Good evening r9k I would like to make an announcement today please come and sit down at the table food will be served shortly enjoy a glass of champagne in the meantime
*TINK* *TINK* *TINK*
Thank you user, I am looking forward to the announcement
Dinner is served ladies
Sorry dinner took a while to come fellow bots dont listen to hes serving the bad food here is the actual dinner
You should have ordered the spaghetti and hot dogs it's delicious.
We also have chicken as well
Oh dont worry we have spaghetti but I am afraid it is vegan
oh my oh my user I am on the edge of my seat
Thank you, I'm glad to be joined at this table with my fellow Kings. Cheers to you, lads.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIMME FREE FOOD!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm sorry, please excuse my boy user.
He has the autism.
No worries user I am aware it is prevalent among us all is well
Ah I guess I can settle without the hot dogs. Although the table lighting here is quite strange I wonder what sort of announcement will pair with it.
Seriously whose idea was this? Are we supposed to open it for dessert?
Ah, is it time for the great cleansing?
Is everyone here? I hope we are not missing anyone
FATHER I GIMME FOOD!!!
REEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEY! This thing on? CAN YOU HEAR ME AT THE BACK?
It seems that everyone is here I would like to announce
>FUCK Zig ForumsTARDS
We hear you!
Look son, you're just going to have to behave until Mr. user gives the announcement. Have a couple appetizers and if you're good we can stop for chicken nuggets on the way back home.
Thank you dearly but its 4 in the afternoon. I'll be smoking my pipe outside for now.
I hungry now thanks op.
this is a civilized dinner, please remove him and yourself for even considering bringing your retard here
fuckfuckfuck FUCK
i bet you the rest of my life that he will say something based
BUT FATHER!!!!!?
When will you be making the announcement OP?
10AM UTC
I just wanted to say that
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Hey, yeah I'm here. Go ahead OP
Son, they're going to kick us out if you can't behave.
That's really not necessary, my boy just needs a snack and he'll be fine.
*Ahem*
>FUCK Zig ForumsTARDS
That is all you may eat now
4 & a half hours from now??
Nice try r3ddit but your are too slow
NO FEMALES
NO FAGGOTS
NO TRANNIES
NO NORMIES
ok you seem respectable and so I would simply request that you place him near the back, to lessen the disruption. im sure you understand
>no females
that's a little misguided, I mean we are men after all and I aint no queer
guys are getting their dicks wet tonight as you make these posts lmao
I NEED FOOD FATHER!
I WILL SHIT IN THIS TABLE! I WANT TENDIES!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh no im late, dont wanna get fired from my new job on such an important day. oh no the mic stand is too tall how am i gonna entertain the guests now?
Yes of course, again, I'm sorry for the trouble.
Come on, my boy, I think I see a table with tendies this way.
I know pass the mic to anyone who wishes to say a few words please gentlemen go ahead
aww he is a cute one, maybe if he behaves we can have him up here again
Please, son.
I know it's been hard since your mother's died.
Just let me have this one thing.
I'll do anything, please.
come on already! say a joke!
oh look at you, I assume a Chad like you is in the middle of a threesome with Stacy and Ashley. And you just had to pull out ur phone and go on Zig Forums to make fun of all the incels.
No you but
45.7
shit in the table? I guess, if you wanna cut it in half then shit in it and close it up..