Suicide thread robots?

>But whoso shall cause one of these little ones who believe in Me to fall, it were better for him that a millstone were hung about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
The word of God.
Believe it.

Please don't do it anons. Might not feel that way right now, but you're loved and people in your life care about you. Life involves lots and lots of ups and downs, and sometimes it's really difficult to see the good parts when you're deep in that emotional hole. Just know that things WILL improve with time, y'all just gotta hang in there.

You guys are all mfing kings, stay safe, stay healthy, stay confident. Things will work out.

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As faggoty as this might sound this actually kind of helped user

>Suck it up!! I dont see a BIG SMILE in your face wagie!! Youre going to scare the customers off!
Kys

I read every single thread in the same condescending voice

>But whoso shall cause one of these little ones who believe in Me to fall, it were better for him that a millstone were hung about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Believe in him, he is mercful.

and much eloquent than I, such is his word nonetheless.

>10
>everyone hated me because I didn't like being involved in cliques at my shitty catholic school, making me an outcast and a person everyone could bully because I had no friends
>gunshot to the head
>write a note, split my cash between my mom, dad and brother, go out into the countryside or some nice state park or somewhere in nature and the woods, get one last look at the only place I feel comfortable
>House of the Rising Sun- The Animals

I appreciate the good intent but holy shit what awful fucking reassurance. You sound literally 15

Christians, with all due respect, I think don't really have a place in Zig Forums. I get trying to save people but, some of us are broken beyond repair. I'm sorry.

Not him but I'm Christian and still want to kill myself every day. I'll probably end up doing it.

>There are six things the LORD hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.

He does make it quite clear, in case you are truly confused about your evil being accepted by him.

If you'll allow me the time. Can I have a one-on-one. I've attempted multiple times.

See
Be wary of this man.

Every last human on Earth fits at least one of those definitions so going just by that, God must hate absolutely everybody including you.

As i said, he is merciful, even to those who admit they push children to harm themselves, they must first admit it.

Ive had enough of this thread. The evil is sickening, I have passed along his word and I wash my hands.

Well you should admit it then.

Well, Then so be it. If I don't fall into an arbitrary belief that coddles to to the self-proclaimed righteous. So fucking be it
You're a fucking pussy. This world has always been that of sin.

>I'm going to drop a few verses, fingerwag and leave hehe that'll show em

There's far worse shit regularly posted on this board and elsewhere. Get a grip.

I tried kmsing a few times but failed miserably because I am a coward. Now I am secretly & hopelessly mentally ill and pray for death every night because I don't have the guts to do it myself. I do an okay job keeping up appearances but if it were to ever become apparent how crazy the last few years have made me on top of how off I've been my entire life I don't know what would happen; I doubt the last few remaining people close to me who will still talk to me would continue to let me be a part of their lives although I know time's running out on that anyway. I doubt I'll make it to next year. Living is exhausting, I want out.

I have a couple of these that I've developed over the few years I've been on this site, so if that didn't resonate with you here's a more existentialist approach. It doesn't typically seem to get as good results, but I genuinely want to try and help you get through this, so lets give it a shot.

Life is short. Depending on your age and health, you'll live anywhere from ~ 70 - 100 years. That might seem like a lot, but it isn't, at least in the grand scheme of things. From a purely logical standpoint, it's unlikely that you'll feel this way for the rest of those 7-10 decades. You've been happy before, call it innocence, naivete, what have you, but you have, and it stands to reason that there's a fairly high chance you'll be happy again. The payoff is huge, so what harm can it do to stick around for another couple of months, years, etc. You'll have the rest of eternity to be dead, but this is your one shot. The possibilities are (and will continue to be) limitless, but killing yourself destroys all that. People recover from depression all the time, and you will too, you just need to hang in there. If you feel up to it, make some changes. Talk to a therapist. Try antidepressants, going to sleep earlier, etc. All of these things are resources you have at your disposal to get over this as quickly as possible, and move on with your life. And if you continue to struggle with suicidal ideation, it's worth calling a hotline. They exist and continue to receive govt grants because they are highly effective at what they do: talking people out of suicide. Please don't kill yourself.

I'm glad. You'll get through this.

>5th grade
>i realized how stupid i was and i didnt get smarter
>gun
>i will smoke a pack and drive to a spot i have picked out deep in the woods on a river bank
>probably cumtown lol they have been my only friends for 3 years go through my favorite bits and episodes and blow my head off