I am god, i created you. what do you want to know?

i am god, i created you. what do you want to know?

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Why are you a massive faggot?

What do I have to do to earn a miracle?

can you delete me
I might be bugged

Is Nontrinitarianism really wrong or did the First Council of Nicaea get it wrong?

because i butt fuck satan like a bitch
theres no such thing as miracles you dumb cunt
i already deleted you 60 years from now
jesus isn't my son that guy was a fucking hippie

shut the fuck up retard?
>lololol

i want to know what to do

god here, dont be like this guy

why not be like me though? xD

>theres no such thing as miracles you dumb cunt

Then what's the point of a God?

*gods behind you* nothing biblical bro

>*gods behind you* nothing biblical bro
That was good, I'll give it to you

i'm like a writer, but a failed writer, and you are living in an elaborate day time soap opera. i need to pay the bills too...

oh i forgot, god here again, women were designed to be whores. im very sorry

Well, fuck you then. Imma hit up some other gods, maybe they can help me out

ares once got really drunk and grabbed my wifes ass that guy is a fucking loser and no one likes him

lmfao
but originally of course!

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Can you solve Fermat's last theorem?

>Then what's the point of a God?
It serves the same purpose as Santa Claus except instead of altering children's behavior it alters the behaviors of really stupid adults.

This is indeed a very fine point that you've just made there sir

its 69

Give me my Welsh accent friend back.

Well spake, m'pickle.

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man wtf are you doin

right now im jerking off to remy lacroix because i love her ass

>god
>jerking off
don't you know that's a "sin"?
fake god baka

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i never said jerking off was a sin, you fucking idiots thought that one up on your own. i gave you pussies and a dick for a reason

>yo god, where can i get some divine shrooms around here?

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Why did you make me incompatible with the rest of humanity?

the devil corrupted you not me i take no responsibility

How the fuck are you alive I thought we killed you a long time ago?

Why did you make me corruptable then?

hey mr god or whatever the fuck you call yourself
can you make me so that i am not a lazy piece of shit?
thank you

Why did you make my life a shithole