Wake up

>wake up
>waddle downstairs with your 400ib body
>see two boxes underneath the Happy Holiday tree
>one is a PS5, the other is this cat
>you can only keep one while the other is being regifted
Which gift do you chose?

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cat

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I already have a cats and I dont want a snoystation

the fuck is a happy holiday tree

I'd choose the cat.

If I am assuming the cat is trained enough not to eat me, that over the snoystation

Take PS5 and sell it. Only beta males and women like cats.

I can play games with the cat.

kitty! (・∀・)

I would love the cat but I couldn't house it happily so I guess ps5. I don't want a ps5 but I want the kitty to have the space and lifestyle it deserves.

>Free console
>Free questionably legal money sink that might unironically kill me
I'm taking the PS5, fuck your memes

The fuck is a Happy Holiday tree? Just say Christmas, you faggot.

>most badass, alpha pet in the whole world
>a fucking snoystation
Cat

No cat is trained enough to not eat you. Your house cat is just smart enough to know it wouldn't win the fight.

Why does this offend people so much? I don't care if anyone says happy holidays or merry christmas to me but I guess I'm not thin skinned enough to give a shit

the one thatll give me joy

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That's not a cat, that's a Puma.

Oy vey. Don’t you know, that christians are literally persecuting me right now? This is anudda shoah

kitty pls

what's ib

underrated

Make a scene because I don’t want either one and so mommy has to gib tendies to calm me down

the ADL ran by (((them))) forced every media and retail company to stop saying "christmas" because it was "hateful" against jews

>console not a money sink
enjoy your $70 games

Dude tigers eat a ton of food and rip and tear for fun. I'm not keeping that thing. I will choose it though, so i can make sure it ends up in a preserve or zoo instead of becoming someones rug.

The cat
THE CAT!

>the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you
Maybe Hitler was right about something

/thread

I say Merry Christmas all the time but I don't flip shit when someone says Happy holidays. I won't let kikes decide what I say, though.

If I don't buy games for my PS5, very little has changed
If I don't spend money on my pet tiger it's going to fucking eat me

Mommy's black boyfriend pulls out an Xbone behind the couch, surprise!

Tyrell, you truly are on of the good ones.

why does an apex predator look so cute
shouldn’t it set off all of the fear signals in your brain?

yeah, do what you want. I was just saying why you never see "christmas" in anything in major retail stores or media. Everything is always labeled as something holidays

The cat, easily! The PS5 won't survive one summer without bursting into flames.

Sell it to Mike Tyson.
I remember reading an old Maxim article where he talked about how he played with his tigers, by wrestling with them and punching them in the balls.

Saying Christmas is bad because it excludes non-christians. You don't want to be bigot, right?

i have recurring nightmares about my mom buying various big cats and then just releasing them after she's get tired of taking care of them, then they create problems for the neighbors but nobody ever really figures out there is tigers and lions roaming the american countryside

>take ps5
>sell it for thousands because some snoy cuck will pay that price
>buy tiger with money to spare
ggez

I just pulled back my foreskin and there was a lot of cheese. The smell raped my nostrils right as I read your post.

What the fuck is Snoy?

That's the toxoplasmosis talking.
Seriously though, whenever I see a big cat my first impulse is to rub its fucking belly, despite the fact that I have scars from doing that to a little underweight tabby cat.

But it doesn't. Christmas has nothing to do with christianity, and never did. It's a pagan holiday.

>Happy Holiday tree
Quit assuming the tree of all holidays is happy.

>wake up
>waddle down stairs
>pic related is waiting for you with a cup of coffee and some fresh baked scones
>"hey user, merry christmas! MUAH!"
>you wake up
>no gf
>covid is still a thing
make sure that you make this year a great christmas, anons. Bake something for your loved ones.

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>try to pet cat
>it runs away
:(

I'd like the tiger so i can let it loose on whoever gets the PS5 for being a piece of shit snoy

Trolling aside, we really are living a reality where christmas is seen as oppressive. Next step in this madness is the prohibition of smiles because it would be offensive to people with no teeth.

I'd keep the cat as I don't trust the regifted person to find a good home for the cat. Afterwards I'd probably contact my local zoo or something to find a good home for the fellow.