/britfeel/

i don't even have to read a plump post to know it's a plump post now

Why are Americans so fat, stupid and racist?

>why is my life so shit ? i dont have any friends, my family dislike me, i'm incredibly dumb, never had any gf, bad with manual labor and ugly
How old are you?

yo
shanks and the /britfeel/ crew
being comfy is what we wanna do
nibble that sweet chocolate through
if you're cool we'll let you take part too

if its a barely comprehensible essay next to an anime picture, it's the plumpfag

>gobs in the /britfeel/ captain's face

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For me? It's tinkering about in the garden, having a roast and checking in with the lads.

>if its a barely comprehensible essay next to an anime picture, it's the plumpfag
And it's a short passive-aggressive post next to an anime picture, it's Chika

Go on then, why's that lad?

>put pan on wrong hob
>move pan over
>burnt fingers on the handle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I would happily let Kate gob straight in my mouth then swallow it

just fingered me bum lads aha

Good afternoon, lads.
Just had a chat with the lead of the big brother/sister scheme.
After my DBS comes back I'll get a welcome pack and if the all clear on rona is done by then I'll meet some mentors, this will happen via conference call if we're still in lockdown.
NGL, I'm so looking forward to being a big brother.

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If this isn't still a larp, then good luck lad, hope you have a healthier relationship than I did with my siblings.

haha nice one. love kids me

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I used to be a big brother. Do you even have time to do it? With work and that?

Fuck off, Owen Jones

Used to love a good pokey bum wank

I post pics of little girls online all day haha

I don't think this is BN. As he's German now, he would not know about this advert.

Waking up with some comfy comfy pasta wasta. Wahey!

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Is this Pakipoo, DM or balding Andrew?

I can't decide if the girl from the Scary Movies is hot or not

i'm almost 19 i know you guys will laugh at me calling me immature but i used to be really dumb, lacking of self awareness fooling around like a dumbass but lately i developped some and became a bit smarter, like your 15-16 years old teenager intelligence

its still not good enough i have problem understanding arabic/english only a bit french, and it still pretty low,

i always try to avoid going out in my city and try to go farther because sometime i meet people i used to talk to and they ask me "hey whats up xwhat you became ?" they are less repulsed because i try to put more work on hygiene, halo effect they think i improved while its a mess in my head

people realize that i have no dream, no interest, no life goal only sadness in my look then they are repulsed because men are supposed to be more confident, yet i look weak and robotic (when i talk i try my best to show emotions but people get that i'm overdoing it because i don't care)

thats the problem i dont care about most stuff and i dont know what to do for the whole days : i'm tired even when i avoid screen or only use them for a few hours a day, i feel like i will never be able to fit in

i dont talk to anyone really, beside my family but they think i'm a useless fag even if i run errands, do some manual shit in house i'm always viewed as a retard its not even bad self esteem but its the truth i'm useless only reason i'm still around is that my life bearable enough atm and i can't guarantee easy death

in a few years i will surely die, thats probably the best thing about my life that i know that i can end it whenever i want for real i'm not afraid of consequences, of what people will think of my family or the after my parents raised all of their childs so its good enough anwyay

in the end all i wanted was a good friend lol but in reality after middle school its impossible isnt it ?

no really i'm your average guy, too much average and no goal resulting in death probably

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Not a LARP, mate. I'm sorry to hear you didn't have the best time with your brothers/sisters, I hope you have good friends to make up for that now and you get on better with your brothers/sisters now?

I work some erratic hours but that's my own doing, I'm well paid, work from home 905% of the time and if I organise my day right I only work a part time day job.
Would you tell me some experiences of being a big brother?