He doesn't watch ASMR during quarantine

youtu.be/TO68Fj4_45E

Or maybe you just have a dirty mind

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Based

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Yeah imagine scratching your pants for 10 minutes to earn 3.000.000views/1000*0.25-4 (let's take $1CPM)

$3K USD
So autistic. *cough*

i like how you're using dollar signs yet using periods instead of commas to denote 000s in your numbers. good example of american cultural imperialism :)

i need to know who this man is, so i can understand this meme

I used to fap to this shit all day

WAHH my hollywood media said its bad. Grow up and get a clue. Think for yourself.

Springbok pls come back

Whisper Crystal was the OG. AWOL for 5 years now.

I just hope she's safe, wherever she may be ;_;

I wonder if JOI was a pun on J.O.I porn genre

Imagine not watching ASMR for chads.
None of this "UwU look at my bewbies while I pretend to shave you and brush on the mic"
youtu.be/HY0C8YWJUCM
youtu.be/HqRBTglpGx4
youtu.be/Ri7qSz1ZaJA

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this guy is an unstable retard though. I tried watching one of his videos once and out of nowhere he actually went on a 30 minute rant on why "no homo" is bullshit

I watch GF asmr because I have no GF and will never get a GF goodnight

but what if you yourself is a fake made up person pretending to want someone who cares about you because that's what real people do?

Too fat

Because I need the loneliness, anger, and stress to motivate me.

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He just tryna give your balls a goodnight tickle without saying no homo

Pelagea best girl

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdLRCRcOn7Q

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it's a mild stimulant, a little is fine but you don't want to consume a stimulant every day because you shouldn't take a stimulant every day

it's from this cringe video posted about how we need to change our views on masculinity until we're a bunch of overweight pussies

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Amsr or whatever the fuck is for fucking losers who have given up it's pathetic NGMI seal of KYS. Do suicide hangs until failure or reconsider your life choices.

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It doesnt lower my stress, it just makes me extremely angry

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If you want some soft sounds to activate your meridian response just listen to fucking dark ambient like a normal person.
youtube.com/watch?v=m7aZrhW3t8E

>I don't even know what it is, but here's my irrationally strong feelings about it
Okay.

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based and misophonia pilled

finally, someone with patrician taste

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wow argumentational skill of a toddler

my favorite jew

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I mostly watch unintentional asmr.
The other stuff just doesn't feel right.
Still though, I've heard that asmr in any form is just your brain responding as if it's experiencing closeness and connection, which worries me.

Ah yeah she's goood

Because it's not real user...it's not real...

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I know its real

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Highly respectable.

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>ASMR

One of the best parts of being a boomer is the satisfaction from not giving an utter fuck about new age zoomershit.

It’s an absolutely wonderful feeling.

Because my wife bites my earlobe and moans in my ear during sex

>tfw you will never know this feal.

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Kiwami is the only asmr a man needs and it isn't pussy bullshit

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Sex is a natural thing which has a beneficial effect on body and mind.

little girl asmr?

Yeah so have sex, consuming visuals of it or simulations of it is bad for you

not really, but you should talk about your fantasies to your partner

Whats wrong with damn women?

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This is not even hot, it's creepy

but anyone can do that

Ur so cool

too many rights

>Be me complete fucking retard who listens to ASMR.
>Read this user's post.
>Begin doing suicide hangs because Iv;e never not done an exercise Iv'e seen on fit. No matter how stupid and memey
>Prepared my noose and begin reps.
>First time nearly died and had to quit early.
>Don'tgiveup.jpg
>Started off small, but slowly got the hang of it
>Am now able to pull my entire body up with nothing but neck muscles.
>Neck so fucking thick I can't even feel the noose around it anymore let alone have it.choke me.

What now big man? Now Im too Zig Forums to kill myself! I'M CHADTARD BITCH! FEAR MY SCREECHES!

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I hate the sound of lip smacking and all ASMR does that or the flicking of comb teeth, which is also unpleasant.

>ASMR
>test boost
Yeah because there's nothing more manly than watching dork thots whisper some shit to a camera.

Not since she got bogged

Yes really

>ASMR
Thank God I am 41yo and will never understand this Millenial/Zoomer shit.

