Scarymode

Imagine walking around thinking you're some big bad guy knowing full well the 5'0 receptionist girl at your local muay thai academy can kick your ass

Lmao just imagine

This, that dude would fucking rip your face off, it doesn't matter if you know BJJ or not. If a guy a bit smaller but still very large and strong knew BJJ, and the guy in OPs pic didn't know any, the guy who knew BJJ would win.

If you tried to do BJJ on this dude he would crush you, and your thoughts would be "But... But... He didn't fall like the way people I train in the gym with do..."

>that
>scary
He'd instantly loose control of himself once I make him cum.

BJJ is a fucking game. BJJ has nothing to say about real violence

Why are there so many homos who look like this/guys that do G4P? I guess I answered my own question, gays are mentally ill so chances of having body dysmorphia are high

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>capeshit tattoo
Yep, it's cringe

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Tell me where so I can molest them.

>scarymode
If you want to scare people just stop taking care of yourself and let your life fall apart. We're 10x more scared of dysfunctional, emaciated homeless people with nothing to lose than we ever will be of bald weightlifters.

>buh buh I could put him in a triangle
Nigger he's just gonna deadlift your sorry ass and powerbomb you into the floor, then curbstomp your face.

Bjj really IS saturated with soiboys now isn’t it?
>heh, unfortunately for you I lazily roll for 15 minutes 2 times a week never mind my skinny fat soi riddled body and short stature, you’re size and strength means nothing it’s not like weight classes exist heh sorry bucko

He can try powebombing me but I'll sweet chin music him and pin him to become the undisputed heavy weight champion.

Yes pretty much, they are always like “yeah fuck bro he’s big but I bet he can’t roll u know wut I’m sayin?” Or “yeah he may be 250 pounds of pure muscle but I bet I could take him if he’d roll with me u know wut I’m sayin?” Such fucking stupid cunts.

BJJfag here.
Most of the people that jerk off to it are just Gracie dicksuckers that watched some MMA or autists that think doing ten different twists to get a lock in is gonna work in a street fight situation.
Doesn't help that most BJJfags don't even lift, so anytime you muscle through their shit they start bitching and you get reminded by your coach.

Everyone who is serious about BJJ knows its technique over strength and it's not even close buddy

I’m sure not all bjj dudes are fags but man it’s rare you find one that doesn’t just challenge everyone to roll with them when they feel even slightly intimidated.

Imagine knowing you could put 90% of people you see on the street in a pretzel. You would probably think this way to. Guys in OP would get gassed so fast in a roll it's not even funny

Technique won't help you if a dude just muscles through that shit.
It's all cool and shit if you're training for competition.
But teaching that useless shit to normies? It's just raising a bunch of pencil necks and feminists that will get their shit pushed in once they try to do that on some random nigger that's mugging them.
And reinforcing during training that "buh you can't just force my arm away" is just gonna condition people into not thinking on their feet when shit hits the fan.
If you're only training BJJ, then you're fucking retarded and should start training some striking ASAP.

Yea then the referee will stop the fight in the middle of the street and you'll go to your corner before being declared the winner of the street fight.

Worst part is how to deal with a retard like that.
If you don't train BJJ, but you're stronger than him, you're just gonna sit on the ground while he's trying to do something for several minutes. Had situations like this a few years back in high school.
If you train BJJ, you're just gonna hug on the ground like fags just to prove a point.
If you train boxing or something else, what the fuck you gonna do? Punt him and get the police called on you?

>what actually happens

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>fuck bro I could pretzel that guy in like five seconds! Did I mention I’ve been doing BJJ for like three months? Fuck bro it’s so sweet I can just pretzel everyone. 800 pound gorilla? Doesn’t matter pretzeled bitch! His gorilla strength can do nothing against my pretzel powers!!!! Fuck I bet if the rock rolled with me I could take him down easy!!! Fuck bro.

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