User, where is my morning lickaroo?

>user, where is my morning lickaroo?

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Can you at least clean off the clitoral hood smegma first, baby?

Oral is for foreplay. Prepare your anus.

>soon honey, I'm brushing my teeth.

>Oral is for foreplay
No, lick is so I can cum a guys penis rarely gets it done. That said, you good at lick I will forgive a lot.

Who the fuck are you and how did you get into my parents house?

i'm your girlfriend silly. now go down on me

tfw no gf to have daily morning lickaroo sessions with

how do i get a fembot to give a morning lickaroo? i'd give a nightly one too

Just be in the right thread.

>Just be in the right thread.
what thread is that?

fembot shall receive the morning lickaroo only

Spread your legs, i'm coming

You should sit on my face and let me work my tongue inside you.

God I fucking hate that word. My ex would say it unironically and Christ that gave me some fucked up deja vu bullshit

>fembot shall receive the morning lickaroo only
why?

I want to lick out a girl so fucking badly

They would always refer to it as lickaroo and I have never felt so unaroused. Absolute mood killer. Even when I'd ask them to stop they wouldn't. Horrific word

sounds like you're referencing an old Zig Forums post
gotta keep the culture going for the newfags right

>NOO MUH HECCIN LICKARINOS NEED TO BE PROCURINO KINOED! WAAAAHH

lel

I fucking wish it was a reference man. That shit murdered my libido

No bush, no lickaroo. You know the rules.

why does a fembot not want a robot bf that would lick her cunny and butthole?

dogs are less annoying and easier to look after

a human can do it better though

Pls no, I'll be groggy and spasm and kick you in the face

Prove it, faggotino

>Prove it, faggotino
let me and i will
worth it

id love fembot feet in my face

Footfags pls go

>tfw go down on gf a lot without her asking, and she still doesn't want to try going down on me even when I ask politely

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She seems selfish user. You deserve better

Tbf her reasoning isn't that she can't be bothered or anything, it's because she's never done it before and she's nervous about her gag reflex and stuff. That what she says anyway. I told her it's alright, you don't even need to take it in that far really, but she still doesn't want to try. Maybe she just thinks my dick is gross lol. Still, wish she'd at least try

I'm the opposite of a dick (or relationship) expert but that seems like something to talk through. Reciprocating is pretty important in a relationship, sexually and otherwise.
I'd feel pretty bad if I never gave anything back