*TINK* *TINK* *TINK*

Good evening r9k I would like to make an announcement today please come and sit down at the table food will be served shortly enjoy a glass of champagne in the meantime

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Thank you user, I am looking forward to the announcement

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Dinner is served ladies

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Sorry dinner took a while to come fellow bots dont listen to hes serving the bad food here is the actual dinner

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You should have ordered the spaghetti and hot dogs it's delicious.

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We also have chicken as well

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Oh dont worry we have spaghetti but I am afraid it is vegan

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oh my oh my user I am on the edge of my seat

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Thank you, I'm glad to be joined at this table with my fellow Kings. Cheers to you, lads.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIMME FREE FOOD!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm sorry, please excuse my boy user.
He has the autism.

No worries user I am aware it is prevalent among us all is well

Ah I guess I can settle without the hot dogs. Although the table lighting here is quite strange I wonder what sort of announcement will pair with it.

Seriously whose idea was this? Are we supposed to open it for dessert?

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Ah, is it time for the great cleansing?

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Is everyone here? I hope we are not missing anyone

FATHER I GIMME FOOD!!!
REEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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HEY! This thing on? CAN YOU HEAR ME AT THE BACK?

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It seems that everyone is here I would like to announce
>FUCK Zig ForumsTARDS

We hear you!

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Look son, you're just going to have to behave until Mr. user gives the announcement. Have a couple appetizers and if you're good we can stop for chicken nuggets on the way back home.

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Thank you dearly but its 4 in the afternoon. I'll be smoking my pipe outside for now.

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I hungry now thanks op.

this is a civilized dinner, please remove him and yourself for even considering bringing your retard here

fuckfuckfuck FUCK
i bet you the rest of my life that he will say something based

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BUT FATHER!!!!!?

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When will you be making the announcement OP?

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10AM UTC

I just wanted to say that
23.5

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Hey, yeah I'm here. Go ahead OP

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Son, they're going to kick us out if you can't behave.

That's really not necessary, my boy just needs a snack and he'll be fine.

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*Ahem*
>FUCK Zig ForumsTARDS
That is all you may eat now

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4 & a half hours from now??

Nice try r3ddit but your are too slow

NO FEMALES

NO FAGGOTS

NO TRANNIES

NO NORMIES

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ok you seem respectable and so I would simply request that you place him near the back, to lessen the disruption. im sure you understand

>no females

that's a little misguided, I mean we are men after all and I aint no queer

guys are getting their dicks wet tonight as you make these posts lmao

I NEED FOOD FATHER!
I WILL SHIT IN THIS TABLE! I WANT TENDIES!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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oh no im late, dont wanna get fired from my new job on such an important day. oh no the mic stand is too tall how am i gonna entertain the guests now?

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Yes of course, again, I'm sorry for the trouble.
Come on, my boy, I think I see a table with tendies this way.

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I know pass the mic to anyone who wishes to say a few words please gentlemen go ahead

aww he is a cute one, maybe if he behaves we can have him up here again

Please, son.
I know it's been hard since your mother's died.
Just let me have this one thing.

I'll do anything, please.

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come on already! say a joke!

oh look at you, I assume a Chad like you is in the middle of a threesome with Stacy and Ashley. And you just had to pull out ur phone and go on Zig Forums to make fun of all the incels.

No you but
45.7

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shit in the table? I guess, if you wanna cut it in half then shit in it and close it up..