Weekly Family Thread

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Bumpity fuckity faggity
>Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few.
-Pythagoras

Didn't we have one this weekend already? Not complaining.

The thread starts on sundays around noon

Bumpity fuckity faggity
>As material fortune is associated with the properties of the body, so honor belongs to those of the soul
-Ptolemy

nineteen (y/o) with ninety (y/o) here again.
today was the eid's first day (muslim holiday) so grandpa talked with lots of relatives. he was energized by all the chatting so he told me lots and lots about his memories again.
other than that we went out for another walk. he did his lap (I count minutes from front door to the end of our walk) 2 minutes faster (8 mins) and that made him try for a faster lap, but he ended up sitting for a while after getting tired. well, can't expect too much from yourself when you're 90.

How long is the distance that you guys walk?

I've been rereading through the archives and HOLY SHIT have things changed.
>Archives for chris's threads are dead but I remember him getting notes from his imouto karen for long time.
>The archive starts with anonette couch and chris sharing relatively wholesome stories
Post Christmas 2018
>chris finally has sex with karen
>anonette is figuring out what she wants to do with her brother moving in
>couch isn't even posting yet
Feb 2019
>chris posts wholesome imouto-wife stories
>Horny anonette starts her attacks on her bro but still doesn't know about being his girlfriend
>couch is posting extremely wholesome and pure stories, cant even think about kissing her onii-chan
Early Mar 2019
>chris is posting less storie and more relpying to anons in the thread
>anonette continues her attacks but is easily embarrassed
>couch gives kisses to her oniichan on the cheek
Fuck there are so many threads. I'll have to continue this later. My heart can't take much more of this

There sure are a lot, but reading them will all be worth it.

there was so much i had forgotten. like when anonette made her brother cum when she was feeling him up way early in their relationship.

I had forgotten about that. What thread was that?

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Reading through that thread reminded me of how much I miss Chris.

>I remember him getting notes from his imouto karen for long time
Yeah. Bit sad that notes like that don't last forever. You spend all your time together, have easy access to cellphones and text messages, and the notes and drawings just kind of die out. But it is good to bring them back every so often, to remind one another of those early days.

Yeah, I miss him too. But he still comes back sometimes, and he is living the dream, so I cant fault him for spending all of his time with Karen.

>read through that thread
>See Chris not wanting a kid
>Chuckle to myself with hindsight

honestly I didn't measure that before. but a quick measurement on maps tells me it's about 200m. So, it's nothing really. and he's aware of that, calling his condition "chicken steps" and all.
oh and he's using a cane.

1234-user bump, I'm writing my greentext now I don't want this to die before I'm finished

Shine on, you (relatively) crazy diamond.

This thread has 20 posts and 17 of them are about the fucking thread. I don't know what you circlejerking faggots think you're doing but fuck off to /soc/ with this clique shit

Damn dude, really curious about the whole experience you had.
Also check'd
I'm sorry it's not a trap/BBC/waifu thread for you user

Oy vey, we all know you make threads about other posters so calm your ass

Damn, an hour later and nothing. This is gonna be one hell of a story

>Y-You gossip about people too!!
What is this high school tier normalfag shit? Get the fuck off my board.

i'm a slow writer +distracted
>really late hour, or early, around 6 am, it was bright outside
>i get into bed
>sis is there on her phone
>i take her phone from her, throw it down and before she says anything i start kissing her aggressively
>i get on top of her, we look each other in the eye, get a bit embarrassed but in the end she nods at me and i nod back
>she takes off her shirt, revealing her cute flat chest
>im rock hard at this point, very noticable since i wear loose boxers to bed
>as i was bending down to kiss her, she pulled my boxers down, was a bit of gymnastics to take them fully off because i was on my knees over her
>starts just weirdly touching muh dick
>i gave each of her nipples a kiss as she was still just playing around with my dick
>i went back to kissing her on the mouth, left nipple, right nipple, on her chest, then belly button
>she opened her legs to make space for me
>stopped at the panties which were really cute, pink with a little ribbon thing
>there was a thin wet stripe kinda
>i went in for a sniff, didn't really have a smell like i thought they did, wasn't fishy or anything
>i pulled them down, she put her legs up so i could take em off
>went for a sniff on those too and she told me to stop
>i apologized and gave her a kiss
>i rubbed the top of her slit a little with my fingers as we were kissing and she was touching my dick, she was giving off some lewder moans
>after that, i went down to kiss her cunny
>i rubbed it a little more and i was about to put my finger in
>she stopped me in my tracks, said no
>pointed at my dick and said this first
>i was like ok, i lifter her up and gave her a hug and a kiss, asked her if she was ready
>she said yes
>i told her to tell me if it hurts
>she said she will, and asked me if this will change anything between us
>i said that it will change a bit, but at the heart of it all, probably not all that much
>she gave me a kiss again and layed back down, i think she looked calmer now
1/?

