How do you get orbiters as a guy?

how do you get orbiters as a guy?

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You don't unless you're gay and a trap.

transition, duh. My mute times are getting longer this is ridiculous how am I suppose to know what's already been typed on this forsaken website

without transitioning. I dont wanna be gay I just want to have worshippers.

I have a really casual attitude with people online and like to tell them a personal secret at some point. Some people really look for an intimate relationship, even girls, so they end up trying to make you happy, which could also be monetary. My ex gf was also from here and she always paid for my or her trip to meet up because we were continents appart.

All women are orbiters so the answer is just get girls

Women are addicted to emotions. You exude the right emotions, they'll orbit you, because they want the emotions you give them. If you're awkward, shy, neurotic and nervous it's not hopeless as even some girls enjoy those emotions but overwhelmingly that isn't the case. You have to learn to be confident and make a relaxing environment where you take control and invite the girl in to that environment, I've had many orbiters following this mentality.

>You have to learn to be confident and make a relaxing environment
Fuck, it was over before it began

t. neurotic bipolar

Are you a tranny? Unless you're a hot tranny you won't get orbiters.

>how do you get orbiters as a guy?
Post hentai and porn.
works for me lmao

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I will be your orbiter. Post discord and vc with me

>I will be your orbiter
No you won't

Yes I will nigger post your fucking discord I will suck you off

Ewww nevermind I don't even want you

be cute, slightly feminine, and post ur body on disc

I'm super feminine looking and have been told by gay guys I'm cute and could get a lot of orbiters. Not really gay myself, though.

What should I do? I don't think I could make much money off of it if I don't show face (which I won't do)

Get good at makeup, loose a lot of weight. Get fake books put make up on those \tits. Go to tik tok and cater to degenerates.

profit?????

kopi#0969

>tfw started orbiting girls
>a bunch of them now orbit me and I cant get away from them

> I cant get away from them
>thinks they are orbiting him
Breh you got no idea how deep in their orbit you are

You wont get attention for very long without shoving dildos up your ass so good luck

EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SEIZED AND IS NOW A /SOUP/ GENERAL. TELL US YOUR FAVORITE SOUPS OR YOU'LL GET YOUR DICK BLOWN OFF.

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Then why am I always being messaged over and over by them even when I dont respond for hours?

Interact with and lead on many different ones at the same time. I mean like 10+ at once, constantly replacing the ones that disappear. This also makes you not care if they leave thus giving you more confidence and having a snowball effect of being more attractive. Inevitably some will become infatuated with you despite them not being your "favorite". You now have orbiters.

So, just act like a woman.

sounds legit, I believe you dude.

please add me

cel#9470

Tell me why I should add you

i'm not sure, honestly. just give it a try i guess

sauce my nibba

lead e-girls on
for some reason they become infatuated with someone who gives them positive attention without giving clear signals. just strategically lead them on and hope they dont find anyone else

having girls go full simp is fucking easy, if thats what your into. Respectful, but not kind, make them laugh, but give off the vibe that your just making conversation to be nice, it works really well on hot girls, if you ooze confidence but treat them like a bit of casual conversation, everyone wants what they cant have. Especially when they are used to getting what they want, wich most girls are. Youll have a fucking Harem

be rich, you'll gets lots of dudes showering you with attention

I tried I hope it goes well

You mean girls chasing you? You have to be Chad, be indifferent with them, yadda yadda yadda.

Some say that having a big dick but that doesn't work unless they give you a chance first. I have a big dick and I am still trying to find the way to let girls know that I am packing meat without seeming so desperate, also I am a huge tard.