Everything except sex is a "surrogate activity"

I'm 29 and I've fucked 50 girls and 65 hookers. From the time I lost my virginity at 17 (2009), to around 2014, I was going out to parties and getting pussy almost every weekend. It was the best time of my life. The weekdays were just me getting amped up for the weekend messaging girls trying to figure out what the move was. I skateboarded as a hobby, but that was a surrogate activity. Any weekend night that I didn't get pussy I felt unfulfilled and agitated, like I had just wasted another day in the finiteness of my youth. If I blew an opportunity to fuck, it was a crushing psychological blow that I had to avenge by getting pussy. I never felt this kind of agitation if I didn't land a skateboard trick, or we got kicked out of a prime spot by the cops. I never thought about my future, or "getting good at my hobbies." Getting pussy was the road to psychological serenity.

Everyone who says
>muh just don't really care about it
has developed a massive psychological cope where they numb themselves to their sexual drive until its killed off. If you're 15-20, your biology is screaming at you every second of everyday to fuck a pussy for a reason. I can survive off the memories of my youth and my exploits of fucking hookers even as I sit in my parents house as a friendless loser who only talks to teenagers on discord even though im 29 years old. I couldn't care less. I'd rather flip burgers at mcdonalds as a 30 year old knowing I fucked hundreds of girls than be some virgin faggot working at google, just to get hustled out to a club where he stands around against a wall watching and soaking up what he lost being a clickity clack faggot. There is nothing the fuck else in life. Look at Dan Bilzerian. What does he do with infinite money? He does drugs and has a harem of hookers around at all times and HE'S STILL BORED, so what does that say about some fucking loser who "studied hard" to get a slightly nicer apartment/car/standard of living if he's just a hollowed out DORKUS

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High IQ post. Every board on this website is a giant cope or self diluted "hobby" distracting people from their inevitable demise. Sex is unironically the only objective and biological marker to judge success.

There's a lot of truth in this. People in STEM careers who are bad with women do tend to cope massively. I'm your age, and my partner count is far less (15-20 depending on whether you're counting full sex or just oral), but I'm happy knowing I had so many women. That being said I regret not marrying one of them.

I feel sorry for anyone who only started getting girls after they got a good job. They'll never know the joy of fucking a girl who genuinely wants you purely for you and your dick.

Betabuxxing is a cope mainly employed by Indians and East Asians for good reason. Deep down they know their wives and girlfriends don't really enjoy having sex with them. Sex with mutual enjoyment and no quid pro quos = amazing.

based orgondula

>I'd rather flip burgers at mcdonalds as a 30 year old knowing I fucked hundreds of girls than be some virgin faggot working at google

Ultimately it's about what makes you happy. Neither a 30 year old McDonalds burger flipper, nor the 30 year old virgin faggot will be happy. The ideal is to have some balance in life obviously. Just getting pussy shouldn't completely rob you of your career, right? And having a decent career actually helps you getting pussy.

yea you're unironically right. you'll make it

yeah bro ... i know I have to fuck, but most of these girls frankly disgust me

get a chad creative hobby. Like making music, or art, or write some shit. Those hobbies transcend beyond getting laid in terms of meaning. And they also help you get laid.

Yea but that's not the reason you're not having sex. Its a massive massive cope. Jews came to power from slaves by inverting the "morals" of the nobleclass. They shilled the idea that things like patience, generosity, humbleness are virtues. They're only virtues of the powerless. The idea that you're holding out for a chaste girl is bullshit.

solid idea chadster

Literally why the fuck are you here then you tard

ive been here since 2014. This board has lost the right to gatekeep on content long ago. it used to be esoteric, thought provoking streams of consciousness and music threads but now its dogshit. so here i am faggot

macdodnalds

26 year old kissless virgin here and this thread makes me aroused
I like knowing I missed out makes my humiliation orgasms all the stronger

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But i prefer men, thiugh

seeking validation from women is more pathetic OP and a sad existence.

COPE COPE COPE COPE
>sitting inside and being a fucking loser is less has higher standing than getting pussy
Its not about validation from women. sex just feels better than anything else. filling some teen slut with a big warm load of cum feels better than anything else and more satisfying. Everything else like hanging out, eating food, smoking a cigarette just enhances the afterglow of that superior experience.

i have deformities that prevented me from living your lifestyle.
i can't really regret how my life has become because it was over the moment my dna synthesized itself.
i'm going the vr/robot waifu route.
pipe dream being genetically engineered cat girl waifu harem

>sex just feels better than anything else
You clearly have not tried opium

Nigger I'm and I agree with you, especially as you seem to be woke to the JQ. But don't be such an asshole to the people on here. You just come across as some Sam Hyde esque sex addict.

ok OK pal. I'll dial it back

Got any tips for others how to stop being shy loser?
I'm actually 194 cm irl and okay looking, but after my first and only GF left me it fucked me up a little, now im 23 and i'm literally scared of talking to girls, even when ill install tinder, get some likes i deactivate quickly cause im too intimidated looking at their profiles.

