Just bought my first house

Just bought my first house.
Any tips?

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none. never bought a house. good luck

Get a wife ASAP or you will grow bitter and the emptiness of the house you were once proud of will only serve as a reminder of your loneliness.

What the fuck do you need a house for if its just you? Should have bought a couple townhomes and rented some out

Why are you assuming right off the bat that this guy is alone?

I don't know why the fuck else anybody would post on this horrible board

Thanks.
Already secured one.
Rent is throwing your money away. With the exception of interest my mortgage payments are an investment.

>bought house
>has a wife
>any tips?
yea, enjoy your chains of slavery :^)

What's the alternative?
Live in an apartment alone?
Live with my parents who consider me a failure?
I was going to live in a van unironically but I like the security of a house, plus I can have cats now.

>Just bought my first house.
With what fucking money, dude, let me in on your secret ways of making cash

Also congratulations on being one of the 9% of millennials that own a house.

>With the exception of interest my mortgage payments are an investment.
Oh, you didn't buy a house. You put a mortgage down on a house. There's a massive difference between the two.

Thanks. I worked as much as I could as soon as I was legally able and just kept it all.
I had $25,000 by 23.
Eh, I can live with it.

>Already secured one.
Get the fuck off this board you fucking faggot fuck you

I can't control my need to breed, I'm sorry

You can control being here though. Fuck off.

smdh these white niggas living with mommy and daddy and getting a free ride to a house.

These nigger niggahs living in welfare houses bumming off white man dollars. smdh

I've been here since 2007, where the fuck do I go? All my forums are dead

the emphasis was more on the wife. getting a house is a smart move IF you're certain you wanna live in that locale for a long time

Oh, sorry. If it helps she got me, I'm extremely passive about the entire situation.

Congratulations. You won life. Now leave us to wallow in our own self pity

you should let me move in and neet in ur basement

Remember to put your trash and recycling out the night before pickup.

Buy a lot of flowers, they make your place comfy and are good for mental health.

Thanks homies.
There are no basements in this state, more or less.

Good advice. I always forget this and end up having to keep shit in my house another week.

OP, also make sure you have a good house insurance, and keep an emergency fund in case of emergencies. Anything can happen (natural disasters, bug infestations, robbery, etc)

How old are you OP?

shut up retard

What area or neighborhood is it in?

23
.Center of the city, about midway to downtown, outskirts, and the town hall. It's basically where all the schools are, there's maybe 8 in walking distance to my place.

Very nice if not in a nigger or tweaker infested area. If haven't done so already, check the condition of the HVAC systems and Roof. Also change the locks in case the previous occupants have a key and have ill intent, happened to a neighbor, got a bunch of shit stolen. Retard got caught trying to pawn some family heirlooms a couple weeks later.

>There are no basements in this state, more or less.
thats fine i can settle for an attic room, guest room, closet. really anything with a door that can be closed