Orcs are for the chads
Orcs are for the chads
Easton Thomas
Other urls found in this thread:
Charles Edwards
only worthwhile parts of the books were from the perspective of the orcs, come at me
Chase Collins
Orcs are for the obnoxious people who think they're chads but really come off as anything but.
Blake Jackson
literally no one bests an orc
Zachary Phillips
>chads
>your god was literally L I T E R A L L Y pooped out
Sebastian Ross
Justin Hall
For the last time that would be Redguards.
Cameron Allen
Canonically the weakest race.
Ayden Clark
orcs and redguards are nigger fodder trash
Josiah Reed
>weakest race
>has berserk and can do double damage while taking half damage
I think you're wrong.
Samuel Taylor
t.kikemer
Julian Hall
only incel chuds read the books fag
Asher Lewis
That's crunch, I was talking fluff.
Lincoln Torres
>TES
>implying there's a difference between crunch and fluff
Christian Thomas
dunmer are for insufferable permavirgins
altmer are for painfully average people with a superiority complex
imperials are for normal functioning adults who only play through a TES game once
nords are for low IQ nationalists
bretons are for making fun of, imagine having elf daddies lmao
redguards are for appeasing twitter by being the heroes of TES VI
bosmer are for girls who care more about making a cute character than playing the game
Khajiit are for tumblr girls
Argonians are for tumblr boys
Jeremiah Roberts
99% of tes fluff all comes from blog posts on reddit
you never see any of it in the games and thats a good thing
Parker Bailey
>make mostly low fantasy games about killing evil wizards and dragons and shit
>HEH DUDE BUT LIKE GOD PLANETS AND TIME TRAVELLING CYBORGS LMAOOO
this is shit world design and you know it
Aiden Watson
>FF16 will have orcs
I hope they're basically roegadyn from 14, or at least not just pigmen.
Caleb Thomas
Do Nord girls like Orc men?
Levi Cox
Caleb Perez
I would play a brown orc. I dont like that green shit.
Nicholas White
its japan
they will be just pigmen
they think going along with THEIR version of orcs is subversive enough where it's in fact just looping around to be dumb pigmen anyway
Ryan Lewis
Sebastian Reed
>fluff: Dragons are apocalyptic level threats
>crunch: even random pedestrians will fight a dragon if one shows up
>fluff: thousands have died in the ongoing civil war
>crunch: battles are fought with 30 NPCs in total
>fluff: the archmage is a position reserved for only the most powerful mages in Skyrim
>crunch: you can finish the entire mage's guild quest line with only a couple of scrolls and without learning any spells
I can keep going, but you get the idea. Even the in-game story is disconnected from the gameplay so I don't care if Orcs are strong gameplay-wise, my point was that lore-wise they are the weakest faction by far. That's it.
Eli Edwards
fun to play but their lore makes me sad
what a pathetic race they are
Grayson White
Jesus Christ those pauldrons.
Blake Reed
female blizzorcs are so fucking hot
Jaxon Gutierrez
lol warcraft
Jackson Carter
well it IS warcraft, after all
Jason Howard
Huge pauldrons that you can basically turtle yourself into might have practical value for head protection.
Personally though, I'd just go with a helmet
Justin Sanchez
I wonder where they got it from.
Juan Evans
I wish the playable ones looked a bit better
Logan Adams
Parker Jones
>he hasn't taken the orcpill
Luis Davis
Orks are for self-inserting Americans
Jayden Campbell
This but unironically.