You find the chest of Zig Forums while raiding a dungeon

>you find the chest of Zig Forums while raiding a dungeon

Whats inside?

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Its not my property OP, I shouldn't open it because it belongs to someone else

the cursed programming socks of schitztonia

The "+10 Feel of Burden" r9k has inside it's chest

2 small health potions
27 pieces of gold
An iron dagger
Shit lood desu

>You open the chest
>A raging tranny springs forth
>It attempts to sodomize you
Roll for a saving throw.

Also, it's too heavy for you to carry so your sorta have no option but leave it in the chest

>A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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coom sock

no matter what it is: it belongs in a museum

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it's empty

empty empty empty

dozens of femboys that try to convince you to be gay when you express difficulty with women

an unnamed ring

>can never lose virginity to a woman. If you've already had sex, all memory of it is lost from both you and her.
>-10 willpower
>+10 ability to function without sleep
>+10 ability to scavenge food/loot without having a job
>fuses to your skin and cannot be removed

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happiness to life user :.

>have headphones on
>grab everything out of the chest without checking
>hear this
>nearly jump out of my fucking seat

Every god damn time what the fuck.

>>A hag raven emerges, looks at you, and shuffles off grumbling "not my type".

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inside I find eternal virginity

>It springs to life and attacks me.

...figures

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depression, tranny porn and incels

The chest is trapped, the curse of the social outcast step on your soul, roll 3 100 dices.
Dude Health potions are so cool, i can't stop dying because i don't have enough of thoses

based Meridia poster

Virgin, racist, white bois in a circle jerk watching BBC porn because their own kind finds them physically unattractive and weak.

the user who making threads about why I don't have black gf yet

>I don't have black gf yet
Well? Why is that user?

I'm a mage, I cast spells of untold power. Why would I bother with meager chests?

A ring which makes you invisible to women and gives you asperger and schizoid disorder

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>2 small health potions
Are they sealed and labeled?

>27 pieces of gold
We're off the gold standard, 27 pieces is a small fortune. Jackpot

>An iron dagger
Shitty, rusty, worthless blade.

>Shit lood desu
ewwww

I do a 50/50 roll.
Odds attempt to run away.
Evens attempts to orally penetrate said tranny.

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>Mask of Clownhood
>Any lie told to a neurotypical is taken as 100% truth
>Truth effect will last 10 hours until they realize the lie
>1 use everyday

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Smegma, cigarette buds and a asuka cumjar