Things you hate in porn

ITT: Things you hate in porn

>camera dude won't shut the fuck up
>"UUUUUUAAAAGGHHHHH"
>that goddamn behind-the-balls shot where 85% of the screen is the guys' ass
>cutting back and forth between two different scenes
>Asian dudes

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when they wake up

You watch men fucking women? Cuck. If you like penises so much just go gay.

>Extreme close ups
>Hairy dudes

>Constant female overacting
>Dudes constantly talking like "keeping fucking me baby" & "oh yes that's it baby"
>20 minute blowjobs
>Gagging on cocks
>Dudes faces on screen
>Camera guy talking

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>people debasing themselves and others on camera for money

Hate when they do that shit. Fuckin gross.

The fact that the guy's dick and sperm isn't my own

>anything not pov
>when they stop showing the girl's face/head
>the guy making any sound at all
>pornography itself. I wish it didn't exist

>when they try to have a story
>when the chicks are painted up
>dogs in the background
>niggers in the background
>niggers
>when they have sex in the middle of some retarded frat boy party or in da club and they're flinging sweat around everywhere and there's strobe lights and a bunch of morons are going HOO-HOO-HOOO in the background
>breast implant scars

just hate that

pov video where:
>guy doesn't shut up
>has non pov shots

I can get some people really like story so that's why people talk in pov videos, but who the fuck watches a pov video going "yeah I totally want a nonpov shot in this pov video."

also unforgivable:
>video marked as pov becasue it has a single shot that is vaguely pov
die

>When the guy jerks off at the end, I mean why the fuck are you jerking off when there's a perfectly good woman willing to suck your dick?
>when the camera cuts to the dude's face during orgasm
>when the camera cuts to the dude's face
>the dude's face
>whenever the dude talks
>fake moans
>bitches that just won't shut the fuck up

>that goddamn behind-the-balls shot where 85% of the screen is the guys' ass
This.
I don't even mind the dick being in the shot, but when they are going for the "look at that full pussy" shot the guy having a body and it not being a disembodied dick is quite a hindrance to my daily coom.

>that goddamn behind-the-balls shot where 85% of the screen is the guys' ass

Why do they keep doing that? Seriously?

>when they slap the bitches
>dude butt
>man groan
>when the bitches rim the dude
>when the dude's old or fat as fuck
Shits just distracting. Treat those bitches with some respect, I don't mind rough but make sure they like it

>When they pour liquid chocolate or whip cream on the breasts
>Gagging on dicks
>When the girls are like "OH YEAH, FUCK THAT TIGHT PUSSY"

Like if a girl said that to me during sex, I would lose the mood.

>Trap has a bigger cock than me

Extreme bdsm but they hit the girl with a whip or something like a pussy, ive only seen 1 video where he actually does but then I dont know if the girls over exaggerating if it hurts or not

>camera keeps zooming in on guys ass/taint
>cringe moaning
>random cuts to the guys face for no reason
this shit is why i mostly stick to 2D or solo

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>you guys still watch male on female instead of tranny on female/female on female
kek. faggots.

if you want dicks and sperm so much then just go to the local gay bar

>when the girl is moaning while she is giving a handjob
even worse when its the same moans as when she was getting fucked

>when they're still alive

>Behind the balls shot where 85% is guy ass

Used to hate it. Now I cannot get enough. So yummy. So tender. So pure.

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its existence
.-.

I can't stand pro porn at all, except for a few particular stars. It just feels too fake and cringy. I prefer hand-held cameras in doggy or missionary. Not for the pov necessarily, I just feel like that's the best way to get good shots.

guys or dicks. fuck that gay shit

>Men at all
I can't get hard even knowing a man is in the room, doesn't even need to be a dick. If I see the cameraman's hand or hear his voice, erection immediately goes away. Even watching solo porn were the camera moves to much ruins it because I know statistically its likely the person holding the camera is a man. Whenever I know the actress has stimulated the arousal of other males I lose all attraction for her. I use a browser addon to block any comment sections were I might accidentally see a guy commenting about how hot the girl was. I also have to proactively block most thumbnails that might include a dude fucking a girl. I pretty strictly fap to fixed-camera, lesbian, solo, joi, "virtual" videos (virtual meaning POV with a dummy or dildo, no guy involved).

>loud rap music playing in the background

y u so jealous ud wanna fuck more than 1 female

>compilation has obnoxious music for no reason

>AAAAAAAAAAAOHHHHHHHHGRHDJDYDJCCJDHSJSBSSYESSSSSSSYESYESYESYESYEESSSSSGIVEITTOMEFUCKMYPUSSYOOOOOOO
Bitch shut up.

>Things I hate in porn
All of because porn is degenerate

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