Hey, Master! Push up Thread!

small tits are the shit. you'll find em user

>being faggots

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Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a good pair massive tits, but my whole thing is ragdolling petite girls 5’3” and under (I’m 6’2” not an estat) and huge double D tits ruins the appeal for me, especially when they have no ass. Big tits no ass is the worst body type. But yeah I can still ragdoll them, I just imagine a skinny girl with small tits would be more fun

fine fine

>Be a skinny fat DYEL
>Started doing pushups every morning since quarantine started
>Can do 20 at a time now
>Biceps starting to have a shape
feels good man

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>biceps
they have a stabilization function, but that's not why you'd do pushups for...

Fuck it, lets do it

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rollerino

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rolling but hate anime faggots

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Im going for the last 3 digits because im a lazy faggot and need to get off my ass

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what are we rolling for

here we go

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Failure means doubling your count

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Okay desu

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rolling because fuck it why not

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kaiser

imagine thinking there was something gay about being attracted to women.
there is.
but imagine thinking it had to do with their bodies.

Rolling for ohp

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rolling, pls below 50 im 5'11 123lbs i cant handle much

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With what weight?

Whatever my iron chair + whatever I can strap into it weights

do you guys control your descent as well? lately i have uncovered you can do way fucking more reps if you just sortve explode up and let your body fall until your chest touches the ground and then explode back up. any experience with this fellas?

Yes. Most here understand time under tension.

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Gimme something good

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let's go

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420 it is

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I LIFT
I DIE
I LIFT AGAIN

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THAT"S NOT ENOUGH
THE PAIN IS ALL THAT KEEPS ME GOING

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OK that's too easy, let's add another

rollerino

LMFAO

Big Bird of gains blesses this thread

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pushups bore me so I don’t do them

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>tfw

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LETS FUCKIN GO

Based, Explore the continents user, go colonizing

>last three digits
>079

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mordred would never want such a bootlicker. Just roll your shit and do ten more because it's important to be strong!
also, rolling

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rollan for aisha clan clan

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holy shit it's time for tricep doms again

anons for many months I have been stuck at doing 20 push ups in strict form at once. IDK what to do I simply can't seem to progress

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Shut the fuck up

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>yfw all of that but it's not fast enough
gotta go sanic

>you will never be this happy

>went to a mexican restaurant with my mom
>there was a 4 foot 10 waitress there
>when I went back a week later she was gone
>coincidentally the university semester ended around that time
>realized she probably graduated

I just wanted a thumb-sized gf

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Gay edgy zoomer tier caption ruining a funny image. Fuck you

user here. guys I actually fucking did the push ups and broke my previous best. Now I can do 25 at relatively good form. This thread really did me good.

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so fucking proud of you user, here's to 30 in a row soon

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yup. I'm motivated to workout harder now. We're all gonna make it.

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>biceps
You mean triceps? The ones on the back of your arm?

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I started watching for Aisha but stated for Hilda. Hilda best girl.

I will never not be upset about episode 4.

what anime is this?

Add pull ups for biceps fellow dyel. I'm seeing a very mild change aswell, but I started earlier than quarantine.

Alright, I got this!
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6 HRRRRNGHHH
ss-sev- I CANT

sauce

but i thought chin ups were better for biceps? Pull ups seem to put more pressure on back and forearms

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlaw_Star

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thanks, man

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WITNESS ME

Test.

failed at 67, feet elevated on muh chair, fuggg :DDD

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let's go

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ROLL NIGGA

K Mo

Roll that shit.

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no

rolly rolly i will make them prolly

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I can’t do it at once, but I’ll do double whatever I get

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Nice on user! Start a new push up thread when you can do 30! I’m gonna aim for 50 tmr, if you can surpass your limits I can too!

Let's rock and roll.

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Im just going to do a hundred then.

REROLL DAMNIT

day 3
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>Don't dissapoint me!
rollerino

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My wrist hurts a bit but lets do this shit.

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“Roll”

Roll-y Polly

Rollo for best girl

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fuck off, rolling again

Re roll

If I haven't done pushups in nearly a decade should I do girl pushups first?

no just do them in sets

Red is best

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Rolling out

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hit me

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>Mordred will never hug me
Also roll

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rolllin

Rollin for best "girl"

I don't wanna

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Shut the fuck up.

>Failure means doubling your count
>never accept mediocrity
Watch as your fatty fuck client wheezes thru exercises doing a half assed job
>it’s ok, you don’t need to redo the ones you had bad form on

rollinging

Outlaw Star

>

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If you didn't pick her with your SSR ticket, add 20 to whatever you're doing.

[spoiler]I am a Waverlet no longer.[/spoiler]

FUCK I FORGOT

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>Lizniggers are doing 20 less pushups than everyone else

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SHUT UP

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Doubling for Astolfo!

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Rawl

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roxck

loving the quarantine pushups gainz

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let's go

ok. roll

Oh God, fuck, tomboy wife when bros?

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Rolling for best Zig Forumswitch

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Based. Almost got a 5'2" blonde qt recently with a nice ass

Good shit man. Keep making it

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I guess I'll add 50 to make it not so shit

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best of luck gentlemen

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Fuck lmao

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Big numbers pls

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rollerino

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rngesus is not on my side today.
third roll!

guess ill roll

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do your pushups fag.

rollerino

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ROLLING

Day 4
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Ooh yes let's get it

Rolling again for bonus

dont disappoint me

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Rollan

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Rollerino. Edit: Thanks le stranger por gold

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>childhood wrist injury is now stopping me from doing pushups

What the hell do I do now? I can do pushups with my fists closed, is there a significant difference between them? If I have my hands flat the weight on my wrist hurts too badly to do it.

Rollin'

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fuck that, rerolling

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let it be known its 115 not 15

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LETS FUCKING GO

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yeah..... I know the drill

Rooooooooollllllllll

Roll, give me 99 or I'm doubling it

Fuck me up fuark

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I don't want to be weak anymore!

Will double it if under 20

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Ain’t nothing but a peanut

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rool

>third (C cup) was Irish pale freckled and blonde
>screaming_ryan_gosling_as_officer_k_in_the_new_bladerun-.jpg

basenko

rolling for aniki and rich

Roll nigga

big money

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rollan

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hurt me plenty, double if below 50

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3 digits

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Let's Roll!

asdasd

roll, double if under 50

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rollin my g's

Oh boy, time for morning push-ups.

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Let me try

>I will be this happy

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rolling for jalterlove

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He's right you fucking tard

Is that a reference to all tomorows?

rolling for violence against females

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roll for double

yeah. god, i want to mog the qu so fucking bad.

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