Vocaroo Thread

Ok user what would you like me to read for you? Nothing vulgar/humiliating please.

Same thing as the first user:
I was seven years old before I understood the meaning of "bad" and "good", because it was at that time I noticed carefully that my father had married three wives as they were doing in those days, if it is not common nowadays. My mother was the last married among the rest and she only bore two sons but the rest bore only daughters. So by that the two wives who had only daughters hated my mother, brother and myself to excess as they believed that no doubt my brother and myself would be the rulers of our father's house and also all his properties after his death. My brother was eleven years old then and I myself was seven. So it was at this stage I quite understood the meaning of "bad" because of hatred and had not yet known the meaning of "good".

sorry ;-;
voca.ro/kQCgrIP5Jsj
i get how you feel
i hope one day someone will say it to you face to face :}

lily can you tell me to work hard and ganbatte

>sorry ;-;
It's fine. How old are you? You sound like you're not old enough to be here.

If you would prefer a male voice
voca.ro/nyGQcqQZ3vn

she's underage but won't admit it

>voca.ro/nyGQcqQZ3vn
I like, the accent is gonna give my friend a little given the setting of the book that passage comes from.

vocaroo.com/ngHpr6ZRhUL
"There is a vas deferens between a man and a woman."

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voca.ro/60eKorddCAc
i kinda fricked it up sorry ;-;

>the accent is gonna give my friend a little
what does he mean by this? Also what book is it?

A little kick, sorry forgot a word. It some book from africa.

>i kinda fricked it up sorry ;-;
Not at all. It is lovely. Thanks.

Ah gotcha, I just went for a Scots accent because it all sounded very 700's AD. I'm actually not a brit at all, just can do various accents decently enough.

Want to continue?

My mother was a petty trader who was going to various markets every day to sell her articles and returning home in the evening, or if the market is very far she would return next day in the evening as she was a hard worker. In those days of unknown year, because I was too young to keep the number of the year in my mind till this time, so there were many kinds of African wars and some of them are as follows: general wars, tribal wars, burglary wars and the slave wars which were very common in every town and village and particularly in famous markets and on main roads of big towns at any time in the day or night. These slave-wars were causing dead luck to both old and young of those days, because if one is captured, he or she would be sold into slavery for foreigners who would carry him or her to unknown destinations to be killed for the buyer's god or to be working for him.

>tfw you hate your voice and too self conscious to post in vocaroo threads
>tfw everyone here has very nice and confident sounding voices
must be nice

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>Oooh, what do we have here? Another scrumptious young plaything straight out of life and into my club? Mmm... you smell new, little boy/girl, like fabric softener dew on freshly mowed Astroturf. Oh, I'm not frightening you, am I, duckling?

plz read this

Could you read this?

pastebin.com/6fGeMajy

In the words of Saint Elliot;

voca.ro/jgCpwqSbTuY

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Hey lily can you please say

>if you don't buy Disney calls you're a retard

heres a song ive been recording. this is the first two parts, im planning for it to be a 20 minute emo/prog/shoegaze journey. i need to add some more tracks and vocals

part 1 vocaroo.com/11tSh76L9Me
part 2 vocaroo.com/hWThYgqbp0T

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What in the fuck is happening in that picture?