So, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some Resident Evil thread

So, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some Resident Evil thread.

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No way fag.

Let's say, for the sake of argument, that Leon had taken her up on her offer and fucked her. How would the Resident Evil series be like today?

Leon is a virgin
Jill had sex with wesker
Rebecca had sex with Wesker
Claire is a virgin
Chris had sex with Wesker

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Don't mind me. Just being the only protag that isn't a kissless virgin.

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>only protag that dies
oh no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Today i realized that Ada, Helena and Josh are the 3 most powerful characters in the RE universe because they are the only ones who managed to fly a helicopter and not die.

That's not a Resident Evil character.

Giving Jill pisshair was an unforgivable act in an otherwise based game

What about Barry?

This is a Resident Evil thread, don't post off topic shit.

>Who is Steve?
>Who is Piers?

user i...

Unless he does so in REV2, no spoilers

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Steve is not really a protagonist

>Literally forces the entire cast into retirement due to his final game having a massive time skip
Ethan fucked over the entire OG cast HAHAHAHA

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Absolutely nothing would change. Why would things be different just because he fucked some random thot?

The fact that Barry isn't the helicopter piolet in Remake pissed me off.

among many other things. Lots of wasted potential and opportunities.

Deuteragonists at best but RE7's main story was 100% Ethan's show and he survived it

>Best selling RE game
>Critically praised and beloved by most RE fans
>RE8 is a direct sequel to 7
it's amazing just how hard people try to block out the fact that 7 is one of the best RE games ever made.

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Is this the new cope that Ethan haters have come up with? Come on guys...

>7 Discord faggot already hard at work trying to ruin another RE thread

You are an unbearable cunt. Kill yourself.

>We will never get the source code for any of the old RE games
>Classic RE will never get a modding scene like Doom has

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Anti 7 fags are coping really hard knowing Chris will have to look after Ethan's child and that Ethan's kid will most likely be the star of RE9

Ethan dying somehow made him stronger.

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He would be in jail because she was 17 at the time and you don't fuck 17 year olds unless you're a pedo

>Someone mentions RE7
>REEEEEEE NOT RE NOT MY CHRIS!
You could just not seeth all the time maybe.

Getting THIS mad at the mere mention of 7 is what the real problem is lmao
RE7 fans aren't hurting anyone man you need to learn to relax

I still have to find some way to watch the RE movies that does not involve torrents. Have no idea where to start honestly.

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In terms of RE games this generation I found RE2 Remake and 7 some of my favourite games in years
But RE3 Remake is just so hollow for some reason. the whole thing is just way too scripted and linear. it's funny everyone says 7 is too linear and scripted but compared to RE3 Remake 7 looks tame and that game wont let you skip cutscenes

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I hope to god you ain't talking about the fucking live action films right? because if you are I'm gonna shoot this dog.

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>7 some of my favourite games in years

Well you're not worth listening to then. Even with all the missing content REmake 3 is still fun and an actual RE game, both things that 7 is not.

classicfags neck

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Don't be silly user, i was talking about the canon animated ones. I don't know if they are good or not, I've only seen webms posted but they seem kino

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>Seeths at the mention of 7
this guy is right.

A little rough, don't ya think?

Well in my personal opinion the first film is the most boring. there's just not a long going on and there's a big middle section of fuck all happening

the second film is the best one. it feels like someone who really loved RE4 made it and wanted to make a movie based of it. it's got good action some tension and cool as BOWs

And the last one is SOOOO over the top that is goes from bad to being fucking hilarious
Legit watch that film with some mates and you will be laughing the whole way through. it's a rare it's so bad it's good movie.

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I posted a RE5 video in an RE thread some days ago and got a lukewarm reception. Made a new one just today. Anyone want me to post link?

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