I am 26 years old and I have never had a female friend or sexual intercourse

I am 26 years old and I have never had a female friend or sexual intercourse.

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27 here. Doesn't matter. We're all going to kill ourselves.

Welcome to the club, my friend. Let us sir back and make this a comfy thread. What are your hobbies gentlemen?

22 here. Doesn't matter. The eternal abyss awaits us all.

haha good joke nobody is that pathetic

Im also 26. Whats your discord?

Forget about women for now. Make sure you're up to their standard before chasing them.

Me too, except I'm 22. I'm well on my way to wizardry.

You deserve it. Everyone ITT does.

>never had a female friend
I think this is like a new level of virginity. Like, beyond being sexless or kissless or handholdless, imagine not even being worthy of a woman's company.
Because the standards are lower, too. Girls will absolutely have a fat friend or an ugly friend or a dumb fuck friend. Imagine not even being on that level.
Be real here. Do you even have any MALE friends?

Sucks to be op. how can you be such a fucking disappointment

Fuck off retard. You're just as pathetic as the rest of us.

It's actually incredibly easy to fall into my situation. Went to a predominately boy school. Majored in math. Now doing grad school - in math. And I don't have other hobbies. There you go, no women in my life.

Why the fuk would I even want a female friend? In the hopes she sleeps with me one day? Lol pathetic. Cope more normie

You guys are losers I've been fucking my cousin since I was 13

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Whatever the fuck you.

Same, almost 27, no female has ever shown even a bit of interest in me, like not even friendship wise.

Add me if you want to talk w a 25 yo khv femcel lal#4283

>Femcel
Don't do it. She won't put out and only wants attention from betas itt

I'm gonna send you vids of me nutting lmao

I think in reality its a trap with a penis that is locked atm, he spams frequently

>post a picture of himself getting TOPPED and creampied

Post it here you faggot

Oh, shit. That actually kinda makes sense now. I'm like you, I don't really make friends outside of school and work, so if that was a big sausagefest I'd probably never befriend girls either.

You want a friend because humans are social creatures and friendship is important.
Female friends do potentially have the added bonus of an accessible vagina, but that's not WHY you have friends. Friendship is a utility on its own.

Why share it with him when you can show all of us?

Are you implying im not a femcel?I never use discord anyway. I just wanted to have someone to talk to.

>humans are social creatures and friendship is important

Actually that's not true anymore. At least for people who have fallen out of the race, not doing much with their life. Friendship is merely a tool to make connections and climb the ranks of society. This is actually manipulative behavior and we have normalized this as a society because it's just the culture, way of life. I don't pretend to think we all truly like anyone, and if you do, it's cognitive dissonance at best.

Fuck the west and fuck capitalists. I don't even care. Suck my dick.

Shut up cunt. Talk to your pillow.

Why are you faggots always pushing this TOPPED bullshit on every straight guy here? I'm not a fag and I don't like dick in my ass.

Because this is a thread full of virgins like me. Stop trying to prey on desperate straight men.

That is an insult for a Stacy. I talk to myself all the time.

I wouldn't even call those friends. An actual friendship is unironically a form of love. My heart swells when I think of my best buddy. It's a kind of love that almost borders on the love you'd feel for family.
The rest are just acquaintances.

Honest question, what kind of guys get relationships these days? You don't seriously have to be Chad right?

Same, except 25 years old. Never even talked to a girl in my life.