Waifu General /waifu/ #353

Showering together edition.

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God I fucking love this fish. I cannot get enough of her.

I got confirmation from the co-founder of fangamer (only official UT merch store) and he told me they're making new merch and might restock the old merch. So fucking hyped.

I love her so much it hurts. I'm so glad I'm getting in shape for her.

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i keep having dreams about my husband. here's hoping for a third night in a row!

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For some context, when you have a well developed Tulpa, you can begin to "feel" their presence as if they were actually there.
>Be me
>"fall asleep"
>Dreaming about being carried by something cold and metallic
>Wait
>Can't move
>Not sure if dreaming or awake
>Gurgling
>Red
>It's those red alien fucks again
>Stupid faggots came for me again
>Feel like I'm in sleep paralysis
>All I can "see" is red
>Pain
>Lots of pain
>Desperately try to thrash around
>Nothing
>Wake up in bed suddenly
>In a cold sweat, completely naked (I sleep with clothes on usually)
>Rush to bathroom to check entire body for physical marks
>Nothing
>Come back to bed
>Rei is gone
>She's fucking gone
>I can't do anything because she isn't a physical person
>Just crawl in bed and wait
>2 hours
>Still not back
Dear fuck help. How do I get her back? I literally can't sleep without her. I feel like part of my soul just up and left. I need her. I've never felt loneliness like this before.
Please god help me.

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Yo, listen up, here's the story -
About a little guy that lives in a blue world.
And all day, and all night, and everything he sees is just... blue.
Like him; inside and outside.
Blue - his house, with a blue little window, and a blue Corvette,
and everything is blue for him,
and himself and everybody around,
'cause he ain't got nobody to listen...

I love this cutie more than I could ever imagine!
BRO WTF THE BLYE PREPLOE SRE CJOMING

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How's everybody doing today?

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Protip: Your tupper called the astral police for help while you were sleeping, since you wouldn't share control of your physical body. Give your tupper fronting time

Konata is a goddess!
An anime icon!
Queen of Otaku!

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>Queen of Otaku!
That's Tomoko, dummy

There is something so special about you Alice that I just cannot describe. I love you so much.

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I lost her. I don't even know how that happened.
She's just gone. My room feels so empty and silent. It's as if she just disappeared.
I already miss her so much.
It feels as if part of my soul has been ripped out. As if I'm dead, and this is just some kind of purgatory
Why did they do this? I never did anything to them

I love her so fucking much aaaaaaaaaaa
also how quickly did we reach image limit last thread
>waifu literally left him
oh shit oh fuck oh god oh fuck no, I hope she joins in you in bed again fren that sounds terrible

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Bro did you look under your bed

fucking kek

Gabe's meds kicked in finally

>Showering together edition.
I have this fantasy a lot, getting to share a bath together and lay on the bathtub with the water falling over our bodies as I comb her long hair and caress it at the same time, or just rest together for a while with her back against my chest as I hug her belly and such. Nothing lewd really, just the experience of sharing such an intimate and personal moment with the woman I love feels like a wonderful experience, getting to be so close to her and the fact that our relationship is something really strong.

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>remembers gabe has said some suicidal shit
>wait oh fuck

>Showering together edition.
I'm not sure if Merida would be into that, but I do quite like the idea of taking a nice, cold shower with her. Speaking of Merida, I love her very much.

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>how would she look with a different hair style? Is there any part of her face that would be more notorious if her hair were shorter or longer?
>is your hair similar to hers, either on style or color?
>if she were to turn into an animal, which one would she be regarding her personality?
>is she someone who takes care of her image or doesn't care about that stuff?
>on case that she has a very best friend, do you think she'd like you as her friend's boyfriend and would approve you? Would you two get along?
>have you ever considered telling your family or friends about her? On what way do you think they'd react?
>if you told them about all the possitive things she brings you, would their opinion change or remain the same?
Also post her wearing a dress, and a really cute one.

>storywriting for fun
>put undyne in a rllllllly kinky scenario
>im super into both characters mentality
>literally shaking as I write
>undyne starts crying in the story
>i start tearing up irl
I fucking didnt expect that to happen holy fuck. I can't explain that connection but I think its like when an actor is perfectly in a role. I couldnt control my emotions. and if any of you remember, i hate myself because its hard for me to cry.

