Femanons, what do you think about while masturbating?

Other femanons masturbating

for me its never a guy I know. Like I might try but the quy quickly becomes some stranger.

I don't think about anything other than physically making myself cum.
It's more relaxing desu.

strange? a faceless, nameless guy of my imagination?
what about you guys that masturbate to cartoon characters or animals or some fake boobed porn girl? Thats not only strange but sick

excuse me i only masturbate to girl buttholes, thank you

ok see I would never go there but a guy will

thats because you dont have a penis thats constantly telling you to 'stick it in stick it in stick it in stick it in stick it in'

Is it the excitement of being seen or is it humiliating, what about that fantasy does it for you?

just being seen doing this private act by men I don't know and not minding and that they want me

do guys actually think this? i cant remember ever having had a "stick it in" hurr durr urge. penises are for gently caressing and other such lovely things. so much violent imagery goes through some guys heads, i swear to god.

uh yea i think most guys when they see a pussy think exactly like that and they just want to stick it in

depends entirely on mood.
ranges from depraved shit like fantasizing about multiple men forcing me to do things to vanilla sex with a crush

>constantly telling you to 'stick it in stick it in stick it in stick it in stick it in'

I also remember when I was 14

yea you're very sophisticated now, when you see a vagina you want to take it out for wine and cheese

hmm, thats unusual to me. and quite hard to imagine. i dont think i would like these types of people very much.

Look. Imagine you've got this extra big finger and whenever you touch it, the more you touch it, it feels really good. Now imagine there are these warm holes made specially for your special finger to stretch out and there's a cute girl making lewd noises and squirming when you do.
You're going to be all about sticking that thing in.

Not him but drop the "caressing" and either put the dick in one of your holes or leave it alone. I don't want your hands on it, it feels like shit because you don't know what you're doing. I'm the only one who jerks me off.

maybe its something to do with circumcised, dry, calloused, nerve-ending-severed american penises? because a girl simply touching it with her hands is quite pleasurable, and more than quells the urge to stick it in anywhere. and, hands are quite dexterous and tactile, so they can do very nice things that a hole cannot.
your post also sounds unpleasantly reddit-y. you know, that cunty way of talking that wanker redditors use. (feel free to insult the way that i talk in return, if you must, i wont take offense)

You sound really inexperienced. Are you inexperienced?

do you have a mutilated penis? this may be the root of our disagreement.

>Back when I was 20, visiting home for Thanksgiving weekend
>Parents' room on second floor, my old room and my 16 year old kid sister's room on first floor
>Since I left mom and my sister turned my room into a crafting space, but with a bed, sister is just not used to me being around. Kept leaving the door to the bathroom we shared open, etc
>Friday night I was watching a movie after everyone else went to bed, then went to bed
>Bathroom door open, hear sound, hope she's not dropping a deuce
>Glance through - she's naked in bed working herself with a dildo
>I timed it just right, she started cumming
>She starts moaning "Daddy! Oh, daddy! I love you, daddy!"
>I nope the fuck back to the family room, watch Dr Who or some shit

Experienced enough to know that I'm not interested in having an inept pair of hands around my cock.
No, I don't have a hypersensitive go go gadget anteater dick that you can bring to orgasm just by looking at hard. Can't have shit in America. Sorry to fuckin' disappoint, princess.

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I'm an American and me, my 4 brothers, and our dad = uncircumcised

by the way you talk, it sounds like ineptness would pervade all your activities. it's unfortunate about your mangled genitalia, but there's no need to act either angry or bitter about it, and certainly no need to speak authoritatively about penises in general if you are part of the minority who have mutilated ones.

They think of Chad.
Even if you're right next to them, they always think of Chad.