/coomer humiliation thread/

never in the history of the human race has a secure and high self esteem person felt superior to another

Which coomer board is the most pathetic? I would say /d/

False. To call the pursuit of all pleasure with women simping just means you are a coomer who cooms because he can't get laid. The answer to you is complete abstinence until you find a good woman. So you lack the ability to procreate as easily as other specimen, stop the cycle of laziness that is started by cooming, and improve yourself. Leave pleasure behind

Regarding nofap:
>had a crazy wet dream today were I was fucked by a 10/10 black succubus
>didnt fuck me until nutting though, blueballing me IRL

Swallow the nofap pill. If you can’t get laid IRL you can in your dreams

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>the pursuit of pleasure with women
stfu nerd faggot

/gif/ by a mile

The lives of the saints have determined that was a lie

ngl

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>only alternative

Spoken by someone too weak to consider abstaining from all pleasure in general.

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Nofap makes me more of a coomers. At least when I coom I get to have a clear head for a while. Nofap is just constant horniness until busting, what a waste of energy.

Name one hobby you have
>fitness isn't a hobby
>abstaining from masturbating isn't a hobby

This is what happens to me too

I’m the dude who’s a genuine porn addict, I’m not even on NoFap right now. But my main hobbies are video games, tool / weapon restoration, cooking, and music.

How is weightlifting not a hobby?

>coomer humiliation thread

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Making shitting memes and gardening

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what are you insinuating bro?

>deals with extremes
cringe tf is balance you fuckign dip?

There is no such thing as a simp who isn't also a coomer

>fitness isn't a hobby
but watching anime is, huh kid?

Why

youtube.com/watch?v=QjidbxN6geg

This, simps will simp and try to act all respectful towards women but in the dark confines of their solitude they will coom to them and degrade them in their mind

Hell I'd even say simping without cooming is a pretty based way to be, like roleplaying a White Knight, but we all know people who feel the need to simp also coom, it's a personality almost

Can we talk about how pathetic woman coomers are too? Look at them talking about all of that shit, they reek of wasted potential to raise a kid well, they've just gone to complete shit for the sake of money

And having a loving gf is called what ?
And getting girls off of tinder to suck your dick when the urge is too great is called what ?
Incels are so fucking stupid

>one of the comments
>"These guys have literally coomed their brains away"

kek

ffs yesterday I was 35 days into nofap, and hadnt looked at porn in that time at all, and some fucker on my twitter feed shared some blacked cuck shit.
I went to /gif/ and those tiktok splitscreen vids were there
I literally spent the entire day just watching that shit without fapping and it's totally fucked with my head. I'm sure any old porn would've given me that same headrush, but now every time i close my eyes it's the first thing i see, fuck
To top it off I fapped after like 12 hours of that shit.

Bad.

wtf dude

what makes the white guy do that stuff irl?

This whole thread== COPE

What the fuck are you me? You also posted my waifu just now wtf

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>feeling superior because you stop masturbating for a while
lol

Only a coomer deals in absolutes

discord tranny

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>Posted with an image of Marcus Aurelius
I will beat you until dead

i only fap to the thought of my gf when we're in long distance. anything else other than my gf is illegal for me bruv

Whats the point of nofap? Unironically

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To have fewer but better fap sessions.

Porn is vile as hell, porn is degrading, disgusting beyond all reason and porn consumption is the lowest, most corrupt form of wasting one's time.
I'm not some nofap shill but I simply can't willingly go back to watch porn like I used to without the feeling of shame and disappointment in myself. Men aren't supposed to do that, we aren't supposed to mindlessly edge at pixels for hours only to coom by looking at dirty whores. We're supposed to take and fuck women, conquer those who want to do us in. We live in the most cucked, meek era of all time, we obviously aren't going to war to defend our fucking land, but we can do the little battles, take the fight on their own realm.
Stop mindless media consumption, stop porn consumption, stop eating processed shit, stop gorging on sugar, start moving and start exercising your body, start seeing your will be done and take what's yours. Don't be a little loud bitch and carry your cross.

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(((they))) are the ones that always promote cooming and degeneracy. Lurk more.

Empowering people to not be slaves to their desires.

Imagine being THIS anti life

Break free from the slave morality of Christianity and Stoicism

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>By letting yourself be ruled by base animal urges instead of your own will
Thou art a heeb
Stop posting Nietzsche

I'm not getting ruled over by them. I'm embracing what I am

Keep wanking, just don't look at porn. Masturbation is a healthy release and clears your head, porn is a cancer.

unironically self empowering.

people today really prefer others to be porn addict.

