I call top bunk
ITT: Zig Forums moves into a house together
Jeremiah Price
Leo Garcia
GODDAMN IT WHO FILLED THE HOT TUB WITH PROTEIN POWDER
David Brown
reddit: the thread
Jeremiah Jones
I know a lot of you are meal prepping, but the fridge is for everyone
Blake Cook
That's a small house.
Sebastian Hill
I call power bottom bunj
Charles Thompson
Where's the sour cream?
Brayden White
Fucking permabulkers hogging the fridge. Where am I supposed to put my broccoli?
Ayden Martinez
what's the password
Evan Sullivan
YOI OBVIOUSLY WANT TO SUCK WHAT A REAL MAN HAS, SO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND DRINK EVERY LAST DROP OF MY CUM UNTIL MY DICK IS DRAINED...NOW!
Ryan Gray
who ate my sour cream
Chase Gomez
who left their squat plug in the shower?
Matthew Lewis
Is aniki-mode achievable natty?
Henry Fisher
Attention Zig Forumsbros, at exactly midnight a hidden compartment filled with Mtn Dew and Cheetos will open somewhere in the house. First come, first served.
Dominic Myers
it would basically turn into a fight club/project mayhem situation pretty quickly. a bunch of outcasts who look down upon society suddenly surrounded by other social outcasts reinforcing their behaviour could have some interesting consequences.
Colton Wood
You know the rules manlet, top bunk's for 6'0 and over
Ian Price
Imagine how many girls there would be.
Grayson Morales
where do you think we are
Easton Green
No we will not establish a coom corner.
Josiah Long
Every day pot luck lunches at the Zig Forums house
Connor Cook
The Indian posters keep eating all the toilet paper!
Blake James
I'll be the muscular manlet that leaves the bathroom with only a loose towel covering my botton half while I walk around the house. Don't mind any noises at night like a bed squeaking and guys making weird sounds. It's just us bros play fighting hehe
Jordan Thomas
Xavier Green
Daily fights over who the strongest is, whoever wins gets to use the top bunk
Dominic Watson
David Parker
wtf
Ryan Russell
tfwnogf
Gabriel Gonzalez
Who else is ready to build some huts in the backyard and start that caveman paleo diet?
Nathan Reed
fuck this is literally what my childhood fridge looked like
Anthony Nelson
Fully loaded pantry for corvid19 for the fellas. Not pictured are the multivitamins so quit your bitching.
Colton Cruz
Microsoft cafeteria
Landon Ward
>this is what fitness enthusiants eat.
Austin Stewart
if you have a tub of whey i don't see what's wrong with this you elitist
Tyler Howard
Gargling onions and sugar for breakfeast, lunch and dinner would be healthier and build more gains than this. Jesus
Henry Price
fuck bro I've been cutting for 4 months and I'm really craving candy lately
Josiah Gutierrez
Poorfag here. This is what happens when EBT comes out.
Gabriel Long
>I'm really craving candy lately
don't look at this image then. it'll make you hungry for candy
Aiden Butler
>opens someone's meal prep, takes a bite out of chicken breasts and puts it back
Angel Baker
The photographer is Chris Maggio.
He's got some great stuff.
Wyatt Ramirez
W-Wheres my fleshlight?
Camden Hughes
I will be the shot caller of the house due to my physique and advanced age (45). We will wage a fearsome war on reddit from out HQ, a firestorm is about to begin, mark my words. I will dish out protein powder and d-aspartic acid to the good soldiers and order public raping of the bad soldiers; the wojack posters and lookism faggots. "Rape his ass!", will ring throughout the house. "RAPE HIS MALE ASS!" And buttcheeks will clench in anticipation.
Robert Harris
wtf lol thats nasty. wish Zig Forums has spoilers because no one should see this image
Camden Baker
Sounds gayer than living with gooby and his husband.
Jeremiah Lee
90% of those candies are shit, i don't get how people eat it. the only decent candy is chocolate covered crackers/pretzels and other stuff like the snickers. even plain chocolate is nasty to eat on its own though
Dominic Brown
Why we don't we have a swimming pool? /k/ompound and /mlp/'s castle has one.
Chase Jones
shut the fuck up boomer. this is a zoomer house
Charles Hill
Im waiting for you in bed uwu
Hudson Nguyen
Jason, rinse your goddamn sardine cans out after you eat them. The whole kitchen smells like fish
Michael Reyes
ever read "Guts?" thats why.
Mason Watson
>Why we don't we have a swimming pool?
some ahole would always hog it
Bentley Roberts
It's on the roof, newfag
Leo Gray
It sick it piss baby
Grayson Brooks
Close your legs then faggot
Adam Brown
"chalk is not an acceptable replacement for lube"
attempts to throw a party devolve into no booze (the calories...), no dancing (the cardio...), and no women (duh)
gay porn producers pay to film the near-daily awkward but highly homoerotic encounters
"this house will not be improved if one of our members suicide bombs Planet Fitness"
Nolan White
soldiers, RAPE HIS MALE ASS!!
