Discuss her games.
Discuss her character.
Discuss her design.
Discuss how you would improve her.
Samus Aran
Daniel Mitchell
Ryder Clark
imagine if one of her pubes got stuck in the zipper haha wouldn't that be funny
Nolan Baker
samus was my sexual awakening. coincidentally, i have a thing for latex and bodysuits
Cooper Foster
I would redesign her to capitalize on her Amazonian potential and get her back to being a 6'3 powerhouse.
Christian Wright
you ever wonder if instead of having regular pubes samus just has some little feathers because chozo or whatever lol :3
Benjamin Torres
I'm horny
Colton Diaz
haha imagine plucking it out and putting it in your mouth haha
Cooper Bell
Discuss my ass.
Joseph Brown
She wouldn't have any.
She needs to be hairless for the zero suit.
Easton Peterson
I think her design would be better if she were pregnant, and I know for a fact that my sperm is virile and motile enough to cause that, so my suggestion for the method by which her design could be improved would be by having me fuck her until she becomes pregnant.
Jack Long
>her games
Hasn't had one in more than a decade
>her character
Never had one at all.
>her design
Good for porn and nothing else.
>how you would improve her
Take it out of Nintendo's kiddy gloves.
Carson Flores
What kind of mom would Samus be?
Isaiah Perry
C'mon Coach, maybe the thread... maybe it's made of chocolate haha
Hudson Jackson
he fucked my waifu
Dylan Cruz
She shaves her feathers
Landon Gomez
>tfw no Zero Suit Coach
What's the point in being alive?
Aaron Gray
MOM
Luke Barnes
I've thought about it and I think the one thing that would improve Samus Aran as a character is my dick in her ass.
Josiah Hughes
MOTHER
OTHER M
Matthew Hughes
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….
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My darling…why…that was…*ssssnnniiiiffff*…the biggest one yet my dear….*sniff*..if you are….*sssnnnniiiifffff*…yes….if you are not completely out of exquisite gas…*sniiiiffffff*….my dear……then you, dare I say…*ssssnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffff*….have the intestinal capacity of an elephant!....*ssssnnnniiiifffff*…yes…..*sniff sniff sniiiiiffffff*….and the pungent, yet extraordinary stench of one too…yes…*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiffffffffff*
Aiden Reed
HEY NICK I EVER TELL ABOUT THE TIME ME AND MY BUDDY KEITH FOUND A GOOD THREAD ON Zig Forums, IT WAS A COUPLE O' YEARS AGO AND NOW MY BUDDY KEITH DECIDED TO POST THE GOOD OL' FROG, AND TO OUR SUPRISE WE GATHERED QUITE THE FEW POSTERS TO THE THREAD
Kevin Davis
built for BBC
Alexander Lewis
That's a ballsack
Michael White
terrible impression
Aiden Gray
No
Kevin Ramirez
Why take her out of nintendo's hands? So she can get yearly releases and keeps going on about how men keep her down and whatever sjw shit is popular at the time? Fuck off with your shitty bait.
Jaxson Thomas
Why would they sell it to a western studio?
Jackson Nelson
Good enough for guro porn
Connor Carter
Is Sarah Bryant the best Samus? I think so.
Liam Gonzalez
>*unzips pussy*
Henry Smith
Hope her flaps dont get caught in that zipper
Isaiah Myers
>samus with a thick bush
oh man oh man
Hunter Davis
DANGEROUSLY BASED
Carson Jenkins
i dislike her games
she has no character
her design is boring
i cant improve her without changing her near fully
Lincoln Torres
Fuck off ACfag.
Dylan Murphy
This but unironically
Nathan Murphy
I'd put a 45 min rape scene with audio in her next game.
Unskippable too.
The rapist also explains key details of the plot while raping her now and again so if you mute you won't understand the game.
Dylan Martinez
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
Alexander Hernandez
No one listens to men of culture such as yourself.
Landon Walker
BOOTA
Connor King
Unironically built for sniffing her butthole.