Uhh? Need I remind you who brought it up? Go back to your Tahila thread and go demonize someone who doesnt know you exist

Read the fucking thread, faggot, it's primarily a circlejerk about the thread and naming past people who posted here, there's two fucking greentexts and it's up to 25+ posts.
Get this clique shit OUT.

It's the same thing as the other generals on here, calm down. Everyone has family and it's such a general topic that it's on topic

Oh boy, this is what I call hot, and there hasnt even been fucking yet

>i went on top of her, started kissing her as i was slowly putting my dick in, it was tight very tight, felt like my dick was getting crushed, she was moaning through her breaths as we were kissing
>she had her hands on my back, holding onto me for dear life
>when it was finally all the way in, i unstuck my mouth from hers and she was breathing very heavily
>there was also a bit of bright red blood when i looked
>that spooked the fuck out of me, i asked her if she's ok, if she's in pain
>she said no, that it's ok
>asked her if she was sure, she told me yes, she's sure
>i went back to kissing her and we just lay there, without me moving
>i was nervous, i wont lie
>we stopped kissing and i told her im gonna move
>she nodded
>i moved out and then in really slowly, she was breathing really heavily and letting out cute, cute moans
>i went down to kiss her again as i was thrusting
>i kissed her neck and whispered i love you in her ear
>she said it back to me and it gave me a huge heart boner
>i felt like i was about to cum, i pulled out and just when i was out of her pussy, i coomed on her stomach, around her belly button
>i was still hard after that, there was some coom still leaking out of my pee hole
>she scooped it up with her finger and put it in her mouth
>that nearly made me coom again, i shook and let out a moan because the head, especially the urethra is sensitive for me after cooming
>she asked me if im ok to keep going
>i said yeah and asked her the same, she just nodded and told me to whisper more cute stuff in her ear
>i made sure there was no extra coom on my dick and went back in, i was still going very slow, had my arms under her, was kissing her
>she was still holding onto my back like her life depended on it
>i whispered some more things into her ear, like i love you the most in the world, you're the most beautiful girl ever
>both her arms hands and pussy were tightening on me when i was thrusting in and out
2/3(probably)

>her legs were crossed together on my lower back
>once we settled in, we just went at it like that for maybe 15-20 minutes?
>i was going really slow, very careful not to hurt her
>she was letting out such cute, but at the same time lewd moans
>she suddenly started moaning and breathing a lot faster
>she came, which literally squeezed the life out of my dick as i struggled to pull out
>i managed to and finished on her stomach again
>there was now a lot of coom smeared on her stomach and my stomach from when i was holding her close to me
>we didn't say anything to each other, just kissed a lot until i finally suggested a shower and a bed sheet change since these were now soaked with coom and sweat
>there was also a noticable lewd(?) smell in the room that i don't know how to describe really, it was really hot too as in temperature wise
>i suggested we take a shower together (thanks user)
>she agreed and we went in
>it wasn't all that bad in terms of awkwardness, we washed my coom off of each other
>we were kind of avoiding to look at each other's privates but i'd catch her looking a lot and she would catch me looking especially her butt, she has a great butt
>i kissed her a bunch there but for the most part we were just taking a shower
>when that was done, i wiped her off with a towel, and copped a feel of her butt
>we went into our room and put on some new sleeping clothes
>she let me pick out her panties
>i picked black ones
>we changed the bed sheets which after sex was a chore and a half
>we finally got into bed, layed down beside each other
>i got a feeling of i dont know, fullfilment? i was so happy, it was all i ever wanted, someone to love me
>i told her i love her, so, so much
>she nuzzled her face in my chest, and said she does too
>then she asked me if ill ever leave her
>i told her of course not, ill stick around as long as she wants me to, and ill be whatever and whoever she wants me to be to her
>she started crying a bit
3/4(definitely)