Tricking you into a gay therapy session by switching the names

>Tricking you into a gay therapy session by switching the names
They did that on purpose

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>not playing as a virgin
Ngmi

What do you mean, switching the names?

angel is a pretty common male name in some countries. no man is named skye

>I'm a speedreading retard that missed the part where they literally show you labelled headshots of the two dolls
You deserve it.

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When you go to the whorehouse the computer selects two compatible prostitutes for you, one female on the left, one male on the right
Then they cut away and ask you to choose, only the male comes first now.
Most people in western countries, including poland read from left to right and top to bottom, so if you assume the names come in the same order as before and if you want to bang the girl you pick angel only to get forced into the gay choice because you can't change your mind
Very inclusive

That was pretty based, thankfully I am smart so they didn't trick me heh

They show you fucking labelled pictures of them, disphit.

You're ignoring how people speak and how words flow together. Saying "Skye or Angel" doesn't roll off the tongue as smoothly as "Angel or Skye." That and A comes before S.

Angel/Anjel/Angelo is a man's name

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They flash the pictures for 5 seconds before cutting away with no chance to memorize the names and no hint that you'll need to memorize them.
Why can't I pick from the screen?
Why trick me into hanging out with a homo?
Why not let me confirm my choice after I pick?
Oh right, because you're a seething tranny who needs subterfuge to trick people into your homosexual agenda
dilate

It literally makes no difference.

It does but you don't want to admit it because it would go against your narrative.

>Oh right, because you're a seething tranny who needs subterfuge to trick people into your homosexual agenda
This, I picked the man by accident and now I am unironically gay fuck cdpr

The fact you can't pay attention to a game right in front of your fucking eyeballs is nobody's problem but your own, retard.
Cope and cry all you want, your brain is fucking mush if you got tricked into being gay in this game.

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THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME I PICKED ANGEL BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE NAMES CORRESPONDED TO THE ORDER THE PHOTOS WERE SHOWN.

we didn't expect to have to remember the fucking names
imagine having to remember a whore's name

Doesn't matter, I went straight for the VIP lounge and shot up the whole place. Never even saw the dude.

>play it the first time
>choose skye
>deposit my weapons
>open the door
>the entire staff had already aggro'd at me for no reason
>couldn't get my weapons back to kill them
>couldn't stealth takedown since they were all standing there staring at the door
>couldn't leave
>softlocked, had to reload save

>second time just mashing confirm to get through the conversation
>accidentally pick angel
>deal with it because I just want to get past this shit and on to the next segment

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You're right, I'm sorry this game doesn't have accessiblity settings for the mentally handicapped.

You make the selection less than 20 seconds after the pictures appear. Your brain is smoother than a fucking marble.

its not like you even fuck its just asmr

Im sorry a majority of you cant read at a 3rd grade level

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A male listening to male ASMR is extremely gay, quite possibly gayer than being fucked in the ass.

So you are forced to do this? Like you Can't stop it.

>not memorizing their names the few seconds their faces were on the screen
do you choose to be stupid or does it come natural to you?

If you're paying attention you can choose the correct one. But the receptionist is a boring retarded cunt in the first place, even keanu pops in and comments on it, so you've already tuned out by the time the choice comes up and you're like "sure that one whatever"
and then you're gay

You...you don't have to fuck them, user.

If anyone unironically picked angel expecting him to he the girl, you lack both reading comprehension and the common fucking knowledge that Angel is not an unusual name for Hispanic men.

angel is also an extremely common name for hookers

Have you ever heard of a single man with the name Skye?

Ya good thing this Angel was, in fact, a hooker. Since when is Skye a gender neutral name? Common sense should have informed you which one was which.

His dad.

yea and they're all faggots