Do fembots realize all they need to do for a perfect bf is post tits and ass in this thread?
Do fembots realize all they need to do for a perfect bf is post tits and ass in this thread?
Michael Sanders
Christopher Bennett
I would never date someone who posted their tits and ass on Zig Forums.
Bentley King
You're not a perfect bf stupid. You're just a creepy virgin.
Nolan Ramirez
Begging for nudes from random people is far more creepy.
Zachary Price
This is the most petty bait i have seen.
Kevin Lee
A perfect bf wouldn't want a girl who posts her shit all over the internet. Perfect bf only wants a perfect gf. None of us will ever fit those bills so why not just eat a bullet so the rest of us don't have to see this low quality post again.
Parker Anderson
A perfect bf would not be here.
But I am not perfect either.
Still wont post tits.
William Campbell
my perfect bf is far too specific to be real
Henry Green
Just post tits! Why post at all if not to post tits?
Christian Hernandez
I already have a boyfriend though I actually found him on Zig Forums just not on this board
Adrian Wood
Your supposed to be mentally unstable and post them for a slight bit of validation to replace the love your parents never gave you.
Benjamin Evans
*you're
Absolute fucking brainlet.
Brandon Rogers
Oh heck off it's not going to kill anyone if I make a typo.
Carter Wilson
i posted once and someone said i was too skinny which validated my ed but i know too many people who browse this board now sorry
Josiah Martin
Are you the person who was 170 and going to like 130?
Ayden Green
More for us then, fag.
Isaiah Cox
which original board??
Jonathan Reed
no i'm already like 126 i want to be 110 to 115 but i keep binging like a fat fuck
Robert Phillips
Your mom having to look after your retarded ass is killing her.
Carter Cox
no mine r ugly
David Parker
/ck/ he talked shit on something I posted and I was like "WELL IF YOU WERE IN ______ I'D FORCE YOU TO EAT YOUR WORDS" then he was like "I AM IN _________ AND I'LL EAT MY FUCKING WORDS" then we met and he was like "Oh you aren't what I was expecting"
Joshua Martinez
How tall are you tho??
Cuz you sound like a when snck right now
Jaxson Howard
Plz stop I was just trying to be nice.
John Butler
There's no perfect boyfriend or girlfriend in this thread, there's only damaged human beings. Perfection itself is an illusion. I'd argue the people who post on r9k are probably the furthest from perfection, they're riddled with mental disorders and self-hatred with some of them being long-term hikikomori incapable of even the most basic skills to survive. Why would a femanon want a hikikomori partner who almost never goes outside and will most likely make them miserable? In a similar light, why would any user want a femanon who's most likely BPD and will hurt you in the long run? The only logical answer is loneliness. Being lonely is better then subjecting yourself to protracted misery, if you want tits go google big bonkers on Google and wank you monkey.
Hunter Torres
Sorry user, I hold lots of pent up rage inside me so I release it on random Zig Forums users.
Luke Edwards
But please not on me, why not the guy who wants you to show your tits?
Levi Walker
I like him because he's trying to get a woman to show us her tits. I have no tits to show so it doesn't make sense for me to show them or for me to be mad about him asking.
Anthony Murphy
im 5'8'' originally
Carter Ward
Your BMI is 19.2 tho. You're at a good weight. You probably look good you're just a little self concious or sumthing.
>Mfw thinking of you thinking such thoughts
Nolan Torres
Come on fat boi, you know you have tits siting around on Zig Forums and playing vidya all day. Show em big girls off.
Henry Bell
Is this some kind of projection or something? I don't have tits, retard. I'm not a fat peasant.
Chase Adams
I'm not a perfect bf but I'm not a bad one. I would say I place above average but not enough to stand out in any meaningful way. If that makes sense