Why can't men wear makeup? Why can women cheat but not us? Why do you idiots have to call another man who wears makeup gay?
Why can't men wear makeup? Why can women cheat but not us...
Camden Green
Juan Nelson
on the left he looks like a regular pretty handsome guy. on the right i see a homo with probably a prolapsed asshole
men arent supposed to look "pretty", stop being a faggot
Grayson Smith
Cope, all male animals are more beautiful
Zachary Gomez
he looks fine on the right, doubt anyone would even say anything to him. so who cares?
Samuel Robinson
ok faggot
Grayson Long
Because men require more than a pretty face. Focusing only on that makes you look like a hugely insecure and desperate faggot.
Adrian Harris
a lil too airbrushed looking, but god damn those dark circles on the left
Jordan Gonzalez
In mandarin ducks, yes. Not in humans you faggot.
And guess what...those beautiful male ducks prefer the females of their species. Unlike you.
Now go apply your blush and concealer.
Jonathan James
Women wear makeup to compete against other women, they primarily draw value from looks.
Men do not primarily draw value from looks, therefore they compete in other aspects for value.
Value for men comes from power. Power comes from status, money, strength, social influence, etc. Circumstances define which is the most influential at any time, but its almost never looks on top.
Hudson King
>ur gay ur not a reel man you probably kiss boys and dont idolize 50s guys in suits
This is actual fedora tipping action right here.
Isaac Reyes
left is better
/thread
/closetab
/bye
Christopher Price
No one should wear makeup
It goes against natural selection
Zachary Long
Because men don’t need makeup, fucking kys if you’re encouraging this. Fucking faggot ass bitch.
Ayden Mitchell
>it goes against natural selection
You don't get to define the rules of what is and isn't natural selection you fucking retard
Brandon Bennett
Checked and based
John Hughes
It's not inherently gay but if you think it's gay then you're gay
Josiah Hernandez
This, intelligence and tool use is the reasons humans are dominant today
Caleb Lopez
Do you have any idea what natural selection is?
Do you really think men who wear makeup are somehow more likely to survive and father children? Is that really the angle you're playing here?
Joseph Jenkins
Trips of truth
Josiah Jones
>suggesting natural selection is purely defined by survivability
Doesn't even apply to most vertebrates let alone humans.
Nathan Miller
Not him but yes, intelligence and tool use should play a factor in natural selection.
Application of makeup requires intelligence and tool use. I don't do it and I disagree with the use from an evolutionary standpoint, but it is very much a method of passing on your genes
Nathan Nguyen
impressive. very nice
Hudson Thomas
I like how you left the second part of my statement out.
Do you really think men in makeup (kek) are somehow more likely to pass on their genes, thus natural selction favoring MEN WEARING MAKEUP?
Cooper Adams
it actually can help for some guys
Hunter Nguyen
Wow holy trips
Zachary Fisher
Yes of course it also applies. Natural selection is not Unga bunga I mate with you. I love how your pea brains oversimplifies this
Dominic Watson
>not using sunblock and moisturizers every day so that your skin looks like right without using any make up
shiggy diggy
Brayden Powell
Ok go try and pull sloots wearing make up they can spot that shit from a mile away and make fun of you in their group chats for the next 5 years pathetic incel
Just lol
Jose Wilson
Checked and truthpilled
Jason Brown
Left looks better. Like a regular rugged man. Right looks like a friend zoned pansy
Cameron Flores
Nobody is stopping you, but make-up just makes you look worse when you're not wearing it.
Have you ever seen a woman with no make-up? Their face is greasy and puffy, inflamed and red, they often have no eyebrows and atrocious acne. It's not worth destroying your true face for a facade, and you should consider yourself lucky that society doesn't expect you to wear make-up
>inb4 society doesn't expect women to wear make-up
Yes, roastie mothers teach young girls to wear it from a young age, and if not, their peers do.
Colton White
We're not them, and if you need clarification on that you're already too far gone.
Brayden Martinez
Indulge me then faggot, and explain.
Actually don't. Because I already know your argument and I think its hilarious you keep tip-toeing around it because you KNOW how ridiculous it sounds. So I'll lay out your thesis for you.
>natural selection favors men with makeup because they're more likely to attract a willing partner thus spreading their genes
And you have the nerve to call me a pea brain. You were right to think your idea was too ridiculous to type; I couldn't keep a straight face doing it myself. But let me enlighten you on the reality of natural selection: certain characteristics are also selected AGAINST because they indicate genetic trash that no self-respecting woman would ever bear the children of knowingly.
Guess what. If you're a man who is so ugly that you need to wear makeup just to have a fighting chance of getting laid, that means (You).
Cameron Walker
Because makeup doesn’t really help with male attractive features (eye shape, jaw, skull etc)
If you want to wear makeup go ahead but putting on eyeliner or eye shadow isn’t going to work like it does on women
Tyler Brooks
>Putting carcinogenic and hormone-disrupting chemicals on your skin
Good work bro
Asher Howard
>Why can't men wear makeup?
but i do
>Why do you idiots have to call another man who wears makeup gay?
idk what people say, my gf thinks im cute
Bentley Allen
>my gf thinks im cute
can I see too? I wanna see you being cute
Elijah Flores
Not to that male animal you faggot
Parker Howard
Because you might end up looking like this.
Keep in mind frank tufano had jaw surgery, he looked even more subhuman before.
Thomas Martin
>Why can women cheat but not us?
we cheat and that cheat is called beard
stop being a faggot
Matthew Peterson
The very fact that such a banal thing as make up gets you into an autismo rage. You have literally no idea what natural selection means. Social mammals are not bound by the simplistic rules you think natural selection has. Natural selection in humans is an extremely complex set of social, physical and behavioral factors. Yes, for some, make up could provide an edge.
Grayson Carter
Less than 10% of men can grow a decent beard