Behold, moids and moidlets! For it is I...

Behold, moids and moidlets! For it is I, the Femanon! The anime image of a girl that attracted you to this thread is a depiction of me, laughing at your pathetic orbiting skills!
What? You claim you can do better than a low-to-average range orbiter?! Post your "disc ord", and let me decide if you can take home the coveted exalted orbiter status! (Be realistic boys, don't waste my time. I'm genuinely serious. Dykebots may also apply.)

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>Behold, moids and moidlets! For it is I, the Femanon! The anime image of a girl that attracted you to this thread is a depiction of me, laughing at your pathetic orbiting skills!
What? You claim you can do better than a low-to-average range orbiter?! Post your "disc ord", and let me decide if you can take home the coveted exalted orbiter status! (Be realistic boys, don't waste my time. I'm genuinely serious. Dykebots may also apply.)


._. hi

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>Dykebots may also apply
Bisexuals always let me down so no thank you

And where is your discord? You're not off to a good start...

I'll let you orbit me, but I don't want to orbit you. It seems we are at an impasse.

>moids/moidlets, likely crystal cafe background
meh, I have better things to do in my life than to orbit e-girls. only the most forlorn of those here have to resort to that.

Good, you've already filtered yourself out, makes my job easier

It is I! ScanGrade(R), the magnificent. I have no time for low tier femoids. Only number 2 pencils

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What a conundrum indeed! Perhaps we can make it a competition, who out-orbits whom?
I am no e-girl, I am a-girl! (because a is the first letter in the alphabet and therefore important)

you sound autistic as shit. i'll give you my tag if you can guess my favorite video game.
>orchestral soundtrack
>3 possible endings
>had a remake released in the past 5 years

You have to be cute enough to make me want to give you attention, but not so cute as to where I actually care. There's a whole situation we're gonna have to work out

but you stated your desire to obtain 'orbiters', which is by definition what an e-girl does. why do you want that anyways? I'd imagine talking to that many people would get boring pretty fast.

Oh deary me, I didn't expect for Sir ScanGrade to be here. Excuse me for the insolence m'lord. Would a 10-pack of fresh HB's suffice?

threads go on nobody wants to hear your larping oneliners

All these posts and usual whining! You could've already be talking to a femanon on discord! If only you posted your tags (fortune favours the bold)

I have no time for your riddles! Give me your tag anyway

The question is, are you cute enough?

Probably, but I don't know if my heart is in it, I'd need something of substance to make it worth while

riddle or no deal, sorry

>58367514
Thanks for admitting it was never about being a thread but rather a thread for you to spout shitposting oneliners. Threads like these would be instantly ignored on because they are shit

This is all so tiresome.
I'm tired of those mongrels retard orbiters, those histrionic whores (who might not even be female at all).
If there was a genie and he could grant my wish, I would hope for the utter destruction of every faggot who ever went for longer than an hour on discord.

How about we solve the riddle in my discord DM's ;)

>If there was a genie and he could grant my wish, I would hope for the utter destruction of every faggot who ever went for longer than an hour on discord.
And then what? What do you think the world would be like?

>23 posts in and no username posted
Wait a second is Zig Forums starting to become good again?

How do you know if your heart is in it, if you don't try?

If they weren't playing hard to get, they wouldn't be worth it

Yeah but, I need you to try. This will have to be a mutual transaction and quite frankly dear, I'm seeing very low effort on your part right now

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>And then what? What do you think the world would be like?
This board would be better than it is now.
Which is pretty good.
Except for here, it wouldn't change my life, I don't mingle with living cancers IRL.

because its a shitposting thread thinly veiled as a discord begging thread, which you know belong on Op is just a huge faggot because he knows a thread posted like this on would just be ignored and ridiculed for every NPC reaction OP made, to the same extent its being done here

That's fine, I guess our interests are divergent. You've missed your chance.

naah i'm good
i'll be generous. you get 3 guesses

hi there femoid! my name is david and i'm very interested in orbiting you! if you like watching movies and playing tetris on your browser i do that a lot! you can add me at bazingo#9927, i hope you add me.

anyone else in the thread that wants to be friends with me can add me too! i would love to have more people to play jstris with.

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So what would you think will be posted on this board that is better?

lord of warcraft
zelda 6
revengence of metal slug IV