Fuck another reminder of my wasted youth/potential. Got laid a handful of times in my youth, but could have been so much better. So many missed opportunities. How many times do you need to fuck to sustain yourself on the memories? I've fucked 8 or 9 but it's not enough to stave off the regret and feeling of failure. If I had just fucked once as a teen would that have kept me content?

I'm 30 by the way. Lost my card at 18. Does just getting the tip in count as losing virginity?

>Everything except sex is a "surrogate activity"
Spoken like a true disciple of Slaanesh

Cool. I do agree with you, but I think there's also a degree to which it can become excessive for men too. I bring up Hyde because he's a perfect illustration of that. Infested with STDs, fat, ugly, single in his late 30s, increasingly bitter and angry at the world, increasingly predating on every younger girls.

Men should be allowed to fool around with sluts when we're younger, but we also need to settle down and pack it in after a certain point (mistresses aside).

if you're not a socialite faggot, you need to align yourself with social people. Provide support to their endeavors which could be anything such as
>having a house to party at
>having money to buy kegs, alcohol for parties
>being a willing drunk driver
>being a drug dealer, dj, someone who abets social lubrication
I was never the guy who actually hit girls up and arranged parties, i just let those people party at my house. My friends were
>a hyper social nigger
>a rich jew
>a drug dealer
>side-homies that were willing to throw down money for alcohol and make limited effort to "sell a good time" to random girls. So mix all that together and there was enough social momentum to get multiple girls at a house fucked up and then you just worked from there
Don't bother with doing anything "online" at all. the only reason you should be texting girls is to establish the logistics to meet up with them in person. no flirting or faggot fluff texts, get them in person. Learn to enjoy drinking and/or do drugs. I got as much pussy as i did from regularly being around drunk sluts.
Imo you don't officially lose your virginity unless you cum inside a pussy raw. You technically lose it if you cum inside a condom, but that's just me.
dunno who that is

While OP is not wrong dont assume that fucking a ton of girls while failing in other aspects of your life will mean being happy. Im 29 and have banged basically every type of girl I can imagine and yet I cant find one I want to marry. Am I sad? You bet. Fucking will make you happier but it wont make you 100% happy.

Running drug dealer game is legit. It makes me hate women all the more though.

This. I screwed up my one chance at a genuinely happy marriage. Do I still enjoy casual shit? Yes. Would I trade it all in the former? Yes.

Bro, if you were happy with your life you would never need to make a post validating your choices

>need to settle down and pack it in
genuinely why? My dad is 20 years into his 2nd marriage and him and my step-mom stopped talking a few weeks ago. My dads a clueless beta that doesn't realize my stepmom just sees him as a meal ticket and is probably just waiting until he dies because shes a broke bitch. My brother is a weak pussy who started fucking a psycho bitch in our neighborhood and he's too much of a pathetic faggot to just tell her to fuck off for good even though he's clearly miserable. He's tried to break up with her and she shows up at our house. He just relents because of guilt. its so fucking pathetic.

My point is that women are not biologically programmed to be monogamous. they stick around for resources, but they'll still trade up if they think they can. I'm not risking my assets or freedom for an unstable instinctive parasitic animal that doesn't have logical faculties or a durable conception of honor. Id rather just fuck hookers until i die. Guys get into relationships and then they stay based on guilt and obligation (especially if there's kids). I've had two girlfriends and i cheated/dumped both of them because they ruined so many days just being unstable cunts and i just wanted to go out and do whatever i wanted without some cunt fucking it up.

You have to genuinely desire to be a family man to "settle down." To me, a family is a loss of freedom and introduces potential financial ruin and the multiplication of suffering if things go south with your wife and kids

Can confirm, 32 here, have fucked asian girls, blondes, brunettes, redheads, big tits, small tits, black girls. Still don't feel satisfied, still regret the times I failed at things. Still haven't had a successful long term relationship. The only real benefit is now I can jack off by just remembering things

He just wants the brffrscoffa mexican laughter meme. Give it to him lol

>make you happier
good enough for me. the weight of the meaningless of existence is something you have to run from forever until you die. any intelligent person that has introspected even a little will come to that conclusion and will suffer at least mildly even in the best circumstances.
Nobody is genuinely happy