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How are you oldfags doing tonight ?

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oh god this is going to me one day...i have to change...oh god

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I have never felt more alone in my life

Working the midnight shift again, sitting round and getting fat.
My age really hit me when I was outside, washing my car, listening to "Superman" by Goldfinger, while wearing shorts and a polo shirt...

what do you do at your job ?, i'm thinking of doing overnight security again, it's a really comfy job.

>tfw 30
>tfw talking to a zoomer (22) fembot
>tfw she likes you
doing well tonight

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maybe she thinks you're rich, be careful

I work as a NOC Analyst (Network Operations Center). I basically babysit a bunch of servers, networking equipment and software services to make sure everything is working.
It's pretty comfy when I get the midnight run since I can just veg out, surf the chon or watch movies while occasionally checking the monitoring software.

Oh she already knows. How can zoomer robots even compete with just their neet bux and living with parents situation?

that's cool user, i bet it pays really well

Oh absolutely!
Broke 100k last year. Best job I've ever had.

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34 here. I've finally lost the whole "I want qt anime waifu gf" thing and just want to fuck sluts. I wish I'd felt this way 10 years ago when I still had a good chance of doing it.

This video reminded me how great the late 90's were: youtube.com/watch?v=6-v1b9waHWY
>Go to school and learn things
>Come home and watch T. R. L.
>Do homework
>Eat dinner
>Watch Seinfeld & The Simpsons
>Play some Starcraft
Even though I was miserable at the time my current NEET life has made me weak. I can hardly open a book and after just 30 minutes of watching T. V. that's all I can do.

damn man, you had potential this whole time.

Christ I belong in here now

Reminiscing about 2003-2009 internet and how good we actually had it

How do you even talk to a fembot in the first place whos not a tranny

>tfw no robot age gap bf
where do i find you people

Life is a mess, no future, same as yesterday

I unno? Usually at work, earning the benjimans?

What are your qualifications for that job?

I'm in Canada, so take what I say with a grain of salt:
>3 year college degree in Systems admin and Network admin
>approx 1 year with of co-ops and internships in the field
>4 years experience working at IT startup (Getting super underpaid)
I more or less applied to the position online, got a call, jumped through the recruitment hoops and found myself here.

I got three days free from wageslaving. Alcohol, drugs and usual misery is on the menu.

Tops 5 years left and i aint even sad.

Are you a biological female? If so, email me and we can talk

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This place makes me feel like shit sometimes man

Get fired, need a job, thinking about getting one. So poorly am I

The lizard people, I kind of think my total inability to relate to most people is usually mutants and most everyone thinks they're fucked up or whatever. I just don't want to discount the lizard people. They nest and work in a hive to some extent when they're not trying to eat their children.

I was just in bed lying there, wondering wow I'm 33 wtf, what is all this? Why is all this, how'd I fuck it all up? Then I got up saw this, what's the universe trying to tell me?

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Sounds like you're making it. Good on ya user

>Was invited to a party buy a qt coworker
>Didn't want to go but she texted me I better go
>Snort some xanax to calm my anxiety 30mins before going
>Go to the party
>Only manage to say high to her as she takes me to the back where the party is
>She instantly leaves and I don't see her for the rest of the night
Why did my dumbass think I finally had a chance to get a gf? I felt like shit the rest of the night until some lady grabbed me to dance with her for once dance but I'm pretty sure she was drunk as fuck since she was older. I decided to just drink half the bottle of whiskey and then dip. Was only there for an hour.
also found out she had a boyfriend

Have to see her tomorrow at work and don't know how we'll approach each other. I think I'll just drink some xanax before I go to work so my anxiety goes away.

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Thanks boss!
Life was pretty shitty until I actually got this job, but things have been smooth fucking sailing since!