You have discovered a Monkey's Paw in a thrift store. The paw will grant you one (1) of your Zig Forums-related wishes, however, the user below you will respond with the ironic and unforseen consequences of your wish.
I'll start: I can now do 100 push-ups consequtively
but you're a faggot
I have a Heruclean Physique
Everywhere except for your pecs. Which will never be trained
But it's hidden under 200lbs of bloat
You gain giant triceps with an atrophied chest
I'm one rep max
I wish Hitler had won.
We'd all have such great aesthetics.
>Hitler wins... a scholarship to the art school he always dreamt of going to
WW2 doesn't happen, the greatest generation never exists, the world is eternally DYEL
Unfortunately, mandatory state genetic testing reveal your Ashkenazi heritage and you die performing hard forced labor in a tungsten mine in Russia. You got a sick workout from that at least.
Wish I was 9% bf without sacrificing my muscle gains
A price worth paying.
Hitler is succeeded by Goering or Himmler, either way, you're ruled by a Fatass or a DYEL Incel.
You were not given any of his strength
Granted - you're now 9% of your girlfriends boyfriend, as you share the house with Chad, the other 91%
I want to be able to look good enough to get mires as I run shirtless around a lake
Homo relationship in which you’re 9% top (bf) and 91% bottom (gf)
Get to keep your gains though
I wish I have limitless potential aka noob gains forever in terms of strength with muscle gains topping around 100 kg of lean body mass.
I can make a 7 figure salary on being a fitness personality
Granted you now make millions of pesos a year as sarinames leading fitness channel
I wish the faggot below me died from chocking on dicks
I wish I vould never get injured.
you stay at 100kg as detailed, but your muscle building is out of control, even if it is giant blobs of weightless muscle mass
Every person only wants to see a picture of your ass and feet from now on
I wish I was dead
Kek
You are, inside.
you are put in suspended animation inside an indestructible cube of unknown metal that floats through space endlessly.
i wish i had the ability to always lift 1 more pound than someone in a challenge
You're now always being challenged at the septic tank, obese critical response team and garbage tip
Already the case.
HAHAHAH