You aren't a virgin user, are you?

>You aren't a virgin user, are you?

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Yeah, I am.

I'm at the point where these kinds of looks aren't very intimidating. I just feel alienated. Not ashamed.

eheheh so uhh ... umm funny story i actually uhhhh .... well it depends what you mean by virgin realy eheheh ... ummm yeah so uhhhh *Flips table and sprints away as fast as possible*

What, you don't believe me?
I'm chaste and proud to be, it's normal in my culture.

It doesn't happen often but I love pulling that card.

I'm studing at the seminary

based sperg-poster

Sure am.

I've never had trouble talking to people, especially strangers. I'm introverted and not very eloquent, but I don't spill spaghetti everywhere because that would require me caring about them.

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i remember someone naming each and every last one of these girls and i looked them up individually. all stupid whores with mind numbing migraine inducing airhead twitter posts, gift lists they expected people to buy for them and obsessed with fashion, shoes and makeup. i hate how easy it is to fall for a pretty face when what's behind it is nothing but consumer materialism and vulgar narcissistic vanity.

I would say yes and then cry on the front-most two girls shoulders while they pat my back and tell me "It's ok"

I know all of them too. Lizzie is the best

i wish i could form complete sente

This situation would never happen because i don't speak to anyone.

...And then proceed to shota me and squirt on my face

No. I'm not.
I'd be better off if I was though

how do you tell if someone is a virgin

CHAD IMAGINATION:
>Why yes, but I'm sure you'll fix that
>*unzip*
INCEL REALITY
>uh, n-n-no, why do you ask? ha ha
>*spills spaghetti*

Yes and I unironically think you're all unattractive.

Yes I am
Thots arent worth my time

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You arent a cumdumpster, are you?

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Stay based dude

Yes I am a 32 year old virgin whose never had a gf

No, why do you ask? I've only been with one woman though

OP's pic is fake, this is the real one.

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>"Execute whoreder sixty-six."

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>"Execute... Oh."

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Get me 2 drinks in and my response would be. Damn right I am now how many of you lovely ladies want to fix that with me tonight.

Having lost my filter for a couple weeks I've said some very spicey, flirty and dirty things. I didn't enjoy losing my filter I felt like a idiot everytime i spoke But damn did I suddenly "get game".

Maybe if I could get some confidence I might just speak like a idiot all time lol. Who knows it might just get me laid...before I die.

After tonight I will no longer remain a virgin and none of you will be left alive. The history books will not remember your names but they will remember my gory deeds. I am the Beast.

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Of course I am a virgin, aren't you?

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Am I Virgin?
Yes I am!
Am I Virgin?
I am, Man
Yes I am!

>Maybe if I could get some confidence I might just speak like a idiot all time lol.Who knows it might just get me laid...before I die.
Nerds read and morons breed.

yes now begone thots i am a man of god

>Yes. Is there a point or are you just asking for the sake of knowing something about me? Quite frankly, I couldn't care less about Relationships or Sex. If I could get rid of my Sex Drive for good, I'd gladly do so.

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