>wow Socrates was such an incel
>I'm literally better than him. Literally

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you're crazy

Taking steroids is my hobby

Socrates is dead, and I’m still here

what about clothed chicks, do they count as porn

>nofap
>wake up well rest
>fap before bed
>wake up tired
nofap May it is

Get a life OP. Your life is defined by your internal struggle with fapping. Ironically this makes you (and the other sad sap posting threads like these) the biggest cumbrains of us all. Beta as fuck.

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NoFap wont fix any of you. Lift more.

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For me it was just the satisfaction of kicking a bad habit and getting a bit of a grip on life.
Also it gave me some experience in how to deal with bad habits in general.
is right though, it won't give you super powers and it won't magically make all your problems go away. People hyping it up and being religious about it are just as annoying as the coomers they hate so much.

>as annoying as the coomers
except coomers don't try to enroll everyone into their homemade crusades

Yes. It's how it should be. A personal thing, you do it coz you want to, and it makes a slight difference in your life. People like you tend to not be so preachy about it.
Almost as bad as this new wave of retards LARPing as Christian because they can't get laid. People who are so desperate to convince others into something usually aren't that confident in their own position.

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Tattoos
Drinking
Smoking
Using drugs
Partying
Having one night stands
Watching anime and netflix
Listening to jazz and classical music

Also video games, forgot that one

>Zig Forums
>"fitness" advice given
>main discussion is on jerking off and porn
>"fitness"
i swear, this place is run by and maintained by middle school children trying to get laid

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Why is it so hard for you retards to do things in moderation? It seems like you think the only options are fapping 10 times a day to gay scat rape fantasies or no fapping whatsoever. How about fap a few times a week to your imagination or normal pictures of naked women, is that so difficult?

>"goes insane"

OK that’s a pretty based fetish though.

So you stop fapping to shame on fapping, then you go back to fapping again.

Yes goy, keep cooming and stay weak, give me you shekels, gooood goy.

>And having a loving gf is called what ?
Getting cheated on like a chump

delete your internet access

Don't you fucking dare desecrate Aurelius like that you fucking mongoloid neanderthal. When I find you I'm going to bend you over and fuck you so hard you turn into a sissy catboy trap before permanently surgically connecting your penis to your asshole

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QjidbxN6geg

This is all you will ever need to see if you want to never watch porn again at least. But it will more than likely greatly cure your fap addiction as well

>simp
Found the 14 year old who’s never had a gf

Oldest b8 in the book boys, ill still bite
>Drumming
>Hiking
>Playing with dogbro
>Vidya
>Skype w/ friends
>Discuss music w/ friends
>Hang out with family
>Fix/clean around house
>Poetry
>etc.
Fitness is a hobby you half brain cretin but I guess you actually have to lift to know that

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quality bait..here's another (you)

>Fitness is a hobby you half brain cretin but I guess you actually have to lift to know that
Lol no, it’s just weak dyels who can’t get their diet in order or stay consistent enough to see progress don’t consider it a hobby

Having sex instead of pathetically rubbing your pecker is anti-life?

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And somehow you're still not better than him.

Lurk moar. Mental heatlh is on topic discussion.

Spoken like true addict.
>why don't you drink in moderation
>why don't you smoke in moderation
I've been there. Truth hurts.

Marcus Aurelius had 13 sons despite probably hating sex, was all about that stoic life, self control, duty, living a serene life through hard times, doing away with what wasn't necessary etc...
He literally fucking wrote with his own blessed hands that stop fucking twinks was necessary for him to live peacefully with himself, and that he was shown that by example.
>tldr: you are a simp and prolly a coomer as well, kys, post body, cope and all that

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fuck porn, kill the Jews that produce it, and ban the COOMER who posts it

g-guys. I made it a month without cooming without trying.

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broos I can't stop cooming, I'm miserable, pls help

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Cringe. Zoomers should get the rope

to stop having blisters on our dick

Biking and outdoors in general.

Translation: I have accomplished nothing and have no sex drive.
I am proud of you OP

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It's the porn that fucks you up. Cooming is fine just don't do it all the time, try to let the energy it gives drive you to deposit your seed in some vixens ass.

have this shit bookmarked so whenever I feel like cooming I just watch this instead. Works everytime.

test

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YES GODDESS

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kek

I honestly feel bad for the black guy

Not a big lurker on this board, just dissapointed by the amount of shills on here.

Holyfuck, why cant Zig Forums contain these coomer retards?

>104 / 28 / 1
fucking kek, based Zig Forums.