>no ork game
No ork game
ORKS ARE SHIT, GIVE ELDAR GAME
wegh
A dying species made for nothing more than sex slavery
debt of cum*
I MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH DON'T DO THIS TO ME YOU FUCKING NIGGER
He's gone bro. Accept it.
I'm surprised nobody's made a Gorkamorka vidya yet.
>stupid mon'keigh tricked and used again
>tfw no God Emperor of Mankind to worship, serve, and die for
fuck me magic space daddy
dow2r is the ork game
I know... but let a man weep for that fallen in battle.
GEOM will always fail you, Orks have Gork and Mork who are actually reliable.
based
my daddy tries his best his wife left him and he's trying his best as a single father give him a break he's fighting reality hackers
>cogboys spend their entire life working on tech
>get mogged by monke
Embarrassing
*ahem*
ZOG BEAKIES
ZOG 'UMIES
ZOG POINTY EARS
ZOG DA METTUL TIN 'EADZ
ZOG DA BLUE SHOOTY GITZ
ZOG DA SPIKY CHAOS GITZ('cept dem red unz they ded killy and good fightings)
ZOG DA BITEY BUGS
but most importantly...
ZOG GROTS
why is he so fucking based
>'umiez worship korpse
I'm surprised there's standalone T'au game
it's shit, but it actually exists
GIVE ELDAR CUNNY THICK HUMAN COCK?
thicker
All dem momentz lost in toime, like boyz in da green tide. Toime ta krump.
>Feral Ork survival sim
>Begin on randomly generated Imperial world (difficulty affects the sort of protection the locals have. To a peaceful agri world with a half-assed PDF to a fortified recruitment world)
>Begin with a handful of grots tending to woods and jungle around the point of emergence, building nascent settlements and domesticating the squigs
>Orks start emerging, can start moulding them as befits their intended role
>mostly direct huntas and trappas to accumulate more food and set snares for potential local/rival ork threats
>small pockets of isolated wildboyz can be absorbed to swell your population
>if you're lucky enough to encounter the damaged remains of some local vehicles you can start training up junkas to remodel them to be more orky and eventually get a big mek
>otherwise have to rely on herdas and boarboyz by capturing requisite beasts to tame
>if you're in a warp sensitive zone can develop some wyrdboy shamans
>with enough forces nobs will start evolving naturally, enabling you to punch bigger and bigger targets until you can start actually attacking the local population
>escalates into full scale war over the planet
>game end state happens when you reach a critical mass of Orks that a passing waaaaaaagh detects you and comes down to pick up and uplift the tribe to continue FIGHTAN AND WINNIN amidst the stars
>WAAAAAAAAGH
???
I can't stop playing as Craftworld Aeldari in Gladius, they're so fun
You are literally an unevolved ape to an Eldar.
>but most importantly...
ZOG DA OTHER BOYZ
>Elder POW
>Pussy
>Of
>War
Too thicc.
THICKER
????
But youz also needs to keep the boyz fightan else they come smack your mekboys and steal their scrap
duality of T'au
So this is what they meant by "greater good",,,
perfect
This
HNNNGG user GIVE ME SAUCE IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD
I want a Warhammer Fantasy game about Aenarion and it plays like DMC
I would love a Ork game where you play as a standard Ork slowly rising through the ranks of the current Clan, to hopefully one day become the big bad Warboss yourself
>Third person/First Person RPG focus
>Focus on a Ork skill tree while taking part in WAAAAGH raids against local planetary Guardsmen and anyone else in the way
>Gather Scrap and salvage to upgrade your Wargear and get promoted, slowly gathering your own following in your clan
>Augment yourself as you grow, focusing on Dakka or Chopper style of play, or even focus on making your own weapons for your Boyz
>Final battle is Killing the Warboss during a WAAAAGH raid with the local Space Marine Chapter, and taking the Boss's spot as the biggest and baddest ever, killing the Chapters Captain to show your worth
I'd play the hell out of it
lol no
THICKER YOU BRAINLET
Space Irish
>Aenarion
>not Grimnir
We need Titanfall 2 with Tau. For the Greater Good.
>what power could be worth betraying us all
>the power to save you
Absolutely kino
Any hopes for Darktide?
kek, underrated