What the hell do I say bros?

What the hell do I say bros?

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>you are one mighty fine cave nigger when I had a few beers

tell her you wanna see more of her bathroom lol

Is that crispy's gf?

I dont think that gets me to eating her out.

try hello maybe?
don't overcomplicate conversation.
just don't say dumb shit either

Ask her if she knows Kabosu

My heart will be darker than your lipstick if you say this is a bad pickup line then be funny. Post replies because Im curious and I might be able to help

Are you telling me this is a two for one deal?

Sounds and looks like a great way to get a few diseases.

>thinking I fear disease more than I love pussy juice on my beard
Yes

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come gas the jews with me sugar tits

Invite her to do drugs homie

What drugs make girls the horniest? Weed? XTC?

Fake profile probably

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Is it just me being tired or her leg kinda looks like it could be even missing knee down?

mdma or methylone

She has that Adam Driver look of unconventionally attractive. Or perhaps it is quarantine making me want to fuck anything that walks.

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Never mind user it looks like you have your priorities in the right order, proceed.

Nah, shes legit hot
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Oh shit I am talking to an e girl? I am just gonna offer her drugs and eat her ass easy.

First thing I would ask would be what the fuck is up with that lipstick. Second thing would be the weird position she is in, seems uncomfortable

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you getting catfished m8

>Diablo valley
LOL ur in my area user

>Oh shit I am talking to an e girl?
It's much more likely you're talking to a fake profile. I would avoid at all cost.

Wanna get a beer broh? My treat.
>has a big and is looking for dick still. Women am I right?

>please tickle my bum

She sent nudes lads.

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that is literally gayer than sucking a cock

It's either a fake profile or you are hot as fuck.

Considering that you are posting this here it probably is not the latter

she must be horny as hell.
Imagine that.