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youtu.be/pxtWzanMVLc
fred is based, seems like he'd be a great bro
>works out
>passionate about his interests
>good looking guy
>a bit of an autist, but in a good way

This

Wow gramps you really are based
Say what are you doing on Zig Forums as an old ass man instead of raising your children

why would I need to lower stress when I don't even have to work or fucking train retard?
why are coomers so fucking stupid?

i listen to pillowtalk cuddling ASMR

>WAHH my hollywood media said its bad. Grow up and get a clue.

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haha
congrats on your first "i used to be with it" speech grandpa.
why don't you fuck off to a retirement home.

>Why not?
Because I find it annoying and a waste of time

>It lowers stress
Avoiding reading retarded threads like yours also lowers my stress

shut the fuck up nigger

Fuck shes hot
Delicious brown

>41 years old and still on Zig Forums
you are worse than any zoomer will ever be

>Avoiding reading retarded threads like yours also lowers my stress
still read it tho

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this is one of the GOAT of asmr vid imo
youtube.com/watch?v=aFV-4Bxpn7s

>girlfriend experience asmr
kys

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here
it is positive affirmation you fucktard.
it is a genderless comfy positive affirmation. fuck your gf u fuck

>he doesn't have an asmr channel

literally the easiest side-hustle way to add another source of income

theyre almost no effort

this is the best of Russian ASMRtist imo

one of her best vid (with translation)
youtube.com/watch?v=EkQBA91chGk&list=PLnXP1eavlUAa4SKXxNbQT6DMc53HRYKal&index=10&t=0s

Does anyone remember the name of one of the first ASMR girls back from 2011 or 2012 or so?

I think she quit and became a doctor, she was a ginger, she was one of the first ASMR channels.

asmr is dumb and bad

t. normie

ASMR people are step above foot fetishits and cucks so at least they have that going for them.

This is why normies never amount to anything and just spend their entire lives grinding 9-5 jobs

Never go outside the norm

Never think outside the box

Never do anything that isn't already pre-selected by the majority of general population

Meanwhile autists find all different ways to make money in the world by not living like a brain dead drone normie

yeah i bet you make money trying desperately to cum hands free for hours every night to some shitty video of a whore scratching her jeans

fucking retard

I make ASMR videos and make 5 figures every month from it and its not even my main job

Cope more Mr 9-5er

She was absolutely gorgeous... My idea of a perfect germanic woman. Have no idea what the fuck she did to her face or why but she looks like someone threw a bee hive into her room and locked the door.

Absolute travesty what these girls do to themselves. Why the fuck did no one who loves her give her a fucking slap and rid her of the notion that plastic surgery would help her?

post one then

i report every single ASMR video i see on youtube for sexual content, if anything just so their stupid fucking algorithm will stop trying to push this meme fad bullshit on me. fucking normalfags!

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YOU ARE THE NORMALFAG LMFAO

normie normie normie

>Not watching educational ASMR done by men so you can learn and relax at the same time
It’s like you don’t want to make it
Gotta say no homo when you finish the vid though

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best girl

youtube.com/watch?v=m-lH0JzlrJU

waste of dubs on a peanutbrain post

Of course, JOI is the best name they could have choose. Also there's a scene in the original br with an advertisement on a big screen: close up of a face of geisha in red, the "enjoy, coca cola", it could be the starting point of JOI. The solicitude nature of advertisements is explained in Baudrillard's book the consumer society.

lul

>triggering 13yo kids and retards in their 20s
Every damn time.

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ngl thats a great ass

dude how old are you? go back to your family dude

let the record show the larper did not post a proof

>just dox yourself bro

Trips wasted in a shitty reply.

Im 20 yo and I don't understand it either, it's the same as foot fetishism

just larp faggot, maybe tonight the asmr will work

fucking queer

this
asmr just seems annoying - the same as someone eating with their mouth open.

for me
its kitty

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Or I can just call my girlfriend and talk to a human being instead of some whore with a used Blue Yeti mic and makeup.

i only listen to chicks with australian, british, and irish accents

This nigger has the body of a literal orangutan

you are all GAY, moonlight cottage ASMR is best girl no arguments

youtube.com/channel/UCftD_LCuDAwlPipnM6Uikqw

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This is worse than 2d waifus.

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Some men are seriously retarded and have no grasping of the power of makeup. It can change your look drastically for the better or worse, mostly for the better.

I hate this century.