How would your parents if you got a girl pregnant?
How would your parents if you got a girl pregnant?
well seeing as I'm 23, they'd probably do nothing
i did get someone pregnant when I was 18 but I convinced her to do a redneck abortion with citrus pills directly in the vagina. it was pretty funny and one of the few normalfag experiences I had desu
I have no clue.
What about you op?
I got a lady pregnant years ago on a family vacation. My parents had to pay her money and were all hush hush about it.
>I could have reproduced, but I chose to be a genetic dead end lol
do you regret it?
Did it twice. Parents were thrilled. But then I'm a married normie, so that's not an uncommon reaction.
They'd possibly be the only people in the world happier than I would be about it.
>I convinced her to do a abortion
You should be killed
Can you get me pregnant user?
>How would your parents if you got a girl pregnant?
Surprised and accepting. Maybe even a bit disappointed since I don't have my shit quite together yet.
Why does she look like a fucking seahorse? I forgot flat girls look disgusting when pregnant.
no because you are a boy
not really, who cares about some seed you've planted in a literal who, especially when you're leaving town to go to college?
besides, if I really want kids then I can take care of that later
>dude have kids at an early age and be fucked lmao
okay christian
we both know that you'd do the same thing if you were a dumb teenager and it's better than being a deadbeat
based on the pic she's still fairly early in the pregnancy
her tits will grow more to feed the kid
>it's better than being a deadbeat
Maybe you could, you know, take care of them?
They would probably be like "so you werent gay this whole time huh user", thanks dad
>Wowwwww, congrats, son. Took you long enough. Glad to know you aren't gay after all.
>I'm so happy! I can't wait to be a grandmother! I knew I could count on you and not your idiot brother!
They'd be fucking thrilled LOL
Is this the first time you realized you're gay?
I dont get it. I don't understand it. Why do you browse this place?
fucking hell take some responsibility.
or get a soul or something.
they would be mad but they would still love and support me and my child, because i have good parents.
>convincing a girl to cram some fruit gushers up her pussy so she could shit out a dead baby
>normalfag experience
I'm fresh out of hs so I imagine that it would depend on how girl handles it, I doubt they'd care too much if it didn't stop me from going to uni, maybe they'd be a tad bit disappointed at first but I think I'd be able to handle it.
That being said I've still never even held a grils hands ;-;
Given the fact I never leave the house they straight wouldn't believe me, then prob feel bad for the girl because I'm currently NEETing like a mother fucker. Gotta get those DJ gigs, m8
the universe/earth is a dead end. who gives a shit about suffering through raising another ego tripping bald ape and then rejoining the void besides brainlets who can't think past cooming?
You can't be serious. That image is hot as fuck.
Shit, I need to step up my Sims modding game
i set up a breeding farm and all the kids get taken away by cps
probably really fucking glad to have grandchildren
my sister keeps jumping between boyfriends as far as i know and my older brother has a job but is probably a cyborg or something who posts here, closest thing he had to a gf was going to prom with a girl as a "friend"
10 years ago they would be sad, now they would be secertly happy.
maybe they shouldnt have repressed me from going to Le-evil-society concerts and parties as a teenager if they wanted grand kids