I haven't really spoken to any women for a while honestly, I'm 20, slightly below average looks and slightly fat but not really (I was skinny almost 6 months ago). Something like 6" 2 I have an apartment to myself in a big city. Not a larp, just got lucky.
What should I do? Our state isn't completely locked down, but most people are only going out for exercise. I assume people are bored and lonely, so the odds might not be stacked against me for once. Should I just approach some chick on my daily run and introduce myself, say some shit like "man, it'd be good to have someone to smoke billies with in this depressing time, huh?" while talking about god knows what, whatever comes to mind first when I approach? I'm pretty sure almost everybody in my city smokes weed every now and then, all I know is I'm a literal sperg without it - so I literally could not score while sober - impossible. My tinder luck is also shit, because of my looks. Don't have any social media, I fucking hate that shit I'm trying to lose weight, don't worry
correction: i AM losing weight, and quickly too. i have high metabolism and do intermittent fasting so its literally no effort for me to take it all off
Liam Davis
bro, I am literally in the same boat as you. I will however wait it out until the clubs reopen. And then I'll just go there and try to meet some girls or something. I have really shitty game but the girls' post-corona desperation might just even it out. I don't know. Anyone got some other tips?
Charles Robinson
i aint afraid of no rejection, just wasting time with no results or running into somebody i hit on the next day that would be awkward if i went same park and saw them after being cold rejected
but if i never see em again thats fine
Thomas King
Try not being autistic for a start.
Gabriel Collins
Some people are born to be permavirgins.
You are one of them, my friend. Embrace it!
Alexander Sullivan
Well I don't think it's wasted time as long as you learn something from the experience and hone your skills.Everytime you try you learn a little bit more what lines and body language work best. What I'm actually scared (and the reason I never done this type of thing) is because I'm afraid the girl will react in a violent way to my opening line/pickup line/ whatever i say the first time. I just feel like I'm in a weak position when I come to a girl because I want her and i'm vulnerable if she reacts bad. Fuck.
Eli Lee
oh yeah and im a spiritual fuckin hippie
anything i should say regarding all that that'd be a good opener?
"yo, have you noticed that like - people can read each other and shit while the streets are so empty? i swear like, i feel like theres less of a vibe out there so people are like reading each others thoughts and shit now, you noticed that?"
this is true, i feel like people are reading each other now because the citys aren't so fucking overpopulated now
then again if i say that it could be taken as some paranoid fucking schizo shit lmao
but does anyone get what i mean
i dont know how to open up for shit. help? ideas for talking at a park? im usually ok once ive introduced myself to someone and weve talked 5 mins
or should i just run through with the first five minutes of awkwardness until success and then never think about it again
im not just looking for sex, kinda need some new friends my current ones are shit except my best friend whos always busy so
John Parker
If you're tall you can get laid
Asher Perry
can i get a tutorial for that? a quick rundown perhaps?
Kayden Campbell
It's actually impossible
ha
Ryder Flores
Wrong
Sebastian Torres
Don't go schizo with peple in the parks bro, only normies run in the park. Go to a drama club or stoners something and find schizo girls. Or revert to normieness and accept a vanilla girl
Benjamin Scott
It's even possible to get laid when you're poor and still living with your parents?
John Sullivan
this is such a stupid meme i am tall and i have a big dick my friends CANNOT BELIEVE i never get laid i think they're delusionaly just playing into the stereotype i literally have shit luck never fucking happens and one time it does happen i was blackout drunk and dont even remember literally the one time i have sex my friends all remember me going away with her but I don't even remember who what where why
so I'm not a virgin, but mentally I am
i dont think a big dick and being tall is all it takes, because if that was so then wouldn't I be slaying?
Isaiah Morris
Imagine how much of a cowardly twat you have to be to not capitalize on height obsession. Stop fucking whining. If you can't get laid and you're past 6 foot: you are a sackless failure.
Christopher Torres
are you talking about me or yourself? i live alone in my own apartment im poor but i certainly dont live with anybody
Noah Nguyen
Myself it was a question
Jayden Cooper
I started quarantine with a gf in March but then we broke up 2 weeks ago and in that first week, I fucked 3 chicks off tinder. Ive been fucking one of those from that first week since. I keep on getting more matches but Im honestly not good at being a fuckboy. Its an annoying process of talking to a girl, snapping, and then doing wine night. You have to talk a lot, maintain the sexual energy, keep drinking, and then get them to go all the way and not just a makeout sesh/titty sucking.
The secret is you gotta make it sound like youre just tryna have a wine night and just hangout
William Hughes
Lots of tall guys don't get sex when they also have terrible personalities and are creeps like the op, virgin.
Sebastian Edwards
im not schizo, i just know things from doing intense meditation and shit
Cooper Scott
im only 5'10 btw
Robert Bailey
im stopping using this name now anything below this line using name oragami boster is not me. bye --------------------------------------------------
Gavin Allen
>Should I just approach some chick on my daily run and introduce myself, say some shit like "man, it'd be good to have someone to smoke billies with in this depressing time, huh?"
This is the kind of thing where if you did this you would have cringey flashbacks for the next 5 years. Women aren't going to go inside a random guys apartment who just approached them on the street.
Liam Harris
get tinder and just ask. put height in bio. deadass been laid 3 times because of this.
Leo Phillips
I'm gay btw just to be clear
Henry Garcia
>Lots of tall guys don't get sex when they also have terrible personalities and are creeps like the op, virgin.
That's all bullshit. Personality doesn't factor into sex, you retard. Height is a sex characteristic. Why are you calling me a virgin, like it is an insult? Subhuman.
Nolan Phillips
Because it is an insult and you know absolutely nothing about getting laid.
Tyler Diaz
>wine night this is the code word for woman want sex but pretend to not be a slut and make man do moves first. disgust disgust disgust me beuno
I don't mean that you fucking nonce, I'd grab their number and talk later im not that autistic fucking serious man? are you unattractive face though or nah?
Carter Barnes
>Because it is an insult and you know absolutely nothing about getting laid.
