Have you taken the simp-pill yet...

Have you taken the simp-pill yet? By becoming a simp you could finally get the female attention and affection you desire. It's worth a try at least, right? I mean, your current attitude and strategy hasn't gotten you any success. Maybe it's time for you to try simping.

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i want to simp and be helpful to qts but i don't have any money :S

Weak bait, please post a girl who looks cute without making a weird face next time.

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A fucking thread died for this, to anyone reading this, he's full of shit, simping will make you the laughing stock of the internet and rightfully so, anyone who spends money on a girl with the expectation of sex has no chance of actually making it in the real world. I rest my case.

Sage

Is there really much of a difference between this shit and sugaring?
Men with average incomes paying women who aren't pretty or classy enough for the rich men?

>pretending neeko isn't cute
>accusing anyone else of baiting
lmao

eat shit and die
i might be a retarded new yorker (not from the city) but i'm not gonna idolize some mediocre pussy
i am not a sucka

>simping will make you the laughing stock of the internet
As opposed to being an incel, which is totally highly respected, right? No, being a simp would literally be a status upgrade for most of the men on here.

why the fuck is there so much simp shit on Zig Forums these days?

>*scrolls past hundreds of degenerate threads*
>"why Zig Forums doe?"

neck the pair that made you

if im paying anything other than lip service, i better be getting some "lip service" if you get what i mean.

(((They))) are infiltrating

Dude what is the next stage gonna be?
First it was being a loser
Then it was being an orbiter
Now its paying to be an orbiter
What is logically the next step in these trends?

Not every person here is an incel though and desu I'd much much rather hang out with incels than simps any day of the week hands down.

First of all: I have self respect
Second: I don't view my money vanishing in a puff of smoke for a "Hey thanks user for donaaaating!~" as "Success"
Kill yourself
Simping is pathetic

I talk to girls from r9k does that make me a simp? if so then yes I have

>tfw no jiggly tits gf

nah fuck off i haven't been here a lot lately but this "loud and proud simp" shit is absolutely different from the usual stuff i used to see on here.

why does nobody look at her face and not immediately see that she's wearing 5 pounds of makeup/blush? She looks like a standard goblina without makeup.

because I have a bonerr

Talking to a girl from here I would say is different than chasing after an attention whoring e girl that has no interest in actually talking to anyone but gather orbiters to faun over her. I don't begrudge anyone who wants to talk to some random femanon, it's the overt attention whore simping that I find mind boggling.

I think the next step is happening right now. A lot of aying orbiters aren't even expecting to be rewarded with sex or something anymore. They just want some minor attention or maybe just talk to a girl.

I already simp the ok boomer girl
she's quite lovely

further incel degradation

Since there's already a bunch of simps in here, can you explain to me the appeal of it for you guys? What's it do for you. I'm genuinely curious, you know the girls have no interest in you and you'll never fuck them and any interactions are fake.

>further incel degradation
>degradation
More like incels coming to terms with their place in society. You can rant and be angry until you're blue in the face but it won't change reality. At least "simps" get to talk to girls.

You don't understand the appeal of interacting with a qt girl? You must be gay or something.

I was not born with the simp gene

I cant even force myself to do it

they're probably just too scared to pay for a prostitute, or too young

>implying simping gets you laid
You'd just turn into a simp incel.

But you're not "Interacting" on any meaningful level? Fuck you're not even interacting on a casual level. You are getting one sentence during a livestream either thanking you for your hard earned dollareedoos or saying some small phrase? Like fuck off with that. She'll forget you the MOMENT she moves on to the next simp.

No, I was genuinely asking retard. I can interact with girls, that actually want to interact with me. I want to know the appeal for simping because I don't actually understand it.

Incel is more of a state of mind than a lack of sex. Also, simps get way more female attention which by default makes them less beta than incels.