Hey shitass, wanna see me get 1 in 177,000,000,000,000 odds?

is it me or does this "shitass" meme exhude the same energy as an ad campaign? it kind of reminds me of that Jack Link's "messing with sasquach" thing they were doing for a while

wtF is that guy's problem?

story behind this?

context?

Considering how many people speedrun Mineshit, it's inevitable that they'd hit 1 in 177,000,000,000,000 odds eventually. Literally just monkeys and typewriters, and since their entire speedrun scene is 90% luck, they're just mad that the fortune experienced in that run would invalidate millions of runs for potentially years, before someone got 1 in 177,000,000,000,001 odds, which is likewise inevitable if they keep playing. Just a desperate bid to keep a speedrunning scene alive when it's pure garbage anyway. Same as players adjusting rules, making new categories, or shaving off fractions of a second so they don't have to adopt a real hobby that isn't for autistic retards.

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sry i grabbed this from Zig Forums yesterday i have no idea

OP decided to make another dream thread and then this user found him and got his hands on him.

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looks like steroid rage

no well adjusted person permanently cripples someone over a bar fight

based

What are the odds of this specifik user finding the OP?

>177,000,000,000,000
it either happens or it doesn't, it's 50/50

steroids and amphetamines probably or he just did something unspeakable awful to him

But it's only 50/50 if a billion players play minecraft a billion times.

Thelegend27? I don't even remember what the game was it was advertising.

he said "she's dressed like a wh0re"

1 in 7 billion

12

Looks like the guy getting it is holding on to something.

someone on Zig Forums one time told me it was a pedo that fucked his sister or something

Yeah, there's a 50/50 chance of Danny Devito flying through my window and handing me $5000, a hooker, and a pepperoni pizza ten seconds from now.

user was bamed for this post

Did some googlefu
Its Ivan Kontić, an MMA fighter
The only thing I can find suggest the dude molested his sister

18 years + 1 second

It is. That's why people stop and leave him be, he tells them "this guys a pedophile" and they back off.

wtf Frank?

Niggerfag, the luck he got was over the course of all his streams,it wasnt an one of stream

Hank and Jesse Pinkman?

well i can find out something now i can read serbian

>breaks both of his fucking arms at the elbows
>dude knocked out so hard he doesn't even react
good lord

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WTF DANNY DEVITO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

nah I don't mean any ad campaign in specific. I just mean it seems like it could be some sort of ad campaign

Duh, which is why it's inevitable. Taking down a run because it was "too lucky," is like saying someone cheated the lottery because it was so unlikely, despite the system being made so that it's an undeniable possibility to win the game in that fashion. As I said, it's just an attempt by the old guard of Minecraft speedrunning to try and save their shitty hobby from dying because nobody would be able to beat Dream's record otherwise. The question is just what's the limit of how lucky you're allowed to be, but since they never set up those rules ahead of time, they just appear fucking pathetic.

I'LL TAKE YOUR 50% CHANCE THAT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND ADD IT TO THE SINPLE FACT THAT EITHER HE DID OR DIDN'T CHEAT, FOR ANOTHER 50%. BUT THEN DREAM WE TAKE YOUR 50% CHANCE OF GETTING CAUGHT, AND YOU GOT A 150% CHANCE THAT YOU CHEATED AT MINECRAFT! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, DREAM, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT REDDIT.

What is Shellman fiddled with Dream's game and then put on the hat and pipe?
No matter the outcome he would prove that Dream wouldn't consider to investigate himself.

Is that all you have to say to stop people from helping your target?
Damn common people are dumb.

the only thing that was inevitable was him deleting his mods folder after he was caught having mod creation tools

>inb4 the whore lied

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Even if she did the only one to blame is the dude going full on degenerate roided out anger management nigmode.

Poor guy. Won't be doing much fighting now.

>this fucking tenderizing

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t. pedophile

he's being charged with attempted murder and his defence is "I didn't beat him that badly"

well, common people also want little to do with a nutcase willing beat and then snap some dude's arms

>broke both his arms and beaten his face into a pulp
>probably crippled him
>>I didn't beat him that badly

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MMA fighters with anger issues are scary as fuck.

youtu.be/j3PLLOreTLY?t=1866

>MMA fighter breaks up with gf, he breaks into her house, finds her in bed with another guy
>timestamp related for what he did to him

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Ruined his life over some bullshit.
Some nigga moment irl right there

the shitty translation says he disagrees with the attempted murder charge because it "Wasn't an assassination attempt"
And honestly, if this dude wanted you dead, you would be

t. dr pizza

Jeez hope it was worth throwing your career away dude

Not an argument. In all likelihood, it wasn't faked, especially as there's no proof, and it was going to happen anyway. The only reason they refuse to acknowledge it is because it makes their speedrunning scene pointless since they can no longer get "new records" every other week.