>*sluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppppppppp*
how's that glitchy mess going user?,did you got a refund yet?,even ign says it's bad and considering that all their reviews are payed is beyond bad,have you awakened yet?
*sluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppppppppp*
Wyatt Anderson
Lucas Richardson
Steam isn't giving refunds. I'm pretty pissed. I'm gonna buy Vergil for $5 and play DMC5 I think. Sephiroth in Smash should be fun too. Japs saving Christmas for me.
Charles Smith
what does this fucker have to do with cyberpunk? I keep seeing this here.
Alexander Ortiz
Shazam-sama I kneel
Nolan Watson
he warned us and Zig Forums refused to believe him
Oliver Reyes
James Adams
>PC review: 9
>Console review: 4
so its a good game on a proper device then?
Parker James
Matthew Bailey
no
Nolan Perez
I've seen so much wannabe tortanic shitposting here throughout the years, he was easy to dismiss. But something in my gut told me Shazamposters were right but I still fucking preordered for some reason. Why would I believe shitposters using some retarded joke superhero from a movie I never saw over motherfucking CDPR who made three games I loved?
Shazam only spoke the truth, listing off features that were quite literally confirmed to be cut. He didn't warn me about the technical problems, though, but I still should have listened to the overall fact that it's a shit game.
Leo Torres
It's still not very good. Of course the performance is significantly better, but it's still loaded with technical issues.
Matthew Powell
I had 0 expectations going in and it's not terrible considering how much I paid for it
I'd like it more if the exe didn't fuckin flatline on me 80% of the time
Hunter Bell
give me a quick rundown on shazam
Bentley Rodriguez
I mean at this point he should just be the symbol of overhyped games that turn out to be shit. How fucking right he was.
Gavin James
Doesn't matter, still refunding Cyberpunk :^)
Adam Ortiz
Around the time the devs started making some pretty questionable decisions during development it became a meme to post that pic of shazam drinking his slurpee and listing all the concessions people still looking forward to the game were making ("it doesn't have to take place during night", "it doesn't have to have all the player roles from the source material", shit like that). It also became a meme to say "don't care, still buying cyberpunk 2077".
The former meme aged well, the latter aged hilariously. I fucking warned you fags that turning buying the game into a meme was going to backfire on you.
Noah Harris
That guy looks like he sucks dick on the regular. Idk why this is your mascot against glitchy games, maybe you're just a faggot. Also Cyberpunk is fucking incredible.
Josiah Powell
user... you’re gay...
Henry Wood
>spams pictures of some gay weird looking mutt
>user your gay
Right-o chief.
Julian Perry
one of the few things they did right in cp2077 was having it be daytime sometimes too. not every piece of cyberpunk media has to be fucking blade runner. although they still did le epic gook characters on everything and put pointless neon LEDs everywhere for no reason, so maybe for this particular shitshow it should have stayed night.
Lincoln James
You're gay for assuming something that isn't gay is gay.
Hudson Miller
Gays have a certain look about them. He definitely looks gay.
Liam Evans
Ethan Barnes
Obviously he was faking.
Zachary Sanders
Dylan Davis
Sivana makes all the trannies dilate.
Gabriel Martinez
At least its making leftwing sweaties seethe.
Isaac Williams
Am I the only one actually enjoying this game? The driving sucks ass, but the main story was really gud. Also a few bugs here and there, but never crashed once. Then again I have a high end PC and not playing on a cucksole.
Thomas Richardson
PC review: paid journos
Console reviews: cant be bribed because everyone has seen how awful the game is already
Matthew Green
Its inferior to every other offering of its type and it doesn't feel modern at all. The futuristic setting is beyond a sham.
Jaxon Cooper
I KNEEL SHAZAM
Anthony Ross
All we can do is kneel for him.
Charles Jackson
Cope. You're never getting your $60 back