Female

>Female
>Literally have never dated anyone in my entire life. No experience at all.
>Never go outside, don't know how to socialize with people face to face, and extremely autistic
>Decide that the only way I'll get a bf is if I go online
>Try going on r9k to look for someone who will deal with an uninteresting subpar gf.
>Go on thread about someone complaining about not having a gf, calling themself an ugly incel, etc.
>Try to learn more about them, their hobbies by asking about them on their thread so I can see if maybe I could try to date them
>No response

FINE FUCK YOU TOO. I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND ANYWAY.

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i wish someone kept asking question from me since i'm incapable of holding a conversation otherwise

Can I be your boyfriend op? Let's discord chat uwu

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>Female
It's a sin to tell a lie, op.

Don't get a bf from here jfc you stupid slut.

I'd be ok with an uninteresting subpar gf

What are your interests, OP?

not op but why not? just be careful to filther out the actual dangerous people, i'm sure there's plenty of "normal" people on this board

Are you virgin, white/asian, and not currently addicted to drugs?
Yea, I'm not good at holding a conversation either. Most of my conversations with people are just me listening to them monologue while I rarely put in input.

Where should for a boyfriend then? I know this place isn't the best option but I'm not sure where else. Most dating apps are for hookups and I don't want to do that. Discord dating servers are a joke.

>Are you virgin, white/asian, and not currently addicted to drugs?
>asian

Riceburning slut detected. Dropped

B-but senpai pls

Literally just want a sweet girl to talk to that I might be able to form a connection with. If you're not lying trash op and you like meaningful meaningless conversation then add me
2Dqts#0020

I play popular femoid games like league and animal crossing. I really like MMOs as well but don't play any currently (waiting for blue protocol and lost ark NA fuck u russia) I'm willing to try out other games if that meant it'd have something to with my boyfriend, though. I watch a lot of ARGs and also used to read a lot of manga but recently I only do it every 1-2 days.

Not him but I fulfill all three. And what your describing is a good way to kill conversations. You have to put in actual effort in your replies and not just turn it into an interrogation or monologue. Almost no one enjoys those.

learn to play smash and once you beat me i'll be your bf lol

not sure about the other guy but I'm white with blue eyes, blond hair that got pretty dark after puberty, and have never have alcohol or done drugs in my life. This thread is probably bait though

Did someone say white/asain virgin whos not addicted to drugs (cause hes to stupid to find any)

Also Join a social group, like a weekly gaming group or a larp if your into weird shit. Its surprising how fast shit escalates there

also TITS OR GTFO

>I'm literally undatable (female)
>ends up having multiple genuine dates at the end of the thread, despite Zig Forums being one of the most hostile places on the internet for women
Yes women's lives are so hard

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I already have a gf but if we live close by we could just fuck. My gf's a normie and I need a mentally ill person like myself to abuse. Are you in Europe?

Well imma nominate you as op's best choice. Go now you to, and make beautiful children who will come back to this site in 18 years and start the cycle again

Didnt op say they didnt like hookups

>>Female
Stopped reading there. Fuck off from r9k.

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>Try to learn more about them, their hobbies by asking about them on their thread so I can see if maybe I could try to date them

A girl trying to learn more about user? What fucking black magic is this. No one wants a robot.

Probably fat as fuck then.

FUCK OFF MY BOARD ROASTIES. There are WAY too many "fembot" threads lately. Can't the mods do something about this?

Robots are the worst of the worst. Take it from someone who has exclusively dated robots over the past couple years. You keep thinking the next one will be better, and they never are. I gave up on them entirely.

>normalfag with a gf telling anyone to fuck off
lol

New idea, Everytime a fembot comes on the board just reply with "dont know gay, anyone wanna get fucked in the ass?" or something of that nature

here's a throwaway discord I made if you want to talk sit222#3468
I never claimed that my life was hard I was just venting.
If you're willing to cheat on your girlfriend for some random girl online then fuck you. You're a degenerate.
I'm not a fembot just female.
How so?
Added you

Consigliere#2534
Here goes nothing.

>normalfag
Lmao you don't know me retard, shut the fuck up. The only reason I have a gf is because I went to the bottom of the barrel to scrape what was left and got extremely lucky.

Sounds good, I'm gonna start doing that. There should also be a disgusting picture to go along with it, but I don't have any.

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sure thing normalfag. you're just as bad as roasties.

I need your guys opinion, is my pp normal? Looks swollen no?

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