Dentist: >Lookin good, but here, I recommend you use a stiff brush to scrape polish and abrasives on them twice everyday for minutes at a time. >see me in 6 months. Dentist: >Lookin okay, ah fuck, you need to do better in the back, I can see some shit fucked up and you may have some cavities, better put your skull in the radiation machine, let me get my lead coat >Ok well, see me again in 6 months, keep up the scraping with the abrasives >dont forget to see cheryl on the way out to have her scrap a metal sharpened point across the surfaces of each tooth before you leave Dentist: >Ah, uh, ah well shit, your shits looking way fucked up, I will need lots of money to drill your fucking teeth with a power drill >ah shit, well, your tooth crumbled in the drill, you need to pay for a new one that is made of carcinogens and other shit >You need some mercury in that mouth in some places too >You're a mess, you need to scrape MORE with abrasives and force thread into the nooks and crannies more and yank shit around in places that neeed specialized tools to reach Dentist: >Ah fuck, ah wow oh my fucking shit, you're literally all fucked up and this is terrible, we tried our best though >ah fuck you need to pay for 100% new teeth and look like a puppet now >btw, i heard your kiddo is in middle school, i bet you are wondering when you should have him come in for his fucking wire pulling device to yank his shit around in his skull to the "correct" positions >I will need your money too
I use a soft bamboo brush With baking soda And I don't use fluoride I only eat organic produce
Teeth aren't brilliantly shiny, but they aren't yellow. I will never go back to the dentist.
Also did you know you can get clear aligners instead of braces?
Camden Harris
Or any type of oil you mouthwash for 10-15 min without spitting out. It leeches the bacteria out of your teeth and leaves you with whiter teeth. Have tried it, but is time consuming.
Charles Reed
my teeth are fucked in disrepair, major bummer
Aiden Scott
I don't really see the point of white teeth As long as it's not piss yellow and there is no plaque film obscuring the form of the teeth? You'll look good. Just brush (softly) and floss every few days.
Logan Powell
You wouldn't have to do all this new crap with your teeth if you had a proper diet.
Eat more veges, drink more water and quit the sugar. Your teeth will be far easier to maintain and you'll have odorless breath.
Wyatt Taylor
>went to get tooth extracted >'i have numbed the area you will only feel a slight pressure duuude :))))) >is painful as fuck lying cunts
Matthew Roberts
>haven't brushed in 15 years >no cavities or any issue ur right
Jack Anderson
>asks about your life while you obviously can't speak because of pic related in your mouth
they know what they're doing, they'd have learned from this mistake by now.
>I recommend you use a stiff brush to scrape polish and abrasives Toothbrush abrasion only damages teeth in extreme cases, if you're brushing gently you won't have any problems if that's what you're scared of. > better put your skull in the radiation machine, let me get my lead coat Yeah, because you're exposed to the radiation once and they're exposed to it hundred of times a month? >a new one that is made of carcinogens and other shit ?? What carcinogens are in composite-resin or amalgam? >You need some mercury in that mouth in some places too Yeah there's mercury in tuna too, wow. What little mercury that does leak seals restorations. >force thread into the nooks and crannies more and yank shit around Who hurt you? >shit around in his skull to the "correct" positions There are 'correct' positions for teeth, lest you end up with crowding, making teeth impacted and causing significantly worse infections than just removing your necrotic tooth.
>I don't use fluoride What's with fluoride hate on the chans? 50% of fluoride expelled out GI immediately, other 50% absorbs into bones, only bad if you get fluorosis which is super apparent and again in extreme cases.
Jaxson Adams
oh no, the kikes are here
Andrew Roberts
>tfw the dental hygienist's arms are more muscular than yours >they all talk to you like you're a retarded kid
Wyatt Lewis
It really doesn't. Oil pulling is a waste of time. Just brush with a soft tooth brush and floss.
Wyatt Martinez
lmao how much soda do you drink fatass.
Cameron Smith
>oh no, he's using science! Quick, call him names!
Joshua Brown
I cant believe we found the dentist this early Enjoy the time you have, the only one in front of you that's getting the rope or some lead is the fed
Justin Gomez
You hate dentists that much? You know going is optional right? You can go your whole life without seeing one.
Evan Butler
>get teeth scraped with a metal pick >get teeth brushed >get teeth flossed >this costs $150
Dentists are notorious for being huge kikes. My dentist tried to get me to undergo wisdom teeth removal for literally no fucking reason. They've all grown out in perfect alignment with my other molars. My dentist herself stated that they are fine, but she adamantly insisted that I should get them removed "just to be sure". Imagine swearing in the Hippocratic oath then trying to get someone to undergo an unnecessary surgery and a subsequent cycle of antibiotics and painkillers. Your wallet matters more to them than your health.
i have had 2 small cavities in my very back bottom teeth for 4 years now they have not gotten any worse and i brush like 5 times per week should i even go to the tooth jew?
Jackson Brooks
>tfw her chest rests on your head
Ryan Jones
>they know what they're doing, they'd have learned from this mistake by now. then why the fuck do they do it?
Nolan Barnes
is your mouth supposed to be swelled pretty bad for days after they scrape the fuck out of it?
Liam Watson
>but they might cause problems later and insurance only covers until your 21 fuck dentists
Matthew Ross
fluoridealert.org/studytracker/?effect=brain-2&sub=&type=&start_year=&end_year=&show=10&fulltext=&fantranslation= Over 400 studies have concluded that fluoride is a neurotoxic chemical. It reduces intelligence, impairs memory, reduces kinesthetic awareness, and is directly correlated with lower IQ in offspring. According to one Harvard scientist: >"Fluoride seems to fit in with lead, mercury, and other poisons that cause chemical brain drain. The effect of each toxicant may seem small, but the combined damage on a population scale can be serious, especially because the brain power of the next generation is crucial to all of us."