Nolan Adams
>need my nice tasty sugar snacks
Aiden Williams
this is an atrocious list
>100 grand not being A tier or above
ngmi
Landon Brown
I haven't seen hundred grand in years. I miss it bros
Inb4 Leaf fag
Nathaniel Bell
>Today's symposium: (((Them))) and the various ways they incline you to loss.
Isaiah Lopez
This was my fridge I posted it a while ago. Cleaned it up since btw
Samuel Ross
symposiums really need to make a comeback.
Colton Roberts
I'm camping in the backyard, fuck y'all.
Matthew Baker
Post the cleaned one user
Landon Cook
STOP PUTTING EGGSHELLS ON MY VEGAN CROPS, I CANT EAT THEM IF THEY'RE GROWN WITH EGGS
Angel Diaz
ok boomer
Nathan King
what if i cropdusted your crops with my meaty braps? are they still vegan
Josiah Jones
Imagine the smell
Benjamin Hill
For (YOU) big boi
Hunter Wilson
Digging an underground tunnel to the secret bloat gym. Must be above 230lbs to join and stay, the bloatlord himself is working security.
Noah Hill
skittles are my kryptonite
Aiden Price
Remember to put the high quality food on the shelves so manlets won't hinder the lanklets progress
David Hall
Why aren't Kit Kats S++ tier?
Leo Long
Post pic then.
David Bailey
Is this what redditors eat?
No wonder they all say they have anxiety and depression
Colton Torres
an intestinal catastrophe
Levi Gomez
If the legitimately fit Zig Forums population got together... I could see it being a bisexual orgy house.
The newly browsing, straight but questioning Zig Forums population that has yet to internally sexualize male physiques? They'd just sit around complaining about no pussy.
Only once you're ready to embrace the cock and earn the cock; can you learn pussy.
Anthony Powell
>bulky + not ripped
yes
Nathaniel Ross
Alright guys I'm leaving this here while I go to the bathroom, don't spill it
Brayden Davis
No one here has the backbone for that sort of thing, that's why we're here.
Matthew Powell
This is genuine mental illness. Reminds me of the guy who made a ton of life size sex dolls for himself and took pics of them with his family.
Xavier Ward
Do you guys mind if I hang my Nazi flag in the bathroom?
Isaac Flores
Zig Forums is not allowed on my premises, pls go
Hudson Cook
Fit is a white supremacist board newfag.
Alexander Howard
Post body tough guy
Mason Allen
RUH ROH
Zachary Hall
Fit is a nazi board, which makes sense because we’re all gay
Leo Robinson
I kekked
Noah Torres
>Only once you're ready to embrace the cock and earn the cock; can you learn pussy
>you have to be gay in order to get pussy
the state of Zig Forums....
Liam Allen
WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGAS EATIN BEANS?
Lincoln Lewis
What? Enlightened?
Levi Howard
admiring a well sculpted physique and acknowledging it's erotic potential doesn't mean you have latent homosexual tendencies. That's a faggot psyop to get you into sucking dick.
Nathaniel White
what the fuck
Jayden Morgan
this.
Leo Barnes
Hey I invited some friends from /lit/ and Zig Forums over, just so everyone knows
Charles Powell
Bro, can you ask Zig Forums if they can borrow me some money?
Michael Thompson
Zig Forums would just be constantly late on rent because they blew all their money on crypto.
Austin Myers
lel I love you guys
Robert Russell
Sweet dude! /out/ here, so let me know if you guys wanna go for a hike some time
Luis Parker
Alright which one of you fags spilled it
Parker Harris
Why is there just a bowl-plate of rice sitting in the middle.
Christopher Edwards
user... you know we don't practice cardio in this house right?
David Long
Alright lads. Who used my razor to shave a bear in the bathtub?
Nathaniel Barnes
>bulkfags ate my chicken breasts again
Bentley Jenkins
>this is the bathroom
Benjamin Rivera
I will tell you - only if you tell me if that is achievable natty
Tyler Jenkins
why arevthey dressed up like npcs?
David Cook
girls are scary!
Kevin Mitchell
>hiking
>not rucking for posterior chain and leg gains
Jose Ortiz
not pictured are the two olympic rings above the toilet to hold onto in order to shit for forearm gains
Dominic Baker
I'll tell you if this lad gives me the sauce. Also the guy above is gay lol
Lincoln Phillips
I swear to god if you guys don't stop leaving your piss bottles in the kitchen I will fucking FLIP
Elijah Jenkins
lollllllll
The vitamins add a special touch of delusion
David Young
*ahem*
WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY SQUAT PLUG
Ayden Wright
How’m I supposed to find my ‘Vark? Come th’fuck on, guys.
Bentley Howard
maybbe u should try eating healthy
Landon Kelly
lol fatty cope like crabs in a bucket on god
Isaiah Hughes
yes, since the whole house is for COOOOMMMIINNN
Lincoln Reyes
WHO COOMED ON MY FUCKING BENCH
Matthew Ortiz
PROTEIN FART COMPETITION!
BRAAAAAAAAAP
Ryan Cruz
Asher Reyes
Just putting up the motivational decor on the power cage don't mind me.
Luis Hill
>Creme pies
Joshua Price
who forgot to flush again???
Dylan King
>being jewmerican
Austin Scott
>Forgot