You look like a piece of fuckable meat
You look like a piece of fuckable meat
Joshua Sanders
Jonathan Thomas
>shamelessly copying wolfenstein
Ayden Watson
doom 3 still has decent graphics
Christopher Taylor
I wanna look like that guy
Why can't I look like that guy?
Ryder Richardson
>and you look like the fridge they put it in
would he have killed her there and then if she had said that?
Jace Ramirez
D'aww thanks man. Nobody ever says nice things to me anymore.
Colton Rodriguez
>can’t get raped by this guy
Shit game
Daniel Morgan
no...
Josiah Evans
Why would you look like this?
Caleb Hughes
Does he have a chainsaw dick?
Luke Garcia
he's like 90 years old
Asher Anderson
and also got blown to pieces at some point
Lincoln Hernandez
why wouldn't you want to be an unstoppable metal juggernaut?
Matthew Butler
FUCKING CHRIST WHAT WERE THEY THINKING BY THIS UGLY ART STYLE? ALL THESE GRAPHICS AND IT LOOKS UNAPPEALING
Brayden Murphy
Sebastian Hughes
Damn Gunther didnt age well after exploding
Brayden Thomas
> Evelyn
> Being witty
HAHAHAHAHA
Owen Robinson
This guy looks like he played with bionicles when he was a kid
Noah Wright
Why did the nip cuck let his bodyguard do this?
Joseph Diaz
Okay lads, for which reason do you cut your balls off?
>to become a 7tf tall metalnwar cyborg with high-speed wifi?
>to drive a hatched between your crotch so blood can drip down your hairy legs while you wear a dress?
Andrew Brown
If I take that jaw off, will you die?
Julian Edwards
the game is so beautiful
Alexander Reed
>to become a 7tf tall metalnwar cyborg with high-speed wifi?
If i can become immortal this, if there is no immortality fuck no
Aiden Williams
It would be extremely painful.
Henry Butler
He's basically a fucking Iron Man.
Juan Kelly
>adam smasher
I love that he has a fucking terrible 1990's Wrestler tier name.
Nathaniel Edwards
He's honestly got one of the best designs in the game. Transhumanism taken to its ultimate form, and possessing none of the make-up, dyes, or neon that everyone else uses to cover up their inhumanity.
Shame the rest of the game relies on the urban decay meets technicolor fashion angle way too much. It doesn't look aesthetic when everyone's caked in dirt and there's no dark colors to contrast it.
Carson Lewis
It's the strogg from Quake!
Brody Russell
He's 80-something years old and has none of his body left except a jawless head and limbless torso after he got mulched by an explosion.
Parker Thompson
>Smasher is older than all of the boomers on Zig Forums
Based fucker it was fun taking him out
Colton Adams
Friendly reminder that he has like 2 lines of dialogue in the entire game, and he's the final boss of the game.
Literally every e-celeb cameo got way more dialogue AND their own quests.