What advice would you give to the anons of 18-year-olds?

Only older anons

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fix your dopamine and you will be a happy man
t. 27 millenial

Nothing. I'm bitter and I say FUCK them!
I didn't get to life my late teens and early 20s to the fullest so why should they?
My advice? My Advice???!!! Drink more, do more drugs, drop out and do nothing all day

28 yo
It doesn't get better. Sorry.

The main thing I'd recommend is getting the fuck off this place, maybe even Zig Forums in general. Drop the edgy personality you probably have, the Zig Forums shit you've picked up, the hypercharged political opinions and learn to be a little more affable. And if you're a chick, (I've noticed a lot of zoomer chicks on this board), this all goes double for you.

go to Zig Forums instead

when is pol wrong though? and i don't drink or do drugs, literally no place to meet people

Get your shit together and focus on successfully finishing that college degree, getting a job and becoming independent as soon as you can.

For the degens only:
>don't focus on one girl
>if an attractive girl seems even mildly interested then pursue her

For everyone else:
>save money
>travel when funds are available
>learn to cook
>don't eat fastfood
>try to find a way to turn a hobby or interest into a way to make money
>don't go to college unless you are studying for a degree that gets you into a specific field that you know will earn you money
>try different jobs to see what you like before deciding on a career
>avoid any female that isn't good with money, her morals (and vagina) are probably as loose as her coin purse
>if you date someone in college or with a degree don't date someone who studied a useless degree that didn't lead them to career or financial success
>don't date a woman who makes minimum wage
>stop playing videogames so much
>stop watching people play videogames
>dont give money to patreon, onlyfans, kofi, etc
>bros before hoes

Zig Forums is full of conspiracy nutjobs. Half of their posts are about how "they" are behind everything.

Bars?

>Bars?
i don't drink, and i don't have any super cool highschool stories, I spent most of my life in poverty and working to get out of it and in college now at 20

>take care of your teeth, work on them is more expensive than you think and most insurance is garbage
>go to community college or become a slave to debt
>Work out, start getting into the habit of needing to lift or do cardio every other day and try to get at least 30-45 mins of activity in per day
>learn a new skill/hobby, I picked up sewing, vidya/netflix isn't a hobby
>Don't commit a felony and fuck your life up, I've met plenty of guys that had promised futures but did something stupid and got the black mark on their record
>Go to college or don't but come up with a plan by 20, figure out what you want to do, if you go to college then try to make sure what you go for is worth it
>Get a part time job, ideally one that forces you to not be an aspie and one that can help with social skills, you have no idea how much this helps
>read one or two books a month, read 20-40 pages every night before bed
>limit social media use

Adding to this
>start getting therapy or something now, rip that band-aid off if you need it
>drinking is fun but that fun can quickly become a bad habit if you don't stop
>don't lease a car, save up 2-3k and buy a shitty one outright
>shower every night or every other day at least
>make friends

>start getting therapy
idk about that one chief

Get cardio going. Do this

Drink half-a-gallon or more of water a day (adjust to body weight and activity level), cut-out as much processed sugar as possible (can cause brain damage), take daily Omega-3 and vitamin D supplements if you lack fish or sunlight (best to eat real fish and go outside at noon for 10-30 minutes or more a couple of times per week depending on skin color), eat fiber and avoid man-made carbohydrates (sugar, bread, alcohol) (it causes fatigue, unnecessary hunger, and weight gain), and take a daily multivitamin. Eat all of your food within a 4-to-8 hour period (maybe less) to start a 16-20 hour fast for better thinking, more energy, better digestion of food, superior calorie burn, and improved mood. (try and eat in the afternoon to not lose sleep at night, be sure to at least eat at your Basal Metabolic Rate daily, and eat nutrient dense food, not junk to avoid binge eating) Eat a healthy diet high in fiber, and eat meats, eggs, and various fruits/vegetables. Shoot for Probiotics as well. Sleep at least 8 hours a day, but know that you will receive better rest by exercising, fasting, and eating well. Do cardiovascular exercise (3-4 miles + of walking, 1-2 miles of running, jump-rope, etc) daily/when possible (take breaks from it when stressed by it and listen to your body if something brings it pain) and supplement it with anaerobic exercise (push-ups, sit-ups, etc). All of this is necessary and good for your brain and mood. It will make you a smarter, healthier, more attractive, more creative, stronger, and happier human being.

