where is this screenshot from?

Witcher 3 wasn't that good either
>Advance the dialogue
or
>Give me the extra details taht are unnecessary
is the two options most dialogues gave you

This just makes me want to play Doom instead.

i had a guy piss in my game he put his dingus back in his pants and he was still peeing even as he walked away

>blue text that's just a leading question before the snarky yes

it's why they picked yellow for the marketing

I don't have any experience with CDPR (was burnt out on fantasy anything eons ago), so this is the first time I'm truly sitting down playing one of their games. I figured it would be true for the Witcher series too though. As someone that doesn't have that background with them, this game is fucking jarring. If they never claimed it was an RPG sure, but fuck me is this shit bland and on rails.

Fuck off, shazam/tortanic fags

The game is a diamond in the rough

It’s a great game, that’s why

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Can someone give me a quick run down on the shazam relating to cyberpunk thing

>IT DOESN'T NEED OBJECT PERMANENCE

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