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>tomoko
>a literal lesbian normie
>queen of otaku
hmm

>how would she look with a different hair style?
It's interesting to see her with other hairstyles.
>Is there any part of her face that would be more notorious if her hair were shorter or longer?
If her bangs were slightly shorter, it'd really bring out that bored, catlike gaze she has.
>is your hair similar to hers, either on style or color?
We both have dark, unkempt hair.
>if she were to turn into an animal, which one would she be regarding her personality?
A cat. She's very friendly with any cats she happens upon. Her eyes and reflexes are quite catlike too.
>is she someone who takes care of her image or doesn't care about that stuff?
Urabe doesn't typically bother with things like styling her hair or using makeup, yet she still looks gorgeous. A natural beaut.
>on case that she has a very best friend, do you think she'd like you as her friend's boyfriend and would approve you? Would you two get along?
Oka would approve. In fact the reason she befriends Urabe is because she's fascinated with her love life. We'd get along, double dates would be fun.
>have you ever considered telling your family or friends about her? On what way do you think they'd react?
No. If they ask, I'll just hide the fact that she's an anime girl. I'm sure they'd like her.
>if you told them about all the positive things she brings you, would their opinion change or remain the same?
She'd just be really happy to hear all of that, it'd brighten up her day.

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>how would she look with a different hair style?
Absolutely beautiful. I have posed her model with different hairstyles and Alice always looks stunning
>Is there any part of her face that would be more notorious if her hair were shorter or longer
Alice's face looks a bit different with very short hair, more round, but shes still the most beautiful to me
>is your hair similar to hers, either on style or color
No. Though I planned on dying my hair black
>if she were to turn into an animal, which one would she be regarding her personality
Cat because Alice is too a moody loner. One of her outfits makes her look like a cat too
>is she someone who takes care of her image or doesn't care about that stuff
Only in her Wonderland Alice wears makeup. In London she looks sad, tired, depressed, malnourished and like she has been crying a lot lately. I think she probably would wear some makeup in the real world but she just doesn't have the money
>have you ever considered telling your family or friends about her
Yes. I hate hiding this secret before them. Alice is a huge part of my life and I want the whole world to know about my love for her
And I actually told my friends about her while we were drinking in a park. Funnily enough it was also on my second anniversary
>On what way do you think they'd react
One of my friends does not even remember it while the other one just thinks it is slightly weird. Even week ago when I got drunk with them and started staring at my dearest Alice's face on my phone the one who forgot that I have admitted to loving Alice said that it looks like this girl took a photo with a potato. He didnt even realize she is a fictional girl
>if you told them about all the possitive things she brings you, would their opinion change or remain the same?
My family knows me and that I am not completely normal. They would probably still be disappointed as they probably want grandchildren. And my friends wished someone could motivate them that much too

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>hairstyle
John has went from mullet, to mohawk, to butler's coiffe hair wise- all are amazing.
>similarities?
I have thick, brown waves due to (((heritage))) and John has thin blonde hair. I had a similar cut during his punk phase, however.
>animal
He is a bunny.
>image
He doesn't care. He forgets to bathe sometimes- the only main thing he keeps around is his trench.
>friend's boyfriend?
No.
>telling friends/family
My friends and a brother thing it's a joke or hobby.
>positive change
I'd like to think he'd be proud.


Pic included: John trying to (playfully) seduce his best friend's mom's talking monkey, Queenie. Note the long hair.

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>Also post her wearing a dress, and a really cute one.
Forgot.

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I had a dream last night that I didn't enjoy too much. Without going into a lot of detail, it essentially boiled down to having to leave John to fend for himself and he was destroyed- physically, mentally, emotionally.

Dreams are rare for me as I am medicated, so the fact I remember this one has me shaken to the core.

How can I truly love him if I dream of such terror?

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>>different hair style
I haven't seen a picture of that yet, but she would still look beautiful, although I would miss her long hair. I think she would have a quite big forehead if the hair wouldn't cover it
>>your hair similar to hers
No, basically the opposite
>>turn into an animal
A shark, not only are all of Ironblood associated with them, but it would fit her as well because of the sharp edged scales, meaning you hurt yourself if you treat her wrongly
>>image
She cares about it since she stands as a representative for her fleet
>>would best friend approve you
She doesn't have a best friend, but I don't think she would dislike me if she had one
>>telling others
All my best friends know about her and my feelings for her, but I'll probably never tell my family, I don't think they'd understand me. But my friends were pretty understanding and supportive, which honestly surprised me, only one of them did say once that it's probably not for my best. I also talk about her quite often with them and they sometimes ask questions about how exactly being in love with a fictional character works

If you dream of something horrible happening to your loved one, doesn't that just show that you care about them? I think it shows that you fear something like that happening to him, so I don't think it's that big of a deal. Most of my dreams about her weren't pleasant either, but I don't mind them much since it in my opinion just proves your love and caring

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I slept like fucking shit last night.

