>Wake the fuck up Samurai !
>We have a city to burn.
Wake the fuck up Samurai !
what uh. why do you have this exactly?
As a fan of the game, I am not only upset but completely flummoxed that you'd be mean enough to post this.
I actually liked his design.
what the hell is this post
Why are you crossing memes? Literally everyone knows Snoy makes the tranny and soiboy console of choice, as evidenced by 72% of Snoytrannies identifying as LGBTQIAPP+ and soi-infused games like My Wife's Son and Tranny Simulator.
It's how zoomers cope with not doing anything productive.
Why would you do this...
>make a character
>rushed 15 min backstory tosses you into a random affair with literally zero choice or say before railroading you into a montage
>irrelevant items dropped all over just cluttering shit
>so here's this random guy you'll now go to do stuff with, so now you should care because of this montage you know?
Slept in the apartment, crashed the car and turned off the game, then deleted my pirated copy
High quality shitpost image, nicely done.
Any other transgirls have this problem where there dilator smells like shit? I dont know how to fix it any advice
Hang yourself and all the smells will stop immediately fren :^)
Is really appreciate if you didn’t encourage suicide among trans folk. Especially trans BIPOC who probably deal with more negativity every day than you will in your whole life
>>>Cringe millenial humor
>But nobody is making jokes about figdet spinners or tide pods. It's just classic banter.
>>>Whole fucking game is based on QTEs
>Except it isnt other than key scenes at most.
>>>Even Assassin's creed has more gameplay based parkour
>This may be true, but Uncharted doesnt need parkour styled gameplay
>>>Absolutely shit normie shooting mechanics and CQC
>Again it doesnt need more than what it already has and what it has works fine
>>>Cut scene every 2 fucking minutes
>Untrue since you normally get a cutscene every 20-30mins as most of the time the characters give exposition while you play
>>>Bad and generic soundtrack, not one memorable theme
>There's the main theme, but your gripe is common with most western game soundtracks
>>>Games journalists love this game because they can't stop sucking naughty dog's cock
>They love it because its a fun ride with charming characters and great graphics considering the hardware
>>>Every naughty dog turd gets 10/10s so every dev starts to copy nd's formula of generic interactive movies
>When you push the envelope of what a videogame can be, naturally other people will try to copy it
>>>Actual good devs get buried in the sand
>Then they werent good devs. If they were they would be standing side to side with Naughty Dog
>>>The cycle continues
>There is no cycle. Naughty Dog's success or failures have no influence on other developers or stopping them from making games that may cater to you.
>You seem to put a lot of effort into hating a series you clearly havent played.
TL;DR, cope and seethe with your soinema "game westoid troon.
I love this
>board prides itself on understanding game industry
>has been chronicling it for years
>everyone still buys day one
>everyone still preorders
>endless cycle of threads bitching about unfinished games
i can't stand how dumb you niggers are sometimes
>he still has any faith whatsoever in Zig Forums as a board post 2010
>he isn't aware of the fact that the average user of Zig Forums nowadays is underage or 18 at most
i come lurk like once a month at this point and it's just the same repetitive (you) farming and Zig Forums tourists that wanna talk about american politics all the time
>he cries about Zig Forums on Zig Forums
Yeah, you ain't much of an oldfag like you pretend you are lmao
Try again next time, zoom zoom
comedy
>if you're not some magapede Zig Forumsyp you're new
Nice. Tell me how much Stormweenies improved this site, really.
>he cries about trumptards while literal tranny mods on Zig Forums label smash as cultural phenomenon
>he cries about stormfags instead of enjoying the bantz
never gonna make it newfag
>Everything that disagrees with me is crying.
>Saying nigger as many times as I can is "bantz".
Ah, the classic newfriend approach. I wonder what inane detail you'll pick out next. As much as I'd love to play "board culture wack-a-mole" I'd rather just call you a nigger.
>what the hell is this post
>Saying nigger as many times as I can is "bantz".
unironically yes
and it wasn't until your ass and half the tumblr invaded to cry about it oho mr refined comedy man
fucking fart sniffing newfags I swear
you ain't even newfag, you're a cancerfag, a parasite coming out of the rotting corpse
>you're tumblr
>you're pretentious
>you're this
>you're that
All it takes it shitting on Zig Forums once to summon an absolute schizo, based?
this character is literally me
based
>schizo
>based
like I said, ngm lad
You are a tourist. It's so obvious.
Are you mad?
You went from a blustering hurricane of "bantz" to this simpering five word wretch.
ok troomer
keep trying cancerfag and keep giving me (You)'s
i know the truth hurts you
>he admits to just farming (you)s
Wait, weren't you telling me I was wrong about this on this post ?Hmmm, my almonds are almost completely activated...
that's what you plebbit last thursday arrivals are only good for
infinite reserves of copium and (You)'s
>invokes Reddit
The whole picture is coming together now...
>Anonymous
>12/15/20(Tue)07:55:35 No.536297314
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>High quality shitpost image, nicely done.
>...Anonymous
>12/15/20(Tue)08:08:07 No.536298383
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>I love this
>...Anonymous
>12/15/20(Tue)08:30:33 No.536300332
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>based
>he keeps making spacing
like pottery, rustled your jimmies a bit too much there? I know I did, because you still keep at it
Come on, cry to me more about the subversive elements that destroyed this site, because it's all such seriuz buzzinezz
>muh spacing
Ever been on a BBS board? Any old forums?
>akshully im an oldie timer haha
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Have a good night, bud.
no u
You have to go back
You first.
>i have to make a cope thread