Main character is an unlikeable faggot who acts like a sperg on certain dialogue choice

>muh filtered
Story is shit
Writing is shit
Gameplay is shit
Your opinions are shit

Shut the fuck up, it's anything but bland. If you're incapable of paying attention to anything that doesn't have an explosion every fifteen seconds then fuck off back to your Marvel Blu-Ray collection. We get it, you love cumming over Robert Downey Jr. quipping at the camera. You're a fucking imbecile. Fucking hell.

>Bland and boring
You only started playing videogames within the last 2 years.

>>*lady stephanie of talmberg comes to my chambers, has only said maybe 2 sentences to me up to this point
lol she hits on you from the get go when she gives you shelter. her husband doesn't give a fuck either because he knows he's old as hell and can't give her kids anymore since he was imprisoned for far too long.

Imagine not understanding that Stephane wants your cock. OP is an incel, confirmed.

>you're a master hunter with 2 hunting dogs and a bow i just beat off you, but somehow you didn't manage to find a single hare to kill?
Are these fucking troglodytes so retarded they think hunters carry rabbits on them 24/7?

Except I did pay attention and laughed at the retarded situations. Here's another: the bitch who screamed goat fuckers at the bandits about ready to kill Henry just *happened* to be at the same spot they were and just *happened* to find the Sir What'shisname at the right moment. Good writing, bud. A+. I also like how I beat the fuck out of the fuccboi noble and then suddenly we're all buddy-buddy.

>he doesn't wanna sit through boring hunting sections

Finally decided to torrent this after people were praising it in comparison to Cyberpunk. NTM I saw Zig Forums suck this game off. Now I know I got memed... again. Also take your pills

Said in the OP that it was obvious she wanted the D like a bad porno. You must be retarded to think this is good writing.

>Finally decided to torrent this after people were praising it in comparison to Cyberpunk

and you realised it was a better game

WOAH THE GAME HAS A TRADITIONAL NARRATIVE SETUP AND ACTUAL CHARACTER WRITING WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!!!! Shut the fuck up, Henry's relationship with Hans Capon is the best written friendship in modern games, and you'd get that if you'd fucking played it you CUNT

Nobody plays videogames for good writing. By definition videogames aren't capable of having good writing, because if they did they would be a bad videogame.

Haven't played Cyberpunk yet and probs won't until AI and bugs are improved. This turd though is definitely 1 of the most solid 5-6/10 games I've ever played

>Woman wants to fuck you
>Just like a bad porno
You're an embarrassment, no wonder your father left

it's better though. By default

this video got me really interested in the game:
youtube.com/watch?v=R6fXxJXsAkQ&ab_channel=2kliksphilip

do you agree Zig Forums?

lol, fanboys mad

And yet it's all fucking garbage with contradictions and laughably stupid, predictable writing while taking itself spr srs. Maybe they did become friends after I saved him. IDK because I by that point I had gotten exhausted of being forced into boring shit for the millionth time.

At this point you're being contrarian just for the sake of it. GTFO

What a shit thread. Shut it down gunt plungers.

The main character is as based as anybody else, and you’re a faggot. I’m not reading the rest of your post.

>Game isn't Call of Duty so it is boring
I bet you think Gone With the Wind is worse than Iron Man 2, too. Fucking pleb. Fucking absolute pleb.

nah
this is the favorite game of the dumbest, worst player of video games that i know

Nah. Maybe if you actually got laid you'd understand this

Nah. It's initial release was just as bad, if not worse with bugs. Maybe in 2-3 years Cyberpunk will fix its. I'd say they're both slav-shit at this point.

When's the fucking sequel?

Have they teased anything?

It actually is, but probably not for the reasons you're thinking of.

>who acts like a sperg on certain dialogue choices
Ask me how I know you were filtered.

>i just beat off you
that's all i heard OP

Good points made but still it's no Cyberpoopynig. Esepcially with the hype behind the latter

There it is. Thread's over. This cunt doesn't know what he's on about.

Its not so much that she wants henry dong, as that she desperately wants children.

I was wondering this too, haven't heard anything lately.

>le C0D argument
>in 2000+19+1
Fuck off back to plebbit, nigger. Gothic kept me entertained. Oblivion kept me entertained. Fucking Skyrim kept me entertained. Crusader Kings 2 kept me entertained. This shit is like an actual /h/istorian spouting of facts. Cool at first, boring and repetitive within hours

from the very few hints, they're about 1 or 2 years into a 6 + year dev cycle for kcd 2.

I'm not that guy btw, Kingdom Come is a great game, GOTY in the year of its release, but comparing black and white movies to colour movies is retarded. Doing that is dragging the older movie through the mud.

Sure, GWtW is much more notable during the year of it's release, unlike IM2, but that's not what was said.

no user you don't understand
it's boring and repetitive to be immersive. it's supposed to suck shit because in real life it sucked shit.

Fair point there. CDPR is a plebbit company and after Witcher 3 I'm glad they're getting what they deserve

>what is metro
>what is stalker
>what the fuck are rdr1 and 2
Games can be reelism without boring you to tears.

1 minute in and I hate this faggot already. I hate people more when they praise good games for the stupidest of reasons.