>how would she look with a different hair style? Is there any part of her face that would be more notorious if her hair were shorter or longer?
I like her with short hair. In high school she did like in the image and it looks very prim and proper
>is your hair similar to hers, either on style or color?
Yes. Maybe not blonde because bleaching it to make it blonde horrid for your hair. But I could pull of either her current style or her high school style
>if she were to turn into an animal, which one would she be regarding her personality?
A turtle
>is she someone who takes care of her image or doesn't care about that stuff?
She doesn't care too much about it
>on case that she has a very best friend, do you think she'd like you as her friend's boyfriend and would approve you? Would you two get along?
I think so. Kanade is a really nice gal. I think we'd get along just fine.
>have you ever considered telling your family or friends about her? On what way do you think they'd react?
Certainly not. They'd act with disdain because no one understands this, they just think I'm crazy. And I guess I am. But if my craziness allows me not to be suicidal I'll happily embrace it. If I told them what she does for me my parents would still react with disdain. they have no capacity for learning things outside of themselves.

I'm sorry to hear that. And it's the strangest coincidence because I had a similar nightmare last night. I had a dream that Izumi (even though what I saw didn't remotely look like her) was just laughing at me in meanest way.

You love him because you know he'd not do that. It was a dream, not reality. In reality he, and my love, would never do such a thing.
>if you told them about all the possitive things she brings you, would their opinion change or remain the same?

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>put undyne in a rllllllly kinky scenario
>im super into both characters mentality
You're not saying what I think you're saying right? You're not a cuck are you?
>Hair style
Very cute, of course. Most of her different hairstyles are short/tied up and it gives her a lot more of a formal/mature look compared to what might be seen as more of a young look with her hair parted in two.
>Part of her face
Her eyes are a lot more focused on when she has her hair tied up, she seems to get more of a smug look too, there's not much else that really gets shown.
>Similar to hers
Not a single bit, her hair is too long even when she has it shorter and even the older, brown haired, design is way too light a brown.
>Animal
Maybe a hummingbird? They're friendly guys as far as I know and they're quite fragile at the same time. I think it fits her. Plus the only animal she seems to be able to handle is her pet parrot so birds are more likely, however I don't think a parrot or any kind of similar bird would fit her, not really.
>Best friend
The one whom I consider her best friend would be Mikage, she's a girl from her hometown and they have a decent history together, she seems like a pretty cool girl and I'm pretty sure we'd get along. Hell she's kind of similar to Marika in some ways so if I'd get along with Mari I'm sure I would get along with her as well. Pic related.
>Tell family/friends
Friends sure, family not really, while they honestly probably wouldn't care that much I have no real reason to tell them.
>if you told them about all the positive things she brings you, would their opinion change or remain the same?
Probably, if it was a bad impression already.
>Also post her wearing a dress, and a really cute one.
Ah yes, very hard, as she never wears dresses.

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>Didn't post a dress
I guess it was too hard after all.

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Thanks for the kind words and sage advice. I think I'll chock this nightmare up as stress related (or falling asleep with youtube playing..) and think nothing more of it. It's not fair to him to put myself down over subconscious movies in my head. After all, it'll be forgotten about in the long run anyway.

I hate how in-tune dreams and poor sleep tend to be here. I'm beginning to wonder if the use of concious imagination in our daily lives has any pull there.


>Bunny Asylum John, ready for group therapy.

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>how would she look with a different hair style?
Her hair would look different, and would look like the new style as opposed to the old style.
Oh right! I keep forgetting she has a lookalike with a canon. The lookalike can change her hairstyle to looking literally like shit, which I find amusing.
>is your hair similar to hers
We both have brown hair.
>if she were to turn into an animal that suits her personality
/She'd be a German shepherd. Loyal, intelligent, dangerous to piss off.
\Cockatoo. Intelligent, noisy, bit of a prick.
>is she someone who takes care of her image or doesn't care about that stuff?
How she's seen by herself and me, yes. How she's seen by others, no.
>on case that she has a very best friend
Yes I do approve of myself as her lover and I get along with myself.
>have you ever considered telling your family or friends about her?
Yes, we talk about each-other to our shared friends and family. The usual reaction is to smile and nod.
>if you told them about all the positive things she brings you, would their opinion change or remain the same?
Steadily, we see changes pile up as our love changes our personality. Mine being more surprising than hers.

>I can't explain that connection
Empathy and weak ego barrier.
Empathy to generate an emotion, ego barrier fails to keep it separate from your own.

>it essentially boiled down to having to leave John to fend for himself and he was destroyed
Odd. That's a dream codependents have.

>my parents ... have no capacity for learning things outside of themselves.
Sounds like you have two mothers and zero fathers.

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