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What do you guys put in your tinder bios for success?

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Send me message first or else your mother will die in sleep

Four pics; me with friends, me on a date, a selfie, and a pic of my pet
Then I list my actual height (5’10”, I know) so that’s fucking out of the way, state which is me in the friend pic, and some shitty line about how I love pets or some shit

And hows that working out for you

>using online dating apps
ngmi

My last bio :
>I love weed
>I love big ass
I chanaged the view about the ass since then

I just list my height

If you need a bio for succes dont bother

How do I use tinder without pics with friends and an active facebook? I don't want to look like a loser who is only taking pics of himself. I've been told I'm attractive, is it bad to take only mirror selfies in the gym or something?

>I chanaged the view about the ass since then
Why? Too many matches with fat women that say they have a big ass?

Mirror selfies are acceptable but try to take pics of you in places. Outside, at destinations, doing something you like to do. You need facebook to link to tinder but it doesnt matter if you never use it.

Hard since i am trans

>Looking for my european wife

>you need facebook
wrong, you can sign up via email now

Go use some other specialty app for that then stop pretending normal people want to fuck you.

HAHAHAHA OH NON NONONO THATS SOOO FUNNY LIKE OMG LOLLLL HE'S OLD AND USING TINDER LMFAOOOOO WHAT A LOSER! SO CREEPY!!!

Email and phone number I believe but yeah

Most of matches told me that they only looked at my first pic when they swiped. It's literally just a selfie of myself, not gonna post group photos and expect them to read my bio/figure out which is me.

Bios only matter if they find you attractive at first glance. First line of my bio was a joke about footjobs, because I have a foot fetish

>musician
>writer
>looking for my future ex wife
have gotten 300+ matches since i got tinder a couple of months ago

You need telephone which sucks as i am banned (long nose tribe posting got me)

nobody asked bro

How do you get banned from tinder for (((posting)))?

Why the fuck were you posting about jews on tinder you freak

OP did

My friends are all dead too old man

>i pay 50 bucks for sex

my moderately successful tinder profile has the following bio:
1m91

> ideal first date: you on your knees suck my dick

Some girl i matched said in bio that she has a big nose (weird ikr) so naturally i asked about its origins. I guess that got me

based pajeet poster with 0 matches

That's pretty clever.

>Picture of me with my kids, picture of me lifting weights, picture of my giant house, picture of my workshop
>Hobbies (lifting, reading, carpentry), talk shit on videogames, height, obvious high earning job description, religion, Trump voter

This is how you meet MILFs?

>>Picture of me with my kids
:/

>my bro
>first tinder match
>ffw 2 years
>divorced and got 2 kids
Lmaooo

I either sit in my room waiting until its time to go to the gym or I'm in the gym, should I take pictures of me in either place?

What should I make my bio?
Should I delete any pics?

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careful or i will find your street and shit on it

Have face in first one. Make sure smart photos are off

exactly. the girls are trash. why treat them as anything but human garbage

Delete karaoke, you about to slurp the ketchup, and the one with your bros.

Lookin good bro.

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