Be at library

Usually I just stand close to the person while looking at them until they realize I want them to give way to me

Ask her if she can move along so I can pass, then avoid touching her body in any way while going through the narrow corridor

Turn around and go to a different section until I'm sure she's gone
It's much nicer when pretty girls don't notice you exist

If book is on lower shelf there is clearly room below her to squeeze in there. A simple lateral ledge grab above gives access to the remaining higher shelves.

It just keeps going and going and going
pls upboat

just say scuse me and look straight ahead and move past her. library is the worst place to pick up chicks

Barrel towards her with my fat gut leading the charge and probably bending books in its path. If she doesn't move then that's her own fault.

Scaring her with your threatening aura

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This is the correct move.

youtube.com/watch?v=uF2W4E47EEk

Go to grammar isle and learn the difference between your and you're. Also, ask her to move, she's in the way.

How about you r/wooosh back to plebbit you fags?

what the fuck is this image?
makes me feel weird.

>pretend to look at random books until she moves on

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push the thots head into the shelf then smash her head in with a book for obstructing my knowledge

Shes a literal goddess, you think I'm gonna hit on her? Are you delusional or a boomer?

"Excuse me"
Then look at the floor and try to squeeze past as fast as possible

Whenever this happens I walk around and enter the aisle from the other end

Call out to her tell her to get down on her knees. She will obediently submit to my will. She looks up from her position on the floor as I stand over her. Give her a look at my zipper knowing it is not going to unzip itself. She will quietly and gently unzip my pants and take out my cock that she so desperately needs to please. She then will begin drooling over it when she is sufficiently cock hungry enough I will tell her she may begin. She will milk out all of my coom with her throat and she will thank me when o coom down her mouth. After I finish she will kiss the top of my cock and say thank you sir the royal penis has been taken care of. I will simply give her a slight nod and as I walk away she will remain on the floor this time bowed down to me. For this is the life of the library king the most holy and royal of all. All of my female subjects in my kingdom do this anytime I decide to grace the pesants with my presence.

>start shouting
"MOVE, BITCH
GET OUT THE WAY"
>knock her out and shart in her face my poops are currently green from drinking a lot of gatorade and consuming chocolate whey isolate powder, apparently food colouring of any colour makes your poo green

Immediately retreat into the D&D aisle or something as pussy-repellent

move bitch get out the way
get out the way bitch get out the way
i said move bitch get out the way

>"Excuse me"
>walk past her
ez

Ask her what book she's looking for, try and find if I can actually talk to her about it, make an attempt but fuck it up. Say "have a nice day" and leave in shame.

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