This is a hunter-gatherer lifestyle, and the one true way of living designed for all human and animal life. Technology has radically changed the world.

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If you go to college, do some research and try and get into a good college that you think will be a good fit for you. I went to a shitty state party school and ended up surrounded by retards and ostracized for 6 years. Don't make my mistake.

There's no advice I could possibly give to a twerp. They have to go through the meat grinder that is life

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Try to gain financial independence from your parents. The quicker the better

Hope is a made up concept and relies upon some sort of concrete something to hope for but life is more vague and open ended than that. Don't hope, and don't wish you had more hope, just try and autopilot. A lot of life will seem meaningless or tiresome when you go through it and maybe it is but some of it will be worth something when you can look back on it.

fake your confidence just think your anxiety out of existence it sounds retarded but trust me

>state party school and ended up surrounded by retards
what college isn't like that though?

The only thing that matters is what you live for. All this advice about living healthy and what to study is pointless if you don't have any reason to do so. Otherwise you're just give up when you wake up one day and wonder why the fuck you're struggling in the gym and driving to work every morning.

Establish credit ASAP! Just Google how to do it. It's not hard.

Finish college! There is NO job market for HS only graduates.

Don't worry to much about music and vidya. In ten years none of that will matter.

do not hold any right wing views

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your right, thats why I'm a NatSoc

>don't hold right-wing views
Hide your power level at work/school if you do.
Don't hold any left-wing views. Definitely do not date any women who do.

if you think nazis were socialists you're already a brainwashed conservative puppet

do not hold any right wing views you're just cucking yourself

Stay away from white women.

it doesnt get easier. it doesnt hurt less. you just get better at enduring. somedays you will be happy. but most, you will want to blow you brains out. life is suffering, get used to it.

Thanks for the plebbit thread. Now leave this cursed place and never return, that is my advice to you

Unironically kill yourself, then you'll never have to deal with anything again

Go the FUCK outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't let your youthful momentum go to waste. Work, learn, be active.
T. 20 y.o. GED recipient wagecuck with no prospects

but im white and i want my kids to have my blonde hair
american politics are a fucking joke ran by Israeli, burn them all

>insurance companies exist primarily to screw you over trust them with nothing
>money is incredibly important beyond belief. You don't need to be rich but you will not get shit without a certain amount of money in life. Unless you have chad good looks
>your work friends will stab you in the back and throw you under the bus to keep their jobs with out hesitation
>don't trust anyone especially women and family with things that are truly important to you
>you just cleared high school? that's great nothing you did or anyone did there matters aside from GPA and any activities that may land you a college scholarship. Everything else was completely irrelevant, no one in the working world gives a fuck if you were on the 'team" or played a mean clarinet.
>from here on you go to college or join the grind
>you will spend the rest of your life wage slaving its hell and if you don't like it good luck escaping.
>Just so you know finding work you love is a meme and its bad advice. over 80 percent of Americans hate their jobs you need to shoot for something you can tolerate its the best you will most likely ever get
>as an adult you are now responsible for your actions you throw a punch or destroy some minor property in a fit of anger expect the law will go after you and give zero fucks about your situation
>hell if you are male no one will ever give a fuck about you aside from family and that can be dubious as well
>welcome to the real world kid it sucks ass but at least as an adult you have enough power to fuck off and move somewhere new go where you want within reason or buy a nice shotgun to blow your brains out
>all those dreams you had? yeah the purpose of dreams is to have them crushed into dust before you. Sure some people realize theirs and for every one who does 10 thousand fail.

Welcome to club hell complain all you want no one gives a fuck. Now writhe suffer and fail Mr Sheckelberg is waiting for your to produce and consume.

seems like a better alternative is just to do illegal shit and just live your life until you get caught or get shot to death, seems better than that