I'm a girl and i spray men's deodorant on my pillow and cuddle it pretending it's a boy who would snuggle me and hold...

Wait, are you into military naval history stuff?
Wife now pls

That's pretty sad lad.
I know kind of what you're going through.
When I first dated my gf she would stay over and her shampoo smell would stay on the pillow when she left and I liked snuggling into that.

Spray it with old spice and remember that time grandad came into your room when you were 8 and did the naughty dance with you. it will put a stop to the behaviour.

I don't believe you. Take a picture with a bottle of male deodarant, your tits (clothed) to verify that you're a girl, and a timestamp.

Is this a no? I can be a good pillow I swear

>im sorry user but there's gotta be someone out here for all of us. there's just gotta be there's no way there's not
Historically only 1 man out of 17 reproduced.

i hope one day you also find a good partner who will hold you and hug you too yes
understood
not happening
wait i don't think pillows are supposed to breathe

That's ok since you already took my breath away

>tfw no touch starved fembot gf

there must be a reason and its probably not a goof one

smooth, that was kind of immaculate
it is all fun and games until she bothers you when you're trying to be alone because she wants to spend time together but you're busy or just doing something and want to be left alone but she doesn't want to be left alone

>it is all fun and games until she bothers you when you're trying to be alone because she wants to spend time together but you're busy or just doing something and want to be left alone but she doesn't want to be left alone
That sounds kind of nice desu.
As long as we were both reasonable people and were willing to try ti accommodate each other's needs, it'd be fine.

See I am already a good pillow and u can rest your head on me or hug me as you sleep an I will be very comfy I promise so please allow it. Your current pillow is insufficient and I'm way better so please please just let me be your pillow.

understandable and fair, you seem like a good guy user. everybody say good guy user
you make a compelling argument

>it is all fun and games until she bothers you when you're trying to be alone because she wants to spend time together but you're busy or just doing something and want to be left alone but she doesn't want to be left alone
You can sit on my lap and hug me while I do stuff as long as yo don't distract me

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>you seem like a good guy user
This really means more to me than I can explain.

Ok I get it, I am not a good enough pillows for you. I'm sorry I couldn't be what you needed. I hope you find a pillow that fits your needs better than I could.

I have a small travel spray bottle I fill up with my sweet robot bfs cologne. I spray it on his shirt I have from many many months ago that he wore and left here that I haven't washed.

that's fair
i think a big portion of people on this board aren't honestly bad people, they end up here for one reason or another but i truly don't believe that the majority of people here can be defined by the sites they browse, the things they think or the ways they feel. unless it's kiddie porn or bestiality then you're probably not a great person if you're enabling your harmful fetish, but otherwise i don't think you deserve to be demonized.
it's ok pillow user. she is out there. shes spraying her pillow down with degree as we speak and she's waiting. you will find her

You sound really nice. I really do hope you find somebody, you deserve it.

If you marry me I'll let you mess around with all my military stuff, just don't shoot my guns in the house unless it's an emergency pls

I actually wear old spice deodorant and am going to die alone but I appreciate the sentiment femanon

you too user, keep your chin high
pew pew KABOOOOOOOOOM just shot all your guns. there are no guns left to shoot now. divorce is imminent but the USS intrepid is eternal
cool what flavor

this episode of im@s was so good

>military
cringe. also have fun being a pawn to people who couldn't care about you!

Flavor? I hope you're not eating it. But I wear krakengard because it smells nice and the container looks neat

no idea what this means but i can enjoy the many ships from naval history and warfare as an art without caring about the politics behind it too
duly noted user. will try the scent and give a rating in future thread